Thankyou for the reviews, my pretties…fly, my monkeys, fly! Oh no, I'm melting! Errr…OK, I seem to have had a moment there…anyway, please review.
D: 'ello, 'ello, Carl and Cindy.
C: Hello, doctor
Ca: Hi!
D: Finally, two people who can greet properly! Anyway, we are here to talk about issues between you two.
Ca: Well, Cindy, I've always wondered whether you like me, you know, as more than a friend…
Cindy and Doctor look in disbelief.
C: What? Where would you get that idea from?
Ca: Well, when Libby was running for class president, you gave me that dollar and winked, remember?
C: Errr….we are just friends Carl, nothing else!
Ca: That's what you say about Jimmy…And never fear, soon the 'Wheezer Charm' will have you wanting more Carl! OW! My scapula…
D: Um…let's move on, shall we. Cindy, tell me about your family life, and we will see how it can relate to Carl's.
C: Well, my family is really swell…
D: Cut it! Tell me the TRUTH!
C: Alright…my dad works too much and my mum always pushes me to be perfect…
Ca: You know, Cindy, your mum and I could be good friends, I think, can you introduce me to her one day?
D: Carl, I seriously think you have a problem…tell me, what is the most significant event in your life, apart from meeting older women!
Ca: That would have to be…when my mum's voice broke, just after we saved the parents from the Yolkians (AN: Did anyone else realise that Carl's mum's voice changed after the movie and the eyebrows became like a wolverine?)
D: Right…………….Carl, you have an issue.
Ca: I do not…Cindy and Jimmy are the ones with issues…
C: Me and Nerdtron! Why does everyone insist that I like him?
D: I might be able to answer that! Some people, from a place called fanfiction sent me this file of what they call J/C moments.
Doctor puts HUGE file onto desk.
D: 1. Cindy and Jimmy swap minds and dream of walking down a country lane, holding hands and…
C: Fine, fine, fine! Stop already! They are all lies! Neutron is a big-headed, selfish, big-ego, deep blue eyes, really soft hair…
Cindy gets dreamy look
D: Um…Cindy seems a bit out of it…Carl, let's use this time to deal with a few more of your issues. Perhaps it has something to do with your hobbies. What do you like to do, Carl?
Ca: Well, I have been told that I have a fabulous voice, that resembles my mum's…
D: Your mum was the hairy, gorilla-like one, right?
Carl begins singing…
Ca: FOLDING AND HANGING!
Windows smash, Cindy comes out of trance…
D: Um…that was…interesting…I think that me and my remaining brain cells need some time before the next session…thankyou for coming, you two…then Sheen and Libby may come in...
Please review…and my chapters are becoming more and more ridiculous, aren't they?