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Everyone: EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Inuyasha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My tongue!
Miroku: My foot!
Inuyasha was running around in circles.
Inuyasha: GET ME SOME &$#$& WATER FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
Kagome covered Shippo's ears before Inuyasha talked.
Shippo: what did he say?
Wasabi: Nothing
Dragon Spirit: Inuyasha watch your language! There are children present!
Inuyasha: I wouldn't yell if you just get me some water!
Wasabi: Fine. Dragon Spirit will you please get him some water?
Dragon Spirit: Sure.
She ran inside the closet, she was in there for about three minutes. While Inuyasha was still running around, screaming for water. Then she came busting through the door with a giant fire hose.
Inuyasha: I need something to drink!
Dragon Spirit: DRINK THIS PUNK!
Then she sprayed the fire hose at Inuyasha, which slammed him onto the wall.
Dragon Spirit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FEEL MY RATH FOOLISH MORTAL, HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kagome: Dragon Spirit stop! You're going to really hurt him!
Dragon Spirit: THAT'S THE POINT HAHAHAHA! ((XD)) (Sigh, sigh, sigh) Okay I'm done. I'll stop.
Then Dragon Spirit turned of the hose and put it back in the closet. After that Inuyasha fell on the floor gasping for air.
Songo: Can we please get on with this?
Wasabi: Okay. Inuyasha your turn.
Inuyasha: Sure. Wasabi, Truth or Dare?
Wasabi: …Ummm…well…I guess…that…maybe…well-
Inuyasha: Just pick something!
Dragon Spirit: She's thinking!
Wasabi: I'll… pick…Dare!
Inuyasha: Finally!
Miroku: Just say your dare
Inuyasha: Okay, I dare you to…
Before he could finish his sentence Wasabi screamed something.
Wasabi: Dragon Spirit, lets' bring another character!
Dragon Spirit: Yeah who should we bring!
They went to the far side of the room and mumbled to each other so that not even Inuyasha could hear. When they came over they said.
Dragon Spirit and Wasabi: We have decided to…
Inuyasha: I didn't finish!
Dragon Spirit and Wasabi: SHUT-UP PUNK! As we were saying…we have decided to bring…
They didn't finish Wasabi ran into the closet and was in there for ten minutes. Then they all heard loud, no, really, really loud kicking and screaming.
Inuyasha: Is that…no it can't be…
The closet door bust open and Wasabi was dragging Koga by his feet.
Koga: LET ME GO FREAK!
Wasabi: SHUT-UP PUNK!
Songo: What do you think your doing?
Koga: She's dragging me by my feet against my will, duh.
Shippo: Haven't we strayed of the subject a little?
Miroku: Shippo's right Inuyasha tell Wasabi her dare.
Koga: What's a dare?
They explained it to him and Koga sat by Kagome while getting an angry glance from Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Right then I dare you to…
Wasabi: WAIT!
Inuyasha: what now!
Wasabi: There is to many people in this room! Pinks!
Dragon Spirit: You're right! Some of you are going to be sent to the dimension of happy unicorns! Oh, yeah, and pink?
Wasabi: -Shrugged- I don't know. I just felt like saying it.
Shippo: Who are you going to send?
Wasabi: You'll be one of them.
Dragon Spirit grabbed Shippo and threw him into the closet.
Kagome: Where is Shippo? What did you do to him?
Dragon Spirit: I sent him to the dimension of happy unicorns, duh what did you think I did?
Kagome: Is he going to be all right?
Wasabi: He'll be fine.
Inuyasha: ALL RIGHT, I DON'T CARE YOUR HAIR'S ON FIRE! I'M GOING TO TELL WASABI HER DARE WEITHER ANY OF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
Songo: Allright you don't have to yell.
Inuyasha: I dare Wasabi to…(Inuyasha had an evil grin) I dare you to kiss Koga.
Wasabi: WHAT! YOU MUST BE OUT YOUR, NO. YOU! MUST BE OUT YOUR $#$ MIND. YOU IDEOTIC &$#$&. YOU ARE SUCH A $#&# THAT YOUR GREATGRAND PARENTS MUST HAVE MATED WITH A…WITH A…SLITHERAKA! YOU MONMENTOUS &&#$&!
Inuyasha just sat there with a shocked expression. Now one had ever talked to him like that. He would have yelled a string of bad words at her, but he knew that she controlled the world they were in.
Dragon Spirit: Wasabi! I don't like him just as much as you do but…
Inuyasha: Hey!
Dragon Spirit and Wasabi: SHUT-UP PUNK!
Dragon Spirit: I know you don't like him but that was to great an insult. Even for him.
Miroku: What's a Slitheraka?
Wasabi and Dragon Spirit just stared at him with blank expressions.
Dragon Spirit: If you weren't our guest I would strike you down myself.
Miroku: What did I say?
Dragon Spirit: They are the most ugly creatures in any race, they even find themselves ugly. They live high in the mountains. They hunt at night and very often prey on the children of villages. They resemble dragons but they are much smaller and their only limbs are their arms, which serve as wings. Their fangs and mouths are the largest part of their body. Also there bodies are covered in scales and feathers and the end of their tails are like feathered fans. They will even eat their own kind if hungry enough. Their caves are adorned with blood, some dry, some fresh. Slitheraka make their beds out of the bones of their victims. They can kill any thing except dragons. They hunt in packs so if they find you be prepared to die. Even if you hide in the thickest of forests they will find you they seek you out telepathically. Slitheraka enter your mind and kill you. Unless you have a death wish it would be in your best wish to stay away from mountains. Slitheraka are naturally evil. They are so evil that when they when they give birth, if the children don't learn their hunting and surviving skill's before seven month's their parents will actually eat them. That's why it is a great insult to be related to one.
Everyone: wow…
Miroku: That was very interesting but can we get on with this game?
Inuyasha: Yeah! Wasabi, Koga pucker up.
Koga and Wasabi: I hate you Inuyasha!
Dragon Spirit: You have to.
Koga and Wasabi: FINE! We will do it. But we hate you all! Just letting you know.
Miroku: We don't care just kiss!
Songo: why do you care so much?
Miroku: Um…Well…Hey lets watch them kiss!
Dragon Spirit: Yeah! You know you want to.
Koga and Wasabi: Know we don't!
Dragon Spirit: (whispers) Punks
Kagome: What's with you guys and calling people punks?
Dragon Spirit: I don't know we just like calling people punks. You got a problem with that! Anyway enough with the history lesson, lets get on with the kiss!
Koga and Wasabi: Hate you!
Dragon Spirit: I know already, Know kiss.
Koga: When I kiss her I'll be thinking of you Kagome.
Inuyasha: Put-a-lid on it Casanova.
Koga: Ha…Ha…Ha… it was so funny I forgot to laugh. Excluding that first Ha!
Songo: Right then…
Miroku: Get on with it!
From Kissing they were
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SSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAACCKKKKKKKK! As soon as they kissed they stopped and ran around screaming like crazed lunatics.
Wasabi: SICK AND WRONG!
Koga: I'm quoting Wasabi, SICK AND WRONG!
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Koga and Wasabi: We hate you all!
Everyone: We know but it's still funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dragon Spirit: Hey! I know what I have to do!
Dragon Spirit went back into the closet for about five minutes while Koga and Wasabi were gasping for air. Then she came busting threw the door with two fire hoses.
Inuyasha: Not again.
Dragon Spirit: That's right! NOW DRINK THIS PUNKS!
She sprayed both of them for about ten minutes then shut the hoses off.
Dragon Spirit: I never get tired of that. Well Koga you've lived out your purpose, time to go to the dimension of happy unicorns!
Koga: What's the dimension of happy unicorns?
Wasabi: It's where you'll be going. Dragon Spirit will you please do the honors?
Dragon Spirit: I'd love to.
Once again she grabbed Koga by his collar and threw him into the closet.
Inuyasha: Finally you've actually done something cool.
Wasabi: Do you want to go to the dimension too?
Inuyasha: Never mind.
Kagome: Wasabi it's your turn.
Wasabi: Right then Inuyasha truth or dare?
Inuyasha: Well…how about truth.
Wasabi: Perfect. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Songo: you sure do laugh a lot.
Wasabi: It is true. Now then Inuyasha! Do you like Kagome or Kikyo
Inuyasha: You can't ask me that kind of question!
Miroku: Yes she can! Now tell us!
Inuyasha: Fine! Just let me think…
He was thinking for about ten minutes with his eyes closed. Everyone was gathered around him. They all were so close their faces were almost touching. He opened his eyes and said.
Inuyasha: I think…that some people really need to back up!
Everyone backed away.
Inuyasha: I like…