Part 9
Donald spent a whole 10 minutes lecturing Sora about how he shouldn't pick up random plants and eat them, While Goofy looked for Jiminy's "stash" of sorts. (Where did he put all that stuff?).
Donald: -And that's why you should always know what's
food and what's a hallucinagen.
Sora: ...BORED NOW.
Donald:
WHERE YOU LISTENING?
Sora: Nope. I was looking at that fairy over
there.
Donald: Fairy? -Looks around-
Sora: HAHA! Made ya
look! Anyway...
Donald: -Facepalm-
Sora: Time for another
card!
Goofy: -Walks back over- I can't find it..
Donald: All
well..
Sora: HM... Whale? NAH TO WET.. OH! Let's go to the Sandy
one!
Jiminy: Whatever..
Sora put the card in the door
dramactically and they ended up in...
Agrabah! Home of the
thieves, greedy monkies, talkative genies, slutty princesses and a
Chick-Obessesed Wizard.
Goofy: Garwsh thats a lot of
sand..
Sora: Tell me about it..
Goofy: Okay well first of all-
We are in a desert and it's full of sa-
Donald: IT'S AND
EXPRESSION DUMBASS!
Sora: HEY LOOK OVER THERE!
Sora points at
Aladdin (The crazy ratboy without a shirt on) who is surronded by
heartless.
Sora: Aww! They like him!
Goofy: Maybe.. we should..
help him?
Sora: HEHE -Falls over-
Donald: -pulls him back up-
Jesus Christ man! What the hell did you eat?
Sora: That.. poka
dotted mushroom remeber?
Donald: You're an idiot!
Sora: I know
you are but what am I?
Donald: UGH!
Sora: I REALLY.. HAVE TO
PEE. -Walks up to Aladdin- Excuse me Mr.Kawala do you know where the
nearest restroom is?
Aladdin: ...Kawala? Um...Help me and I'll
tell you!
Sora: Oh alright..
Battle Start
Samari
Heartless: RAWR!
Sora: TAKE THAT! -Hit's himself in the head with
the keyblade and falls over laughing-
Samari Heartless:
...?
Donald: -Kills the heartless- SORA YOU STUPID STUPID
PERSON.
Battle End
More heartless show up
Goofy: Go away
heartless! Shoo! Shoo!
Donald: Like thats gunna work..
Sora:
-Giggles-
Donald: -Eye Roll-
Heartless: WE VANT TO SUCK YOUR
BLOOD!
Aladdin: I have an idea!
Donald: SO DO IT.
Aladdin:
Okay! MAGIC LAMP! MY FIRST WISH!
Donald: Oh great another
wacko.
Aladdin: GET RID OF THE CUTE BLACKIES!
Genie: -pops out
of the lamp- HEY HEY HEY! FIRST WISH COMIN' UP. Wait what was it? OH
I KNOW.. A sandwhich right? Haha just kidding.. Hey did you see that
show last night? BOY WAS IT CRAZZZY. I mean seriously how many girls
can one guy have ..OH.. I see you have a new vest! Where did you get
it you know I once had a vest but all the other genies had ones too
and I didn't feel original at all so-
Aladdin: KILL THE HEARTLESS
ALREADY!
Genie: OH.. Right. -Poofs them away-
Goofy: HOLY
SHIT!
Donald: ..And why didn't you call him in the first place?
-Glares at Aladdin-
Aladdin: Well you see-
Genie: -HE'S NOT NO
WISHING MAN! HE'S A MASTER MAN. ...Boy did I hate masters. I once had
one that was all "OH GIVE ME THE WORLDS OXYGEN SUPPLY!" I
mean come on? They oxygen supply seriously.. I did it though. Put it
all in a handy jar and-
Aladdin: EHEM.
Genie: Oh.. Right. Yeah
so he is only allowed to make THREE WISHES. A-ONE-A-TWO-A-THREE! And
boy let me tell you.. there was once this one guy who wasted his
first wish on a sandwhich.. Come to think of it.. Usually people
waste there first wish on something stupid. You did it too actually,
ya know I would have wished all the heartless everywhere were gone
just incase they came back for a second fight or some-
Aladdin:
WILL YOU SHUT UP!
Genie: EEP. Man.. You didn't have to yell.
-Poofs back into lamp.-
Donald: Well he's annoying..
Aladdin:
Tell me about it. Heh- At least I get wishes. So you guys want to
help me get this chick to like me?
Sora: Sure!
Aladdin: Sweet!
Race you to the palace! -Runs off-
Donald: ...WHAT THE CRAP? IS
EVERYONE HIGH?
Sora: -Giggles and falls over- Hehe! You said crap!
Crap is poo! Poo-Poo! Hehe.
Goofy: Um..
Donald: ...I need to
stop hanging out with you freaks.
Goofy: ..You wanna follow that
guy or what?
Donald: Yeah. Maybe we can convince him to give us
the lamp after he is done with it.
Goofy: Sounds like a good
idea.
Donald: OFCOURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
Sora: HEY I CAN DO THE
WORM. -Starts wiggling on the floor-
Goofy: Um...
Donald:
..Pick him up Goofy. We kinda need him.
Goofy: Right. -Puts Sora
over his shoulder-
Sora: WEEE! A RIDE.
Donald: -Eye
Roll-
Donald and Goofy, who is carring Sora- who won't stop singing Peanut Butter and Jelly Time-, wander around the dessert town, Avoiding the Heartless, until they catch up to Aladdin who happenes to be robbing some pots from a stand.
Donald:
LOOTER!
Aladdin: -Hides vase behind back- Huh? What?
Goofy:
Robbing is bad!
Sora: Bad Boy! Bad Boy! Watcha gunna do? Watcha
gunna do when they come for you!...
Aladdin: -Stares at Sora-
What's up with him?
Donald: None of your business! Now put the
stolen goods down!
Aladdin: -Drops the vase and it smashes-
Oops..
Goofy: Hey did you steal the lamp?
Aladdin: YES! I stole
it from a giant cave shaped like a lepord!
Donald & Goofy:
...
Sora: Goofy I don't feel so good...
Goofy:
Huh?
Sora: -Barfs on his shirt- Sorry..
Donald:
GROSS!
Aladdin: oo
Goofy: Aw man..
Sora: -starts laughing-
It's pretty funny if you think about it!
Donald: NO IT
ISN'T!
Genie: OH MAN.. Once time I barfed on this cute little
puppy at it bit me in the nose- I had to go to the hospital and stay
there for a week because the dog had rabies and it-
Aladdin: STOP
TALKING.
Genie: Yes master. Sheesh.. I help people for all
eternity and I get told to shut up? Man oh man. Boy do I wish
somebody would wish me free! I could go on a crusie line then. Maybe
Disney World.. I here it's nice this time of year. They got that new
ride- What's it called.. anywho I really hope we could be friends
Bud. Man.. you know bleech will get that barf out. Hm.. I wonder
what's for dinner probally some sort of meat-
Aladdin: SHUT THE
HELL UP AND I'LL WISH YOU FREE.
Genie: OH YAY! -Zips mouth
shut(Literally)-
Donald: -GASP- You'd do that?
Aladdin:
-wispers- Ofcourse not! I'm not retarded. You can have it when I'm
done.
Donald: SWEET!
Genie: -Unzips mouth- FREEDOM! Oh I can't
wait- No cramped spaces- No crazy power hungry masters. Maybe I could
get my own genie.. How would that work? An ex-genie owning a genie..
Gee I think it'd be a bit awkward no? Hm.. What if it's one of my
genie pals too? I'll probally wish him free.. and then he'll wish
another genie free causing a chain a free genies. But then- What if
one of them wants revenge? Hm.. that wouldn't be good-
Aladdin:
EHEM.
Genie: OH RIGHT. Quiet equals freedom got it. -Zips mouth
back up-
Aladdin: Now.. About Jasmine the chick I want. I suppose
if I were a prince I could marry her hm?
Goofy: But then you'd
have to be king!
Donald: Sultan!
Sora: I WISH I WISH I WERE A
FISH!
Genie: -Turns Sora into a fish-
Aladdin: WHAT ARE YOU
DOING? I'M YOUR MASTER! NOT HIM!
Genie: Heh. Sorry, couldn't
resist. -Turns Sora back-
Donald: Retards.. EVERYWHERE.
Aladdin:
TO THE PALACE! -Runs off-
Donald: ..Let's kill him.
Goofy:
Huh?
Donald: Kidding.. Kidding. -MumbleMumble-
They follow Aladdin, until he stops short and knocks them all over.
Sora:
DOMINOS!
Donald: HEY! What's the hold up?
Aladdin: LOOK! It's
Jasmine!
Jasmine: -Surronded by Heartless- Aw you guys are
so-
Heartless: -Bite her-
Jasmine: EEK! DEMONS!
Aladdin:
I'LL SAVE YOU! -Jumps next to her-
Jasmine: What the- Oh.. not you
again. -Eye roll-
Aladdin: I WISH FOR YOU TO SAVE HER
FINE-ASS!
Genie: -Nodds, because he bolted his mouth shut. (THANK
GOD) -Kills the heartless-
Jasmine: OH MY GOD A GENIE!
-Faints-
Donald: ...
Goofy: ...Um..
Aladdin: SO?
Sora:
WEEE! -Builds a sand castle-
Donald: -Looks at Aladdin- ARE YOU
FUCKING STUPID?
Aladdin: Huh?
Donald: YOU WASTED ANOTHER WISH
KILLING HEARTLESS WHEN YOU COULD WISH THEM ALL GONE!
Aladdin: Oh..
my bad.
Donald: -Hits Aladdin with his wand-
Aladdin:
Ow!
Donald: IDIOTS- FUCKING IDIOTS.
Goofy: Calm down
Donald.
Donald: I AM CALM!
Goofy: Garwsh..
Sora: You know
what would help?
Donald: WHAT?
Sora: That poka-dotted mushroom.
Man am I calm.
Donald: ...I can't even think of a word to call
you other than Retarded.
Sora: -Shruggs and starts poking Jasmine
with a stick-
Heartless: -Randomly Show up- SUP NIGGAS?
Aladdin:
OH NO.. Alright. Genie I wish ALL THE heartless were-
Sora:
WAIT!
Aladdin: Hm?
Sora: I WANNA KILL THEM!
Aladdin:
Fine..
Donald: SORA! HE WAS GOING TO WISH EVERY HEARTLESS
GONE!
Sora: I SAID I WANT TO KILL THEM DONALD!
Donald:
BUT-
Sora: -Hits Donald in the head- Chill out Duck. I want to
kill them kay?
Donald: -slaps himself in the head,
repeatedly-
Battle Start
Heartless: MWAHA! -Start beating
the crap out of Sora-
Sora: OW OW OW.. WAIT!
Heartless?
Sora:
You want some of this poka-dotted mushroom?
Heartless: HELL YEAH!
-take it from him- Thank man!
Battle End
Sora:
Donald:
YOU STILL HAD THAT?
Sora: Uh.. no.
Donald: -Goes through his
pockets- Nothing..
Sora: Yup yup. No more. -Giggles-
Donald:
You.. are in so much trouble later.
Aladdin: SWEET. Now I can use
this wish for myself!
Genie: HEY I THOUGHT YOU SAID-
-Light
flashes-
Donald: QUACK. WHAT THE-
Aladdin: -HUGE GASP- OMG! THE
LAMP IS GONE!
Donald: WHAT?
Jafar: -Was apparently there the
whole time- My evil is flawless. You are such a stupid stupid rat.
Haha now I have the lamp for myself.
Aladdin: Jafar! Why? What did
I ever do to you!
Sora: -pokes Aladdin- Your a rat?
Aladdin:
...?
Jafar: Mmkaaay. Anywho, You existed that's what! Now I will
be the one to get the chick!
Goofy: You can't get the girl! You're
old!
Jafar: Silence ugly!
Goofy: -dog yelp-
Jafar: Now
Genie! My First wish! Bring that girl over my way!
Genie: Stupid
first wishes.. always stupid first wishes.. -Brings Jasmine
over-
Aladdin: BAD GENIE! COME OVER HERE!
Genie: Sorry man. I'm
not your genie no more.. Which is so sad really because I was
starting to get alittle gay for you.. You know that brotherly love
you get when somebody commands your ass all over the place.. Sadly I
don't have an ass thought because I just have this ghostly tail
thing. Legs would be nice.. I wonder what kind of legs I'd have
if-
Jafar: SILENCE MINION!
Genie: -Shuts up-
Jafar: Mwaha
good bye fools! -exits stage left-
Aladdin: ...Well this
sucks.
Sora: -points at Aladdin and Laughs- Haha you fucked
up!
Goofy: Don't give up!
Aladdin: Nah it's hopeless.. I
screwed up. Let's go rob a bank or something.
Goofy: It isn't
hopeless! The good guys always win! This is Disney we are talking
'bout!
Aladdin: Oh yeah! Now we need a master plan..
Sora: OH
OH! I HAVE ONE!
Donald: Aw geez... Alright let's hear your 'master
plan.'
Sora: Okay! Now first dudes...-insert master plan
here-
Aladdin: It's so stupid it might work!
So the plan is put into action...:
Jafar: Mwaha.
Hundred Dollar bill lays
on the floor.
Jafar: What's this? OH! Why it's a hundred dollars..
Haha my evil is having a very good day. -Goes to pick it up-
$100:
-moves away-
Jafar: Eh? -goes to pick it up again-
$100: -moves
away-
Jafar: Curse you bill! -moves closer to it-
$100: -moves
away-
Jafar cases the bill until he ends up infront of Sora
holding a fishing rod with the bill attached to it
Sora: Well hi
there!
Jafar: CURSE YOU SPIKEY-HAIRED RAT!
Aladdin: -sneaks up
to Jasmine-
Jafar: -Turns around- FOOLS! Genie seize him!
The
genie punches Aladdin in the face who get's KOd.
Donald: AHA YOU
WASTED A WISH!
Jafar: FUCK!
Aladdin: That wasn't part of the
plan but okay...
Jafar: Well, well, how cunning of the rat. You
can't see past the cheese though!
Aladdin: ...Huh?
Jafar:
GENIE! I WISH I WAS A GENIE, GENIE!
Genie: A...Double
Genie?
Jafar: YES!
Genie: Uh.. okay.
Donald: -rubs his eyes-
...Was he kidding?
Goofy: OH NO!
The Genie turns Jafar into a
big red devil genie and everyone is randomly on a platform surronded
by lava.
Sora: LOOK RED STUFF!
Donald: DON'T TOUCH IT!
Jafar:
MWAHAHA! NO I WILL CRUSH YOU!
Aladdin: Uh-Oh
Goofy: AHHH! -Runs
in circles-
Sora: -Haha funny red dude.
Donald: ARE YOU GUYS
STUPID? DO YOU RELIZE WHAT HE DID?
Aladdin: HE'S ALL POWERFUL!
AHHH!
Donald: -Facepalm-
Battle Start
Sora: Oh.. this
sucks.
Jafar: -Starts throwing Lava at him-
Sora: HELP!
HELP!
Donald: -walks up to Jafar and kicks his lamp into the
lava-
Aladdin: -blink-
Jafar: Huh? -starts exploding- WHAT
THE-? OH SHIT! -Dies-
Battle End
Sora: YAY I ROCK!
Donald:
You didn't do shit!
Sora: Yes- Yes I did.
Goofy: I told you
good guys win.
Aladdin: Now.. I still have that last wish..
Genie:
Here it comes.. FREEDOM. The great outdoors fresh air loveable
crusielines, Disney World, Service for me, Lottery, No more serving,
no more wishes no more-
Aladdin: Okay here it goes...
Genie:
YES YES!
Aladdin: I WISH I WAS A FABULOUSLY WEALTHY
PRINCE!
Genie: THANK YOU FOR THE- ...WHAT?
Aladdin: Sorry
man. I'm not stupid. -Hand lamp to Donald-
Donald: SWEET!
Genie:
BUT! BUT! You promised!
Aladdin: If you shut up!.. Which you
didn't, so...
Genie: -Frown-
Donald: I WISH YOU CAN'T
TALK!
Genie: oo
Donald: MWAHAHA!
Sora: ...Wow! We have
a genie!
Goofy: Yay! After Donald get's it, then I can get it..
Then Sora can get it!
Sora: YAY!
Donald: Thanks man! -High
Fives Aladdin-
Aladdin: No problem. Alright well.. I'm going to
get that chick now. See ya!
Sora & Co: KaythanxBye!
