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D: Okey Dokey, How are you, Carl and Sheen.
Ca: Good
S: Like Ultralord in episode 337 when he used his proton blasts on the…
Doctor glares at him
S: Good.
D: Now tell me your issues.
S: Well, obviously Carl is the one with the problems. He is obsessed with Lamas and with Jimmy's mum.
Ca: How am I obsessed? At least lamas are real!
S: Hey! Ultralord is real too! And at least I don't obsess over Jimmy's mum!
Ca: Judy and I are just…close friends…
D: Carl, there is a term that describes your emotions, known as the Oedipus theory. Some boys feel at one point in their lives, an affinity towards their mothers, but I am concerned, because you are feeling affection towards SOMEONE ELSE'S mother. Do you have a picture of your family?
Carl pulls out a family photo
D: Well, I see you, your father and your uncle. Where is your mother?
Ca: That IS my mother…
D: Oh…right…errrr…moving on! Maybe we can deal with Sheen's obsession with Ultralord.
S: He's awesome!
D: Yes, Sheen, but can you see why Carl is concerned for you?
S: Anyone who doesn't like Ultralord is a sissy, momma's boy.
D: Has it never crossed your mind that Ultralord isn't real.
S: What? Why? How?
Sheen runs into corner and cries silently.
D: Errr…Carl, let's deal with you then. It isn't right to obsess over Jimmy's mum, she has Jimmy's father. Who else might you like?
Ca: I don't like Judy! Even if she is pretty, and smells nice, and makes me feel or fuzzy inside…
Doctor backs away from Carl.
D: Um…OK…But just pretend that you couldn't have Judy, I mean, Mrs Neutron. Who else might you like?
Ca: Well, Ms Fowl has always struck me as handsome…
Doctor moves to far side of room
D: Err…anyone under 40, Carl?
Ca: Well, Libby's mum is…
D: Just stop…you need more help than I can provide…Sheen, are you alright now?
S: Yes, because I know that Ultralord is real! I saw him when Jimmy took me through the magical portal!
D: Magical Portal? OK…you guys have problems beyond imagination…let's deal with something a little simpler…something you two might actually agree on. According to my files, Cindy and Jimmy have a little thing for each other. Do you agree?
S: Yeah! Jimmy lovvvves Cindy!
Ca: Obviously! Did you see him when he was staring at her in class yesterday?
S: Which time? At the beginning of the day? Lunchtime? Maths? English? Show and tell?
D: So have they admitted their feelings?
Ca: No way! Jimmy said that she distracts him, but nothing else.
D: So they are hiding their feelings. Well, all I can say that perhaps you two should tone down your personalities a bit, like those two.
S: OK!
C: OK!
Carl and Sheen stand up and walk out of office:
Ca: Let's ride a magical lama to see Jimmy's mum…mum's lemon cookies! Or Ms Fowl…
S: OK, then we can talk to ULTRALORD!
Doctor shakes his head…
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