Hahaha! Ridiculous stories are so pointless! Please review
And I don't own Jimmy (surprise, surprise)!
D: Hello, Jimmy and Libby!
L: Hi, doc!
J: Hello, doctor, I am Jimmy Neutron, boy genius. And I DO NOT need to be here!
D: Well, usually I wouldn't have even considered therapy for 11 year olds, but after meeting your friends, I think that you 5 children need more therapy than every maniac in the world.
J: What do you mean?
D: Well, you have a lama loving friend, who is obsessed with your mum. A boy who loves his dolls…
S (in background): They're action figures!
D: …action figures to death. And two girls who have the mood swings of 50 year old women. Now let's see what is wrong with you. Libby, what annoys you about Jimmy?
L: Well, girlfriend…
D: Seriously, don't call me that, especially considering that I am not a girl!
L: OK, doc, I don't mind Jimmy's experiments, except that they put the townspeople in mortal danger! And I don't mind his adventures, but they put us in mortal danger. One thing which he does, really annoys me though…
D: Which is?
L: He constantly denies having a crush on Cindy!
J: I do not have a crush on Cindy Vortex!
L: I guess you wouldn't mind us using one of your inventions to prove it!
J: Fine! It's not like you have Goddard's lie detector, I left him at home!
L: But we have this…
She pulls out machine that reads people's thoughts.
J: Gulp How did you get that from my lab?
L: Carl's bag of your hair
J: Carl's what…anyway, I'm not using it!
D: I'm afraid that you have to Jimmy, everyone is watching this session, and you don't want to look like a coward, do you?
J: Fine!
Puts machine to head
J (thoughts): Why am I even here? I could be…
L: What do you think of Cindy Vortex?
J (thoughts): I don't like her at all! She is my enemy! Even if she has beautiful green eyes…and sometimes I stare at her in class…and the smell of her hair makes me feel all fuzzy.
Jimmy turns bright red and pulls machine away from ear.
J: I wasn't thinking that!
D: Sure you weren't….
L: You know, Jimmy, that she likes you too!
C (in background): I DO NOT!
L: Yeah, you do, Cindy! Remember that time when…
Cindy runs in and puts hand over Libby's mouth and drags her out.
D: Errr…that was strange…We still have five minutes…let's deal with more of your problems, Jimmy!
J: I don't have any problems
D: Let's see; you have a huge crush on a crazy, blonde girl, and you haven't told her! I think that counts as a problem.
J: Dr Dreaded, are you sure you are qualified? You seem more like a talk show host, to me…And I haven't seem any of your diplomas anywhere…
D: Oh! Look at the time…time to go…cya!
Doctor pushes Jimmy out of door.
D: Up next, internet viewers, is Carl and Cindy!
J (from outside): Look! Even your secretary is cardboard!
Writing something entirely ridiculous is so easy! Please review! But it is harder to make jokes for the more sedate characters.