AN: Yo this shit is fucking sad lmao

Huh. So this is the guy. The third hokage. Student of the First and Second hokage. Man to live through 3 world wars. The man given the title of "The Professor" cuz he knows every non-clan jutsu in the village.

Eh, I can take him.

The guy's intimidating as fuck, and the unconscious pressure he releases is fucking wild.

He's watching me really closely now, and it's kinda concerning.

"So. You mind telling me who you are?" The million dollar question.

"Well you see, I'm an intergalactic space alien dead set on harvesting this planet's resources for me and my clan. I came here with one other person many years ago, who was sealed into what you now call the moon."

Yeah. True story. I mean, not my story, but still a true one.

"Cut the bullshit. Tell me who you are right now and MAYBE I wont have you sent to be tortured and interrogated."

Yeah okay maybe that wasn't the best idea. Messing with this guy is uh, not very smart.

"Alright alright, chill out will ya? Geez. So like, what had happened was right.. I died and then..(one Isekai Explanation later) and then I ended up here, in Naruto's body."

"Hmm.. interesting. And how are you handling all of this?"

"I mean..I don't know really.."

I guess since I came here I pushed all the negative thoughts I was having away.

It was at this moment, that everything I was ignoring hit me all at once.

I started crying. I haven't cried in years.

"Dude..I.. Everything was starting to look up for me. I just graduated from college man. Got my degree and everything.

I was on my way home to celebrate.

I..I was talking to my mom. She was going on about how proud of me she was, how she was going to throw a party for me once I got home. I lived in the next state over you see.

She was talking about how my sister was going to be so excited for me..how she'd start jumping for joy when she was told the news."

The room was still, and silent as I ranted.

"I finally felt like I made my dad proud..He died when I was 13. My sister was 2 at the time, so she didn't really know him like I did.

Everything I did was to give me that feeling like I made him proud. I wanted him, even in spirit, to be proud of having me as his son.

And right when I was relishing in that feeling, it was taken away from me.

I couldn't even meet him in death. I was denied that. I couldn't go to the afterlife, and hang out with my dad and my grandpa. None of that.

I'll never get to see my mom again...taste her cooking..feel her hugs…"

I was ugly crying now. Sobbing through my words.

"Y'know.. Two years ago, I had a girlfriend. I was happy. She made me happy, and I thought I made her happy. 4 months after we started dating, I saw her getting picked up by a dude in a hellcat. Worst day of my fucking life.

I thought that shit was bad, but this is worse by far.

I'll never get to see my little sister again. See her grow up into a young woman. Fight off any of them nasty ass boys she would be fucking with.

All of that, gone in an instant.

I can't even comprehend how my mom feels. Hearing, listening to the sound of her son dying, being able to do nothing about it.

If...If i could, I just wanna tell her that I love her, one more time. Just once."

I could feel the pitied gazes directed at me from the Hokage and the ANBU.

I didn't even care anymore.

"I'll never be able to live my dream. Get loads of money and retire, playing video games and watching anime. Laid up with a bad bitch. Kids of my own.

Now I gotta fight in a world that isn't mine, in a body that isn't mine when I have nobody in my corner. No support. Nobody I could call family."

I stopped talking after that. Too emotionally drained to do anything, other than stand there and stare off into the distance.

"Well. Quite the story you have there. While I'm..sorry to hear about your losses, I do hope you know that everything that Naruto once bore is now yours correct? The scorn of the villagers, the responsibility of being a Jinchuriki, and of course the secret behind your parentage."

Guy can't even let me rest? Can't he see I'm going through a quarter-life crisis? This shit fucking blows.

Guess it happens though. Whatever.

"Yeah. Just give me a minute, and I'll be on my way."

I can't even think of a witty response.

This sad shit ain't it.

After a few minutes passed so I could collect myself, I walked out the office.

Before leaving, I turned to the man and said one thing.

"I may not be Naruto, but I'll strive to be better. Belie- yeah go fuck yourself I'm not saying that."

AN: You can blame Attack on Titan chapter 138 for this. Shit made me depressed. This woulda been longer, but I simply do not care enough.