One Piece Tournament Massacre!
Round 3
Welcome to Round 3 of the tourney! I hope you enjoyed round one of the tourney! Also, after this chapter you will refer to it as "The musical round" or "The most insane chapter in the history of fanfic!". Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. If I did then there would be a talking monkey in the show! (Not counting Luffy)
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"Welcome to round 3!" said Lord SDx4W "Let's start with our first match: Captain Smoker vs. The Legendary Sogeking!"
Match 1
Smoker vs. Sogeking
Smoker and Sogeking walk into the arena.
"Who the hell are you?" asked Smoker.
"I am Sogeking" said the badly dressed sharpshooter.
"I assume you just come from San Francisco" said Smoker.
"No foolish bounty hunter" said Sogeking "I come from Sharpshooter Island! The island of snipers which can be found within your heart"
"That sounds like a line from a Disney movie" said Smoker.
"Let the match begin!" said the ref.
"Allow me to show you my power through song!" said Sogeking.
"Good God!" said Smoker in horror. Dramatic music started playing from nowhere
Sogeking: On the island of sharpshooters, I was booooooorrrrnnnn!
Smoker went to hit Sogeking but he jumped out of the way.
Sogeking: 100 shots, 100 hits, lulu lala luuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Sogeking hit smoker in the face with an exploding pellet.
Sogeking: Hit a mouse between the eyes! Lock on! Even on your very heart! LOCK LOCK ON!
Smoker got up and tried to hit Sogeking once more but he dodged and hit Smoker with another exploding pellet.
Sogeking: The man from Sharpshooter Island, Sogeking! Lulu Lu la lulu lala! Better run and hiiiiiiide!
Sogeking hit Smoker one more time and knocked him out cold. Then he jumped on top of him.
Sogeking: Soge, Soge, Soge, Sogeking!
"Um… Sogeking is the winner" said the ref "Now please leave, you're scaring the children…"
Winner: Sogeking
Match 2
Franky vs. Robin
Franky and Robin walk into the arena.
"I didn't get to see last match" said Franky "Could you tell me what happened?"
"Sogeking was just being an idiot and sung the whole time" said Robin.
"Did it work?" asked Franky.
"Somehow it did" answered Robin.
"Than it's settled!" said Franky "I too shall sing during battle!"
"Let the match begin!" said the ref.
The sound of drums began to beat.
"HEY YOU!" said Franky as he pointed to the ref "Did you just say my name?"
"Uh… no…" said the ref.
"Did you just say my name?" asked Franky pointing to SDx4W (also known as short-name) in the audience.
"You know I didn't" said short-name.
Franky: Ow! Ow! Ow! Don't be shy listen up everyone! Say my name!
Robin attempted to attack, but the song was so terrible that Robin was frozen in place.
Franky: I am the world's most super man! Water 7's underground face! Yes, they call me:
FFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYY!
At this point Robin had fainted from such terrible singing.
"Franky is the winner!" said the ref.
Winner: Franky
Match 3
Luffy vs. Ace
Ace walked into the arena.
"Where's Luffy?" asked the ref. "I don't know…" said Ace with a smirk
Meanwhile…
"HEEEELP!" screamed Luffy. Luffy was tied up by his own limbs and locked in a closet. "I'm gonna kill Ace!" screamed Luffy.
Back at the arena…
"Well if he isn't going to show up than I guess Ace is the winner!" said the ref.
Winner: Ace (gasp! Ace is a cheater? I never would have guessed…)
Match 4
Zoro vs. Bon Clay
Zoro and Bon Clay walk into the arena.
"Are you gonna sing as well?" asked Zoro.
"Clearly!" said Bon Clay "Okama waaaaaaaaay-"
Suddenly an entire swat team came crashing into the arena.
"Stop where you are Bon Clay!" said a swat officer "We know that you were the one who destroyed Naval Base Island!"
Suddenly Ms. Merrychristmas and Mr. 4 smashed out of the ground (Remember that Mr. 4 is his father and Ms. Merrychristmas is his grandmother)
"Oh my god!" said Ms. Merrychristmas "I knew it was true but I just didn't want to admit it! What happened to my little grandson! Hw used to be so good!"
"WHO SOLD YOU THE DRUGS!" screamed Mr. 4 as he pulled out a baseball bat.
"Dad wait-" screamed Bon Clay as he began to run.
Zoro was watching as Bon Clay was running from his father, Ms. Merrychristmas crying hysterically, the swat team loading up guns preparing for open fire.
All of the sudden Luffy came running into the arena while on fire.
"I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE CLOSET!" screamed Ace while running after him.
Eiichiro Oda (The guy who made one piece for those living under rocks) ran in naked.
"GROUP ORGY!" screamed Oda.
"ALRIGHT!" screamed Franky as he ran in naked.
"Hey everyone!" screamed SDx4W "I just drank 4 bottles of epitasis!" (Note: epitasis makes you puke like crazy) "And I- BLLLLLAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" Lord SDx4W puked until he choked on his own vomit. 3 nurses ran in, took his brain out & put it in a robot. "DESTROY!" scream Robo-dingdingdingdingworth as it began firing lasers.
Chopper came running in after eating 3 rumble balls and was in monster mode.
He began to crush spectators in the audience.
An elephant burst into the arena and began to eat spectaters.
Vivi came into the arena.
"Attack my pretties!" said Vivi. A million lawyers came flying (yes flying) into the arena and started breathing fire.
In all of this nobody noticed that Don Kreig had planted a bomb in the middle of the arena. "Exploding in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1" said the bomb.
Kaboom!
Fortunately the bomb only destroyed Bon Clay & Mr. 4 as they were on top of the bomb when it exploded. 2 seconds afterwards everyone except Zoro and the ref left.
"Zoro is the winner!" said the ref.
Winner: Zoro
"That was some great action!" said Robo-dingdingdingdingworth "Let's check out who's left for round 4!"
1. Zoro
2. Sogeking
3. Franky
4. Ace
"And here are the matches for tomorrow!"
Franky vs. Sogeking
Ace vs. Zoro
"Looks exciting! We'll see you tomorrow for that! See you then!"
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Hope you liked round 3! I'll be back with round 4 as soon as possible! See ya!