Part 10
Once again Sora & Co find themselves in the presence of a long ladder. Which.. is unnessisary. Anyway it leads to.. The Castle! Where else. Everyone had to turn around because Sora decided to sit on the floor.
Donald: SORA GET YOUR ASS UP.
Sora: Nah. I think.. I want to think about my dream.
Donald: GET UP.
Sora: Riku's face melted.. and then..
Donald: -Eye roll-
Goofy: Then what?
Sora: Then, we laughed. And then this girl popped up and randomly said hi. I like that dream.
Goofy: Sounds nice.
Sora: It was.
Donald: Whatever..
Sora: I wish it was real. I'd say Hi back!
Goofy: You wish Riku's face melted?
Sora: ...Maybe.
Donald: oo
Sora: You know what? I totally know the hi girl!
Goofy: You do what's her name?
Sora: ...Um... I know it's-
Donald: IT DOESN'T MATTER LET'S KEEP GOING!
Sora: LET ME THINK.
Donald: You never think! Let's get this over with already!
Sora: Yeah, yeah. Mr.Meanie alright. I'm only moving on cause I have to pee. Once I find a bathroom we are outta here!
Goofy: -Nodds in agreement.-
Donald: What about the King and Riku?
Sora: ...Who?
Donald: You forgot?
Sora: Nah! I'm just kidding let's go.
-Donald and Goofy walk ahead-
Sora: ...What king?
ELSEWHERE
Namine: I like to draw! -doodle doodle-
UPSTAIRS
Sora: For your information Donald. I do know Ms. Hello's name.
Donald: Like I care?
Sora: And it wasn't Kairi!
Donald: I don't care!
Goofy: Oh! Tell me!
Donald: GOOFY. We don't have time for this!
Sora: Sure we do!
Goofy: Oh! Spill the beans then!
Sora: The girl was also my friend!
Donald: And you haven't mentioned her ever before why?
Sora: ..Um. Because...She moved!
Jiminy: -pops out of Sora's nose- CHA-MAN.
Sora: WTF? WHERE YOU UP MY NOSE?
Jiminy: WANTS SOME 'SROOMS?
Donald: WHAT? You hid the stuff in Sora's nose!
Sora: ...No wonder I can't breathe. -Passes out-
Donald: OMG! WTF JIMINY? ARE YOU RETARDED?
Jiminy: -Laughs- Yessire!
Donald: UGH! I WILL SQUASH YOU ONEDAY!
Jiminy: OH YEAH? -Stuffs mushrooms down Donald's throat-
Donald: -ACK! WHAT THE HELL?
Jiminy: -Starts laughing- YOU SWALLOWED IT!
Donald: WHY YOU-
Goofy: -Flings Sora over his shoulder- Looks like I'm carryin' again huh?
Donald: Yeah, yeah. Ugh.. Stupid Jiminy. -Takes the cards out of Sora's pocket.- Let's just go with the whale.
Donald stuffed the card in the door angrily and they ended up in...
Monstro! Home of organs, black and white cats, parcially digested food, annoying old men and a Big Nosed Puppet.
Goofy: Eh? Why is the floor all squishy?
Sora: -sneezes out mushrooms and wakes up- Eh..Why am I warm?
Donald: Because Jiminy smoked shit in your head!
Sora: Oh?
Goofy: I'm warm too. Let's take a nap!
Sora: Oh? Okay. -Goes back to sleep-
Random Voice: Shouldn't you be scared?
Donald: AH! WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?
Random Voice: YOU ARE IN MAH BELLY.
Jiminy: Hey.. No we aren't. I KNOW YOU. Blockhead! Come out!
Pinnoccio runs up
Pinoke: Howdy! I haven't stolen anything from you! -Nose grows-
Jiminy: Thought you could get away from me huh? WELL YOU CAN'T. I'll follow you wherever you go!
Goofy: Woah.. Jiminy stalks little boys.
Pinoke: Oh! That's because Jiminy is a pedifile!
Donald: ...Why..didn't..his nose grow?
Sora: -opens eyes- Hey Pinoccio am I gay?
Pinoke: Yes! -Nose grows-
Sora: WE CAN USE HIM! -Gets dropped by Goofy- TO PRODICT THE FUTURE!
Donald: You have GOT to be kidding me...
Sora: -Shakes Pinoccio- Will Riku Marry Kairi?
Pinoke: Yes! -Nose Grows-
Sora: HAHA! YES! -Does a dance-
Donald: That doesn't mean you will!
Sora: Oh yeah? Will I marry Kairi!
Pinoke: Yes! -Nothing happens-
Sora: SCORE!
Donald: -Eyeroll-
Goofy: -Pats Sora's shoulder- Congrats!
Donald: You are complete and total idiots. Hey puppetboy, Is there a way out?
Pinoke: Yup!
Donald: Do you know where it is?
Pinoke: Nope! -Nose grows-
Donald: -Pushs him- LEAD US THERE.
Pinoke: Fine... Follow Me!
And so Sora & Co follow a wooden puppet though the insides of a whale. Wtf where the creators thinking? Anyway, Pinoke leads them to a crashed ship with an old man in it.
Jiminy: This isn't the exit..
Old Guy: Bless me! It's a anime character, a dog-thing, and a giant non-pants wearing duck with a bug and my wooden boy!
Sora: Who you callin' anime?
Jiminy: Hey Gansta G where's the exit?
Old Guy: Oh.. I have no idea. Let me read you a story kiddies.
Donald: WE DON'T HAVE TIME!
Sora: WEE! Story time! -Sits-
Donald: -Slams head into nearest object-
Old Guy: Once upon a time there was a big eared elephant...
4 HOURS LATER
Old Guy: And he finally flew! The End.
Sora: -clapps- AGAIN AGAIN!
Donald: NO! -hits Sora in the head-
Old Guy: It's okay.. I don't remeber the story anyway.
Sora: ...Is there a bathroom around here?
Old Guy: In a whale? -Laughs- There are no bathrooms inside of whales!
Sora: I thought there might be since it's possible we are still able to breathe and everything and aren't getting digested.
EveryoneElse: ...
Goofy: Yeah.. How are we breathing?
Donald: Beats me. Let's find that exit.
Jiminy: Yes. Good idea. Blockhead time to lead us to the exit!
Goofy: ...Um. Where is he?
Donald: AH SHIT. We lost our only way out! After him!
And so.. Sora & Co go in search for the wooden puppet and end up finding him running in circles on some flat platform surronded by acid.
Goofy: Hey guys what part of the whale are we in anyway?
Sora & Donald: -shrugg-
Pinoke: UH-OH. Busted.
Jiminy: Pinoke you naughty boy!
Donald: ...
Sora: -Rubs head-
Goofy: UM.. ANYWAY.
Pinoke: I'm sorry fellas.
Sora: Can I join you in your circle running?
Pinoke: Oh? I wasn't just running in circles I was looking for a way to help us! -Nose grows-
Jiminy: Bad Blockhead!
Sora: ANYWAY.. Where was I? OH! -Grabs Pinoke and shakes him around- Will I be rich?
Pinoke: Yes! -Nose grows-
Sora: Aw.. -Throws Pinoke- HE'S BROKEN!
Donald: No he isn't!
Goofy: -Picks Pinoke up and shakes him- Will I find a purdy lady to marry?
Pinoke: Yes! -Nose grows-
Goofy: You're right Sora.. He is broken.
Donald: Idiots. You're not broken right?
Pinoke: Right!
Donald: See?
Sora: In that case.. -Shakes him around again- Is Riku actually in the Castle?
Pinoke: Yes!
Goofy: Oh! -Grabs from Sora and shakes him around again- IS the King here?
Pinoke: Yes! -Nose grows-
Donald and Goofy: Aw man..
Sora: It's my fortune puppet! Get your own!
Jiminy: You know.. It's not really a good idea to be shaking him around like-
KABOOM!
Sora: AHH EARTHQUAKE! -jumps onto Goofy-
Donald: You think we are getting digested?
Jiminy: RUN FOR THE HILLS BLOCKHEAD!
Pinoke: -FLEES.-
-KERBLAM! Everyone but Sora ends up somewhere and Sora randomly stands infront of a pear shapped object with some sort of.. Tentacles.
Pinoke: HELP. I'M INSIDE THE SQUISHY MONSTER!
Sora: I'LL SAVE YOU WOODY!
Battle Start
Sora: Aww man.. On second thought. Get yourself out.
Whale Organ Heartless: RAR.
Pinoke: O-M-G.
Acid: -Burns through Sora's shoes-
Sora: AH! -Stands on turning platforms-
Acid: -Eats away at the monster and it dies-
Battle End
Pinoke: I'M IN THE MONSTER. HELP!
BLAM! They end up back the way everything was before the KERBLAM.
Everyone: ...
Pinoke: The exit is through the whales butt! We have to get it to fart!
Sora: OHH! That makes perfect sense!
Donald: NO IT DOESN'T! Why can't we leave through it's blowhole or something!
Pinoke: Silly Duck, Spacewhales don't have blowholes!
Donald: ...
Sora: Man, I thought everyone knew that.
Goofy: Yeah Donald. You stupid or sumthin'?
Donald: This.. defys.. all reason...
Sora: Anywho.. While Donald has a nervous breakthrough. Let's figure out how to make this whale fart.
Goofy: Maybe if we keep farting?
Sora: Nah.. I haven't any gass..
Pinoke: We have to kill lots of heartless!
Sora: Makes sense.
Donald: NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE!
Goofy: It makes perfect sense.
Donald: NO IT DOESN'T! Jiminy right this makes no sense?
Jiminy: I'm high don't ask me.
Donald: UGH! -pulls out feathers- HOW THE HELL IS KILLING HEARTLESS GUNNA MAKE A WHALE FART?
Sora: Easy! Heartless emit hearts and gas when they are killed so it will fill the whale up with gas then the whale will fart us out.
Donald: ...I'm dreaming right?
Pinoke: TO THE FIN!
Donald: ...
Everyone follows Pinoke to the whale's fin to kill heartless so it will fart them out.
Goofy: Aww.. We lost the puppet again.
Donald: Ah phoey! Who needs him!
Sora: Ready then? LET'S KILL HEARTLESS!
Goofy: ...I don't see any though.
Sora: They'll show up!
Goofy: When..
Sora: Any minute now..AHA! There they are!
Battle Start
Sora kills: 4 shadow heartless
Battle End
Sora: That should cover it.
Donald: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!
Sora: Heartless emit alot of gas. Four is enough.
Donald: WTF? I SEE NO SIGN OF FARTING! THIS IS STUPID, MOST RETARD, FUCKING IDIOTIC THING I HAVE EVER SEE-
RUMBLE RUMBLE THE WHALE IS SHAKING
Donald: -Gulp- ..seen?
Sora: Ready?
PHFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
Sora & Co flung away! And they ended up in.. The whales mouth.
Sora: Great! Now we can exit through the mouth!
Donald: HOW THE FUCK DID WE END UP IN THE MOUTH?
Goofy: Calm down Donald.
Donald: YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN? TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!
Sora: Well..the fortune puppet told us how to get to the-
Donald: You know what? Forget I asked. Let's get the fuck out of the whale!
Jiminy: Wait! Sora has to learn a lesson!
Donald: Wtf?
Sora: Oh.. right. I learned that whale's can fart like everyone else and we shouldn't be racist against them just because they have no fingers.
Goofy: -Crys- That was beautiful!
Jiminy: I couldn't have said it better myself.
Donald: Again.. I say.. WTF?
Sora: You'll understand when you're older Donald. Come on. Let's go.
Donald: WHAT THE SHIT?
Sora, Goofy and Jiminy smile and walk out the mouth. Donald shrugs and follows them.
Sora: Doooonald? HEY DONALD?
Goofy: You comin' or not?
Donald wakes up in the presence of a ridiculously long ladder.
Jiminy: Maybe those mushrooms were bad after all..
Donald: -Rubs head- ..Um..I was dreaming?
Goofy: Well you did pass out?
Donald: So.. we weren't in a whale?
Sora and Goofy exchange looks
Sora: ...We still are in the whale. The ladder is the way out.
Donald: ...So.. it didn't fart?
Goofy and Sora start laughing
Goofy: Whale's don't fart! We made it barf remeber?
Donald: What? ...Ugh..whatever let's go.
Sora: Arg! Yes Captain Duck!
Donald: Don't call me that.
