Wasabi: WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!
Inuyasha: What!
Wasabi dragged Dragon Spirit to the other side of the room and they mumbled to each other. Then they shook hands, and came back to the group.
Songo: What was that all about?
Wasabi: You'll see.
Inuyasha: I like Crystal.
Then, everyone jumped up and screamed
Everyone: WHO THE HECK IS CRYSTAL!
Inuyasha: I'm kidding! I'm Kidding!
Wasabi: You better be!
Everyone sat, and calmed down.
Inuyasha: I like… I like… Kagome…
Dragon Spirit and Kagome: YEAH! BOOYA! BOOYA BIG BABY!
Wasabi: NO, NO, NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPINING!
Dragon Spirit: Yes it is! He said he liked Kagome!
Kagome: I know isn't it great!
Dragon Spirit: Yeah, it's awesome!
Wasabi: It's not awesome it's the most horrible thing in the world!
Songo: Why is Dragon Spirit happy and Wasabi not?
Dragon Spirit: Because we made a bet and I won so she owes me thirty bucks.
Wasabi: I should have won! He has always been a…what did Kagome call him? Yeah, she called him an idiotic, self centered, clueless piece of poo. Also that he was dumb, retarded, the most stupid person in this world and in the next, your a stinking two-timing, liar/jerk. You're an incompetent, chauvinistic-pig, a big jerk, self absorbed, annoying, crazed maniac and a big fat poopy head!
Inuyasha: She called me a what!
Kagome: Ha…Ha…Ha…Um…Sorry.
Dragon Spirit: Hand over the thirty bucks.
Wasabi: Fine.
Wasabi gave her the thirty bucks and then Dragon Spirit sniffed it and said.
Dragon Spirit: I love the sweet smell of money in the morning. Oh, and in case you didn't know, that wasn't per say, a truth question
Inuyasha: Miroku Truth or Dare?
Miroku: Dare.
Inuyasha: I dare you to kiss Songo
Songo: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Miroku: YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! THE ANGELS HAVE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS! MY LIFE HAS MEANING!
Everyone was starring at him like he was the craziest person in the world.
Miroku: A…what I mean is…ugh…
Dragon Spirit: Ya know what! I don't even want to know, just keep it to yourself.
Kagome: Good idea.
Wasabi: Like Inuyasha said, pucker up!
Songo: I HATE YOU ALL!
Kagome: Yeah, yeah, we've heard it already. NOW KISS!
Dragon Spirit: Wasabi, have you noticed that there is a lot of yelling going on.
Wasabi: Yeah you're right.
Miroku: Let's get on with this kiss.
Songo: I hate you.
Miroku: It doesn't matter you have to kiss me.
Songo: The pain and horror I have to go through to please you people.
Wasabi: That is so true.
Dragon Spirit: Every time you guys have to kiss you delay it by repeatedly saying I hate you. So stop talking and kiss.
Songo: I will…
She didn't finish, Dragon Spirit had pushed Songo's and Miroku's head together, which made them kiss. After two minutes she let them go.
Songo: AAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR! SICK AND WRONG! GET ME SOME WATER FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
Dragon Spirit: Am I going to have to get the water hose again?
Kagome: No please don't.
Songo: Please do!
Miroku: MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
Miroku starts dancing. He starts doing the worm, limbo, disco, electric slide, robot, tap dance, ballet and slow dance mixed together in some freaky way. When he stopped because he was tired everyone was staring at him once again like he was the single most insane, freaky and creepiest person in this world and the next.
Miroku: Um…I ugh….
Dragon Spirit: Just forget it. Again, I don't even want to know.
Songo: Now that that's over…my turn!
Songo: Dragon Spirit truth or dare?
Dragon Spirit: Okay Dare
Songo: I dare you to…um…
1 minute passed…
2 minutes passed…
3 minutes passed…
8 minutes passed…
19 minutes passed…
Inuyasha: FOR HEAVENS SAKE WOMAN! JUST PICK SOMETHING!
Songo: I'M WORKING ON IT…
5 more minutes passed…
Songo: I got it!
Everyone: FINALLY!
Dragon Spirit: We were waiting for like, wait let me count. Um…38 minutes!
Wasabi: Way to go genius.
Dragon Spirit: Thank you.
Songo: All right I dare you to go to the dimension of happy unicorns for five turns.
Dragon Spirit: My five turns!
Songo: No, for everyone's turn.
Dragon Spirit: I hate the dimension of happy unicorns! All though, I will learn if Ashley loves Max or Philip. Also if Oscar is Dianna's real father. I will also learn if Gabby and Crystal are twin sisters who were separated at birth. Also I will discover if Raven has the chance to tell Brandon that she loves him before she falls into the volcano.
Everyone: Okay…
Wasabi: To the dimension of happy unicorns!
Dragon Spirit walked into the closet.
Wasabi: lets watch!
Kagome: We can see what their doing.
Wasabi: of course and we can talk to them too.
Wasabi went into the closet and came back four minutes later with a giant television.
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOO…AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH…
Wasabi: I hate it when people do that.
Wasabi turned the television on and you could see Shippo, Koga, Dragon Spirit and lots of really happy unicorns were skipping through a meadow.
Inuyasha: Stupid girly unicorns
One of the prettiest unicorns stopped and looked at him then ran out of view.
Wasabi: You shouldn't have done that that.
Inuyasha: Why?
All of a sudden the closet bust open and the girly unicorn came out. The unicorn pointed the point of his horn at Inuyasha and said in a manly voice.
Girly Unicorn: So you think I'm girly!
Inuyasha: Ugh…no what I mean is…
Girly Unicorn: How would you like to have a talk with the other girly unicorns?
The Unicorn Picked up Inuyasha with its horn and threw him into the closet and ran in after him.
Kagome: What just happened.
Wasabi: I told him not to call them girly.
Songo: Where did he go?
Wasabi: He went to the dimension of happy unicorns. See lets watch.
They all looked at the television and in the background they could see Inuyasha being beat-up by lots of unicorns. Dragon Spirit, Shippo and Koga were still skipping but they were laughing at Inuyasha.
Wasabi: Hey, Dragon Spirit how is the dimension of happy unicorns.
Dragon Spirit: It is the greatest place in the whole world! (giggles)
Songo: It seems she likes it there
Wasabi: Actually, in the dimension of happy unicorns you have to be happy.
Koga: Of course! (giggles) GET US OUT OF HERE!
Dragon Spirit ran up to the screen and was shaking it while screaming.
Dragon Spirit: OF COURSE IT'S A NIGHTMARE! GET ME OUT OF HERE! ASHLEY GOT US TICKETS FOR THE ICE SKATING SHOW AT HER SUMMER BEACHHOUSE! Also Ashley loves Philip and Crystal and Gabby are twin sisters that were separated at birth. Anyway, GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Wasabi: sorry can't do that, bye!
Wasabi cut the television of and put it back in the closet.
Kagome: Now what?
Wasabi: Since a lot of people have been sent to the dimension of happy unicorns…I'll have to bring in another character!
Wasabi ran into the closet and didn't come out for three minutes.
Miroku: I wonder who she will bring in.
Songo: Me too.
When she came out she yelled
Wasabi: Introducing, the one and only Lord Fluffy!
Seshomarrow walked out of the closet with Rin and Jaken.
Lord Fluffy: That is not my name it is Se-
Wasabi: SHUT-UP PUNK! From now on your name will be Lord Fluffy and if you don't follow that rule you will be sent to the dimension of happy unicorns.
Jaken: My lord. Where are we?
Lord Fluffy: I don't know.
Rin: What is the dimension of happy unicorns, crazy lady?
Wasabi: This is dragon Spirit's job.
Wasabi took Rin and Jaken by the collars and threw them into the dimension of happy unicorns.
Wasabi: And away they went.
Lord Fluffy What did you do to them?
Wasabi: They will be fine, I promise. Akasta duellya ther wila ba finea.
Songo: What did you say?
Wasabi: I said…wait! You aren't supposed to know about it till the 30th century.
Lord Fluffy: Why was I summoned here.
Wasabi: Quit being a stiff and relax.
Lord Fluffy: I cannot relax when there is work to be done.
Wasabi (murmured): Fine. You have forced my hand.
Wasabi made this bottle of white liquid appear from out of nowhere.
Wasabi: Have a sip of feldernostica.
Lord Fluffy: What is it?
Wasabi: It will make you twice as strong as the sacred jewel would.
Lord Fluffy: Fine. I will try some.
When Lord Fluffy took three gulps of feldernostica he stood as still as a statue. Then he screamed really loud and started rung around in circles talking nonsense.
Kagome: Why is he doing this. Does felde…feldee…heddld or what ever it's called do?
Wasabi: It wasn't feldernostica. It was water with lots of sugar in it!
Lord Fluffy: I'm…I'm…I'm HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Songo: We get it already! Don't yell.
Lord Fluffy: What are you guys are playing!
Wasabi: You can play as long as you calm down.
Lord Fluffy: Fine I'll try to calm down.
They all explained what they were doing and how to play.
Lord Fluffy: I want to play!
Songo: Why else would we bring you here?
Kagome: I foregot whose turn it was.
Wasabi: It was Dragon Spirit's turn.
Miroku: I'll go for her. Kagome truth or dare
Kagome: Dare.
Miroku: I dare you to kiss Lord Fluffy.
Kagome: YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND YOU $$$! THERE IS NOW WAY I WOULD KISS THAT #$! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU &$#& !#$$#$ DO YOU UNDER STAND! YOU CREEPY #$&$.
Wasabi: Wow… I didn't know you had it in you.
Kagome: Thank you.
Songo: but…that doesn't matter lets have that kiss!
Lord Fluffy: Okay!
Lord Fluffy ran up to Kagome and kissed her on the cheek.
Kagome: WHO GAVE YOU THE PREMISSION TO KISS ME YOU #$#$#!
Lord Fluffy: According to your game I can.
Kagome: EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Wasabi: Kagome, your turn.
Kagome: Doesn't anyone care that Inuyasha's brother just kissed me!
Wasabi: Yeah, we care so much. Now take your turn.
Kagome: Fine.
Wasabi: WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Kagome: What now!
Wasabi: I have to bring in another character!
Miroku: Who are you going to bring.
Wasabi: I'll bring in…