-Hums along to Mortal Kombat whilst typing- so umm, Sanji and Zolo in the same room, but no nasty stuff. He's got to get used to… well I think I'll the people read it.

"Test your might," Humhumhumhumhumhumhum MORTAL KOMBAT!

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece or Mortal Kombat

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"Did you say something shitty cook?" I asked in amazement. The cook just looked slightly stunned for god knows what reason.

"No," "yeah I said you should get up, damn"

There was that voice, but his lips weren't moving

"What the hell is he looking at? I'm not gonna suddenly cry over him and say how glad I am that he's awake… even though I was worried sick"

This was a scary thing to hear. Since when did the love cook care about me? Oh it must be because he'd lose the only sane one to talk to on this ship.

"Hey you should go upstairs, everyone's worried." "But not as much as me,"

"Whatever, I'll be up in a minute." I said as the cook left, taking his strange thoughts with him.

"That was strange," I said to myself. Maybe I was just hallucinating and thinking he cared… but maybe not.

There's only one way to tell…

"Ah you're up, for a moment I thought I'd just lost a repayment." Said the Navigator, she didn't seem to have anything else to say and continued plotting a course… so was I really psychic?

"If he had died then how would we get anything done around here? And where would my entertainment come from? Good job he's awake." That was Nami's voice in my head.

God damn, how would I manage to block all the thoughts?

"Zolo…" I heard his voice again! What was his obsession with me?

"What?" I asked Sanji in anger, well everyone was a little taken aback because Sanji hadn't said anything. Especially him as he gave me evils and went to the sink to start cleaning up after the messy crew.

"How did he know? I didn't want his attention, well I did but…" Sanji went out of my head. It seemed that I would only be able to hear things to do with me.

This'll be fun!

"Hey, Sanji?"

"What?" "Yes Zolo, how can I help you? Your majesty" That wasn't nice, aw well more fun for me

"Get your king a coffee."

"Holy shit! I didn't say that out loud did I?"

I saw Sanji tense over the dishes and I heard a clank as the fork he was washing hit the bottom of the sink. No-one really seemed to notice but I knew it was because of my peculiar statement.

Trying not to laugh I continued the game happily. Sanji would think odd things about me

"Stupid sword boy… Thinks he's so big… I'd like to shove one of his swords right up his-"

"Zolo's been acting weird lately, aw well I think I would too if I fell from that height" Nami cut into my mind and prevented me from finding out where Sanji would like to stick my sword.

"Sanji go clean my sword." I said amused by his thoughts. Sanji really did have a great look on his face, I wish I had a camera… it would be one of those things you'd take out after many years and then the memories would fly back.

"Not my job." He replied smoothly, "dammit! What the hell's going on, I need a cig."

Sanji lit on up as I watched in fascination. I knew he was addicted, but he didn't even oppose to it. He just gave in…

"What the hell are you looking at?" I heard him say, thankfully not in my head this time.

"You should stop smoking those." I said out of pure reaction, I always told him not to smoke, it's a filthy habit and it annoys me to death… or to go out of the same room, either one is good.

"You ain't the boss of me!" Sanji yelled at me; this was always our conversation. 'Damn Zolo leave me alone!'

"You know something Sanji; we have to spend more time getting to know each other." If that didn't piss him off I don't know what will.

'Can you read my mind or something?' Sanji quizzed me; well this would be down right rude if I ignored it.

I simply nodded my head and looked over to Nami who wasn't paying us any attention. I then tapped the side of my head and walked off for a snooze.

"What's she got to do with it?" Sanji asked, I think.

"I can read hers too." I said, but then of course I had mixed it up. Sanji had thought that and now everybody thought I was crazy… well, I think I am slightly crazy for having joined up with Luffy in the first place.

"Sanji if you don't stop looking at me then I'm gonna poke both your eyes out!" Nami threatened as Sanji stood there staring at her. 'And would it kill you to stop staring at my boobs! Jesus.'

"Sanji leave her alone for once, women don't like perverts." With that I walked off. Something I had to practise everyday to make it look cool.

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R&R please! The reason the word 'line' is written is because fanfic is messed up at the moment so hte line format doesn't work on this story or on 'portal to my heart' which has line should be here (LSBH) instead of the line format. gomenasai for all the trouble and confusion