Part 9

Donald spent a whole 10 minutes lecturing Sora about how he shouldn't pick up random plants and eat them, While Goofy looked for Jiminy's "stash" of sorts. (Where did he put all that stuff?).

Donald: -And that's why you should always know what's food and what's a hallucinagen.
Sora: ...BORED NOW.
Donald: WHERE YOU LISTENING?
Sora: Nope. I was looking at that fairy over there.
Donald: Fairy? -Looks around-
Sora: HAHA! Made ya look! Anyway...
Donald: -Facepalm-
Sora: Time for another card!
Goofy: -Walks back over- I can't find it..
Donald: All well..
Sora: HM... Whale? NAH TO WET.. OH! Let's go to the Sandy one!
Jiminy: Whatever..

Sora put the card in the door dramactically and they ended up in...
Agrabah! Home of the thieves, greedy monkies, talkative genies, slutty princesses and a Chick-Obessesed Wizard.

Goofy: Garwsh thats a lot of sand..
Sora: Tell me about it..
Goofy: Okay well first of all- We are in a desert and it's full of sa-
Donald: IT'S AND EXPRESSION DUMBASS!
Sora: HEY LOOK OVER THERE!
Sora points at Aladdin (The crazy ratboy without a shirt on) who is surronded by heartless.
Sora: Aww! They like him!
Goofy: Maybe.. we should.. help him?
Sora: HEHE -Falls over-
Donald: -pulls him back up- Jesus Christ man! What the hell did you eat?
Sora: That.. poka dotted mushroom remeber?
Donald: You're an idiot!
Sora: I know you are but what am I?
Donald: UGH!
Sora: I REALLY.. HAVE TO PEE. -Walks up to Aladdin- Excuse me Mr.Kawala do you know where the nearest restroom is?
Aladdin: ...Kawala? Um...Help me and I'll tell you!
Sora: Oh alright..

Battle Start
Samari Heartless: RAWR!
Sora: TAKE THAT! -Hit's himself in the head with the keyblade and falls over laughing-
Samari Heartless: ...?
Donald: -Kills the heartless- SORA YOU STUPID STUPID PERSON.
Battle End

More heartless show up
Goofy: Go away heartless! Shoo! Shoo!
Donald: Like thats gunna work..
Sora: -Giggles-
Donald: -Eye Roll-
Heartless: WE VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!
Aladdin: I have an idea!
Donald: SO DO IT.
Aladdin: Okay! MAGIC LAMP! MY FIRST WISH!
Donald: Oh great another wacko.
Aladdin: GET RID OF THE CUTE BLACKIES!
Genie: -pops out of the lamp- HEY HEY HEY! FIRST WISH COMIN' UP. Wait what was it? OH I KNOW.. A sandwhich right? Haha just kidding.. Hey did you see that show last night? BOY WAS IT CRAZZZY. I mean seriously how many girls can one guy have ..OH.. I see you have a new vest! Where did you get it you know I once had a vest but all the other genies had ones too and I didn't feel original at all so-
Aladdin: KILL THE HEARTLESS ALREADY!
Genie: OH.. Right. -Poofs them away-
Goofy: HOLY SHIT!
Donald: ..And why didn't you call him in the first place? -Glares at Aladdin-
Aladdin: Well you see-
Genie: -HE'S NOT NO WISHING MAN! HE'S A MASTER MAN. ...Boy did I hate masters. I once had one that was all "OH GIVE ME THE WORLDS OXYGEN SUPPLY!" I mean come on? They oxygen supply seriously.. I did it though. Put it all in a handy jar and-
Aladdin: EHEM.
Genie: Oh.. Right. Yeah so he is only allowed to make THREE WISHES. A-ONE-A-TWO-A-THREE! And boy let me tell you.. there was once this one guy who wasted his first wish on a sandwhich.. Come to think of it.. Usually people waste there first wish on something stupid. You did it too actually, ya know I would have wished all the heartless everywhere were gone just incase they came back for a second fight or some-
Aladdin: WILL YOU SHUT UP!
Genie: EEP. Man.. You didn't have to yell. -Poofs back into lamp.-
Donald: Well he's annoying..
Aladdin: Tell me about it. Heh- At least I get wishes. So you guys want to help me get this chick to like me?
Sora: Sure!
Aladdin: Sweet! Race you to the palace! -Runs off-
Donald: ...WHAT THE CRAP? IS EVERYONE HIGH?
Sora: -Giggles and falls over- Hehe! You said crap! Crap is poo! Poo-Poo! Hehe.
Goofy: Um..
Donald: ...I need to stop hanging out with you freaks.
Goofy: ..You wanna follow that guy or what?
Donald: Yeah. Maybe we can convince him to give us the lamp after he is done with it.
Goofy: Sounds like a good idea.
Donald: OFCOURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
Sora: HEY I CAN DO THE WORM. -Starts wiggling on the floor-
Goofy: Um...
Donald: ..Pick him up Goofy. We kinda need him.
Goofy: Right. -Puts Sora over his shoulder-
Sora: WEEE! A RIDE.
Donald: -Eye Roll-

Donald and Goofy, who is carring Sora- who won't stop singing Peanut Butter and Jelly Time-, wander around the dessert town, Avoiding the Heartless, until they catch up to Aladdin who happenes to be robbing some pots from a stand.

Donald: LOOTER!
Aladdin: -Hides vase behind back- Huh? What?
Goofy: Robbing is bad!
Sora: Bad Boy! Bad Boy! Watcha gunna do? Watcha gunna do when they come for you!...
Aladdin: -Stares at Sora- What's up with him?
Donald: None of your business! Now put the stolen goods down!
Aladdin: -Drops the vase and it smashes- Oops..
Goofy: Hey did you steal the lamp?
Aladdin: YES! I stole it from a giant cave shaped like a lepord!
Donald & Goofy: ...
Sora: Goofy I don't feel so good...
Goofy: Huh?
Sora: -Barfs on his shirt- Sorry..
Donald: GROSS!
Aladdin: oo
Goofy: Aw man..
Sora: -starts laughing- It's pretty funny if you think about it!
Donald: NO IT ISN'T!
Genie: OH MAN.. Once time I barfed on this cute little puppy at it bit me in the nose- I had to go to the hospital and stay there for a week because the dog had rabies and it-
Aladdin: STOP TALKING.
Genie: Yes master. Sheesh.. I help people for all eternity and I get told to shut up? Man oh man. Boy do I wish somebody would wish me free! I could go on a crusie line then. Maybe Disney World.. I here it's nice this time of year. They got that new ride- What's it called.. anywho I really hope we could be friends Bud. Man.. you know bleech will get that barf out. Hm.. I wonder what's for dinner probally some sort of meat-
Aladdin: SHUT THE HELL UP AND I'LL WISH YOU FREE.
Genie: OH YAY! -Zips mouth shut(Literally)-
Donald: -GASP- You'd do that?
Aladdin: -wispers- Ofcourse not! I'm not retarded. You can have it when I'm done.
Donald: SWEET!
Genie: -Unzips mouth- FREEDOM! Oh I can't wait- No cramped spaces- No crazy power hungry masters. Maybe I could get my own genie.. How would that work? An ex-genie owning a genie.. Gee I think it'd be a bit awkward no? Hm.. What if it's one of my genie pals too? I'll probally wish him free.. and then he'll wish another genie free causing a chain a free genies. But then- What if one of them wants revenge? Hm.. that wouldn't be good-
Aladdin: EHEM.
Genie: OH RIGHT. Quiet equals freedom got it. -Zips mouth back up-
Aladdin: Now.. About Jasmine the chick I want. I suppose if I were a prince I could marry her hm?
Goofy: But then you'd have to be king!
Donald: Sultan!
Sora: I WISH I WISH I WERE A FISH!
Genie: -Turns Sora into a fish-
Aladdin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M YOUR MASTER! NOT HIM!
Genie: Heh. Sorry, couldn't resist. -Turns Sora back-
Donald: Retards.. EVERYWHERE.
Aladdin: TO THE PALACE! -Runs off-
Donald: ..Let's kill him.
Goofy: Huh?
Donald: Kidding.. Kidding. -MumbleMumble-

They follow Aladdin, until he stops short and knocks them all over.

Sora: DOMINOS!
Donald: HEY! What's the hold up?
Aladdin: LOOK! It's Jasmine!
Jasmine: -Surronded by Heartless- Aw you guys are so-
Heartless: -Bite her-
Jasmine: EEK! DEMONS!
Aladdin: I'LL SAVE YOU! -Jumps next to her-
Jasmine: What the- Oh.. not you again. -Eye roll-
Aladdin: I WISH FOR YOU TO SAVE HER FINE-ASS!
Genie: -Nodds, because he bolted his mouth shut. (THANK GOD) -Kills the heartless-
Jasmine: OH MY GOD A GENIE! -Faints-
Donald: ...
Goofy: ...Um..
Aladdin: SO?
Sora: WEEE! -Builds a sand castle-
Donald: -Looks at Aladdin- ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?
Aladdin: Huh?
Donald: YOU WASTED ANOTHER WISH KILLING HEARTLESS WHEN YOU COULD WISH THEM ALL GONE!
Aladdin: Oh.. my bad.
Donald: -Hits Aladdin with his wand-
Aladdin: Ow!
Donald: IDIOTS- FUCKING IDIOTS.
Goofy: Calm down Donald.
Donald: I AM CALM!
Goofy: Garwsh..
Sora: You know what would help?
Donald: WHAT?
Sora: That poka-dotted mushroom. Man am I calm.
Donald: ...I can't even think of a word to call you other than Retarded.
Sora: -Shruggs and starts poking Jasmine with a stick-
Heartless: -Randomly Show up- SUP NIGGAS?
Aladdin: OH NO.. Alright. Genie I wish ALL THE heartless were-
Sora: WAIT!
Aladdin: Hm?
Sora: I WANNA KILL THEM!
Aladdin: Fine..
Donald: SORA! HE WAS GOING TO WISH EVERY HEARTLESS GONE!
Sora: I SAID I WANT TO KILL THEM DONALD!
Donald: BUT-
Sora: -Hits Donald in the head- Chill out Duck. I want to kill them kay?
Donald: -slaps himself in the head, repeatedly-

Battle Start
Heartless: MWAHA! -Start beating the crap out of Sora-
Sora: OW OW OW.. WAIT!
Heartless?
Sora: You want some of this poka-dotted mushroom?
Heartless: HELL YEAH! -take it from him- Thank man!
Battle End

Sora:
Donald: YOU STILL HAD THAT?
Sora: Uh.. no.
Donald: -Goes through his pockets- Nothing..
Sora: Yup yup. No more. -Giggles-
Donald: You.. are in so much trouble later.
Aladdin: SWEET. Now I can use this wish for myself!
Genie: HEY I THOUGHT YOU SAID-
-Light flashes-
Donald: QUACK. WHAT THE-
Aladdin: -HUGE GASP- OMG! THE LAMP IS GONE!
Donald: WHAT?
Jafar: -Was apparently there the whole time- My evil is flawless. You are such a stupid stupid rat. Haha now I have the lamp for myself.
Aladdin: Jafar! Why? What did I ever do to you!
Sora: -pokes Aladdin- Your a rat?
Aladdin: ...?
Jafar: Mmkaaay. Anywho, You existed that's what! Now I will be the one to get the chick!
Goofy: You can't get the girl! You're old!
Jafar: Silence ugly!
Goofy: -dog yelp-
Jafar: Now Genie! My First wish! Bring that girl over my way!
Genie: Stupid first wishes.. always stupid first wishes.. -Brings Jasmine over-
Aladdin: BAD GENIE! COME OVER HERE!
Genie: Sorry man. I'm not your genie no more.. Which is so sad really because I was starting to get alittle gay for you.. You know that brotherly love you get when somebody commands your ass all over the place.. Sadly I don't have an ass thought because I just have this ghostly tail thing. Legs would be nice.. I wonder what kind of legs I'd have if-
Jafar: SILENCE MINION!
Genie: -Shuts up-
Jafar: Mwaha good bye fools! -exits stage left-
Aladdin: ...Well this sucks.
Sora: -points at Aladdin and Laughs- Haha you fucked up!
Goofy: Don't give up!
Aladdin: Nah it's hopeless.. I screwed up. Let's go rob a bank or something.
Goofy: It isn't hopeless! The good guys always win! This is Disney we are talking 'bout!
Aladdin: Oh yeah! Now we need a master plan..
Sora: OH OH! I HAVE ONE!
Donald: Aw geez... Alright let's hear your 'master plan.'
Sora: Okay! Now first dudes...-insert master plan here-
Aladdin: It's so stupid it might work!

So the plan is put into action...:

Jafar: Mwaha.
Hundred Dollar bill lays on the floor.
Jafar: What's this? OH! Why it's a hundred dollars.. Haha my evil is having a very good day. -Goes to pick it up-
$100: -moves away-
Jafar: Eh? -goes to pick it up again-
$100: -moves away-
Jafar: Curse you bill! -moves closer to it-
$100: -moves away-
Jafar cases the bill until he ends up infront of Sora holding a fishing rod with the bill attached to it
Sora: Well hi there!
Jafar: CURSE YOU SPIKEY-HAIRED RAT!
Aladdin: -sneaks up to Jasmine-
Jafar: -Turns around- FOOLS! Genie seize him!
The genie punches Aladdin in the face who get's KOd.
Donald: AHA YOU WASTED A WISH!
Jafar: FUCK!
Aladdin: That wasn't part of the plan but okay...
Jafar: Well, well, how cunning of the rat. You can't see past the cheese though!
Aladdin: ...Huh?
Jafar: GENIE! I WISH I WAS A GENIE, GENIE!
Genie: A...Double Genie?
Jafar: YES!
Genie: Uh.. okay.
Donald: -rubs his eyes- ...Was he kidding?
Goofy: OH NO!
The Genie turns Jafar into a big red devil genie and everyone is randomly on a platform surronded by lava.
Sora: LOOK RED STUFF!
Donald: DON'T TOUCH IT!
Jafar: MWAHAHA! NO I WILL CRUSH YOU!
Aladdin: Uh-Oh
Goofy: AHHH! -Runs in circles-
Sora: -Haha funny red dude.
Donald: ARE YOU GUYS STUPID? DO YOU RELIZE WHAT HE DID?
Aladdin: HE'S ALL POWERFUL! AHHH!
Donald: -Facepalm-

Battle Start
Sora: Oh.. this sucks.
Jafar: -Starts throwing Lava at him-
Sora: HELP! HELP!
Donald: -walks up to Jafar and kicks his lamp into the lava-
Aladdin: -blink-
Jafar: Huh? -starts exploding- WHAT THE-? OH SHIT! -Dies-
Battle End

Sora: YAY I ROCK!
Donald: You didn't do shit!
Sora: Yes- Yes I did.
Goofy: I told you good guys win.
Aladdin: Now.. I still have that last wish..
Genie: Here it comes.. FREEDOM. The great outdoors fresh air loveable crusielines, Disney World, Service for me, Lottery, No more serving, no more wishes no more-
Aladdin: Okay here it goes...
Genie: YES YES!
Aladdin: I WISH I WAS A FABULOUSLY WEALTHY PRINCE!
Genie: THANK YOU FOR THE- ...WHAT?
Aladdin: Sorry man. I'm not stupid. -Hand lamp to Donald-
Donald: SWEET!
Genie: BUT! BUT! You promised!
Aladdin: If you shut up!.. Which you didn't, so...
Genie: -Frown-
Donald: I WISH YOU CAN'T TALK!
Genie: oo
Donald: MWAHAHA!
Sora: ...Wow! We have a genie!
Goofy: Yay! After Donald get's it, then I can get it.. Then Sora can get it!
Sora: YAY!
Donald: Thanks man! -High Fives Aladdin-
Aladdin: No problem. Alright well.. I'm going to get that chick now. See ya!
Sora & Co: KaythanxBye!