One Piece Tournament Massacre!

Round 2

Welcome to Round 2 of the tourney! I hope you enjoyed round one of the tourney! By the way, I am not going to win the tournament because that would be lame and obvious. The winner will most likely be due to popular demand. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. Unless... no that wouldn't work...

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"Welcome to round 2!" said Lord SDx4W "Let's start with our first match: Captain Smoker vs. Sir Crocodile!"

Match 1

Smoker vs. Crocodile

Smoker and Sir Crocodile walk into the arena.

"It will be an honor to kick your butt from here to Alabasta!" said Sir Crocodile.

"Not likely" said Smoker as he reached into his pocket.

"Let the match begin!" said the ref.

"TAKE THIS" said Smoker as he splashed a whole bottle of water at Crocodile.

"That's it? BAH!" said Sir Crocodile as his arm began to turn into sand.

"Take this!" said Smoker as he pulled a red stone out of his other pocket.

Crocodile's arm went back to normal.

"What the! Is that a sea stone?" asked Crocodile.

"Better. This is a puppet stone. It allows me to control people who have eaten devil fruits!" said Smoker with a smirk.

The water hit Sir Crocodile and made his abilities worthless.

"No!" said Crocodile as Smoker came up and punched him in the face and knocking out cold.

"Smoker is the winner!" said the ref.

Winner: Smoker

Match 2

Zoro vs. Mihawk

Zoro and Mihawk walk into the arena.

"I look forward to battling you once more" said Mihawk.

"Trust me Mihawk, I'm gonna win this time!" said Zoro.

"What makes you so sure of that?" asked Mihawk.

"Because I know your one weakness" said Zoro.

"Let the match begin!" said the ref.

Before Mihawk did anything, Zoro pulled out two swords and formed them into a cross.

"AHHH!" screamed Mihawk.

"Take that vampire!" said Zoro.

"It burns!" hissed Mihawk.

"Try this on for size!" said Zoro as he pulled out holy water and splashed it on Mihawk.

"No!" said Mihawk as he began to melt.

"How'd ya know he was a vampire?" asked the ref.

"Buffy told me" said Zoro.

"Well... Zoro is the winner!" said the ref.

Winner: Zoro

Match 3

Franky vs. Lord Stingdingdingdingdingworth

Franky and Lord SDx4W walked into the arena.

"I've heard of your devil fruit power" said Franky "And it won't work on me"

"Nonsense" said Lord Stingdingdingdingdingworth "It works on everyone"

"Let the match begin!" said the ref.

SDx4W fired the same rings from last round but they had no affect on Franky.

"What? Why isn't it working on you?" asked Lord SDx4W.

"I'm a robot" explained Franky "I don't have a skeleton!"

"Oh good god!" said SDx4W in horror.

"DIE!" screamed Franky as he let his arm missiles punch the host into oblivion.

When Franky stopped SDx4W was out cold.

"Franky is the winner!" said the ref.

"What 'bout him?" asked Franky.

"Don't worry!" said the ref "Well fix him up!"

Winner: Franky

Match 4

Robin vs. Jango

Robin and Jango walk into the audience.

"Listen up honey" said Jango as he pulled out his pendulum "When I say one, two, Jango, You're gonna fall into a deep sleep!"

"Let the match begin!" said the ref.

"One..." said Jango "Two... JANGO!"

Jango fell asleep instantly.

"Uh... Robin is the winner..." said the ref.

Winner: Robin

Match 5

Luffy vs. Nami

Nami and Luffy walk into the arena.

"I wonder if my girlish charms will work on Luffy..." thought Nami.

"Luffy, can I ask you something?" asked Nami.

"Sure!" said Luffy.

"Could you lose the match for me?" asked Nami.

"Sorry! Can't!" said Luffy.

"Why not?" asked Nami.

"Because I wanna win!" said Luffy.

"But you wouldn't hurt me would you?" asked Nami with puppy dog eyes.

"Nope!" said Luffy "But I'll still beat you!"

"Let the match begin!" said the ref.

"Gomu Gomu pick-up!" said Luffy as his arms stretched out and grabbed Nami.

"What the-" began Nami. Luffy moved Nami out of the arena without hurting her.

"Luffy is the winner!" said the ref

Winner: Luffy

Match 6

Chopper vs. Sogeking

Chopper and Sogeking walk into the arena.

"Hi Mr. Sogeking!" said Chopper.

"Greetings young reindeer!" said Sogeking.

"I know it's a bad time" said Chopper "But can I have you're autograph?"

"After the match" said Sogeking.

"Let the match begin!" said the ref.

"Quintuple Rhino Mace Bomb!" shouted Sogeking as he let fly a giant mace from his Kabuto.

"EEK!" screamed Chopper as he ducked.

The mace flew right over him, hit a fat man in the audience, and came flying back and hit Sogeking in the face.

Sogeking fell over and appeared to be passed out.

Nobody cared about that though, because his mask was beginning to crack.

"This is it!" said Chopper "I finally get to see who my hero is!"

The mask cracked to reveal... another mask, exactly the same as the original.

"Oh man!" said Chopper.

"Wha?" said Sogeking as he woke up "Where am I? Oh, right! The tournament"

He jumped up prepared for battle.

"Prepare for you're defeat Tony Tony Chopper!" said Sogeking as he loaded the Kabuto "Knockout Blast!"

Sogeking let fly a blue capsule that exploded and made sleeping gas.

"You think that will... beat... me..." said Chopper as he fell to the ground.

"Sogeking is the winner!" said the ref.

Winner: Sogeking

Match 7

Ace vs. Foxy

Ace and Foxy walk into the arena.

"I've heard of you" said Ace "You're the one who got his butt kicked in the Davy Black Tournament by my brother!"

"And I know you!" said Foxy "You're the one who got called Trace in the English dub!"

"That's just hitting below the belt" said Ace.

"Let the match begin!" said the ref.

Foxy started the match like last time by firing the same purple rings.

But unlike last time, Ace was able to dodge it.

"Uh-oh" said Foxy.

"Hah!" shouted Ace as he set his hand alight and punched Foxy out of the arena.

"Ace is the winner!" said the ref.

Winner: Ace

Match 8

Bon Clay vs. Shanks

Bon Clay amd Shanks walk into the arena.

"Greetings Mr. Shanks" said Bon Clay "I've heard much about you!"

"I've heard of you as well" said Shanks "You used to work for Sir Crocodile! My friend Mihawk told me!"

"YOU KNOW HAWK-EYE MIHAWK?" shouted Bon Clay in surprise "It will certainly be an honor to face you in a battle"

"Let the match begin!" said the ref.

Shanks started by kicking Bon Clay in the head. "

OOF!" said Bon Clay "Oh please! I don't want your kick! So you can take it back!"

Bon Clay placed his metal swan heads on his feet and jumped high in the air until he was gone.

"Where'd he go?" asked Shanks.

A small shape could be seen in the sky.

It came flying down getting bigger and bigger.

"OKAMA WAY!" screamed Bon Clay "WILL END YOUR DAYS!"

Bon Clay came smashing down on Shanks andcausing a huge explosion.

When the smoke cleared there was a large hole.

The ref looked inside and saw that shanks was out cold.

"Bon Clay is the winner!" said the ref.

Winner: Bon Clay

"That was some great action!" said Lord SDX4W "Let's check out who's left for round 3!"

1. Luffy

2. Zoro

3. Sogeking

4. Robin

5. Franky

6. Ace

7. Smoker

8. Bon Clay

"And here are the matches for tomorrow!"

Smoker vs. Sogeking

Franky vs. Robin

Luffy vs. Ace

Zoro vs. Bon Clay

"Looks exciting! We'll see you tomorrow for that! See you then!"

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Hope you liked round 2! I'll be back with round 3 as soon as possible! See ya!