A/N: This story makes no sense, please dont take it seriously. It's more fun that way.

It's been a few days since the meeting with the hokage, and I've never been more upset. It's fucking wild how one short conversation can ruin a day. We gotta bounce back though. This sad shit aint it.

Getting up, I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror.

Man I look like SHIT.

Dark circles around my eyes, tear marks, puffy eyes and my hair looks absolutely disgusting. Shower time.

Time Skip ~ 45 minutes

After a nice, long hot shower, I was putting on my clothes when Kakashi barged into my house.

"Aight Kakashi, I know we cool and all, you can't just barge into a brother's house like that."

"Yes yes I know, but we have a mission to Kumo. Pack for a month, and don't forget about the temperature difference between here and there."

With his piece said, Kakashi disappeared. Probably to inform the other two members of this team about the Mission.

Sighing, I began packing.

30 minutes later because I took my damn time, I was at the gate with Sasuke and Sakura. While waiting for Kakashi to show up, I turned to the other two.

"Sasuke, Sakura. When we rest tonight, I have something I wanna teach you guys. It's not hard, and it'll be really easy to do. Got it?"

Both of them looked at each other skeptically, but nonetheless agreed.

Kakashi showed up a few moments later, and we began our trek to Kumo.

Time Skip ~ 6 hours

It was dark out now, and we had been moving with little breaks for about 6 hours.

Sakura, Sasuke and I were out of breath, and wanted to rest.

Without even putting up a tent or bringing out a sleeping bag, Sakura took off her pack, threw it on the floor and promptly passed out, using it as a pillow.

The rest of us watched her, pity in our eyes as we knew she wouldn't survive a day out in the field if this was all it took for her to pass out.

Shrugging, I turned to Sasuke and Kakashi.

"Alright guys, time to teach you how to SHEEESH."

The look of pure confusion on their faces was hilarious.

I extended my arm straight down, held my hand open, and placed the index and middle fingers of my free hand on my arm right above my elbow.

"This is the positioning for it. I want both of you to try to mirror it as best as you can."

They proceeded to do it, with me correcting their forms here and there. It wasn't much, just arm and hand positioning and such.

"Okay, now to hear your SHEESH. It needs to be high pitched, but nothing that isn't manageable. Give it a shot."

"Sheesh?"

"Sheesh."

"Okay Kakashi, good try you need to be louder and higher pitched. Sasuke, please put more emotion into your voice before I bring up the cap list to Sakura."

The look of fear and contempt in his eyes warmed my soul.

The next half an hour was spent working on their pitch and the length of the word.

Some situations called for a longer sheesh, after all.

After I felt that it was acceptable, Sasuke and I went to sleep in separate trees, with Kakashi taking the first watch.

The next day was filled with more traveling. That's it. It was fucking boring.

Always being on guard, watching for enemies while jumping from tree to tree for hours on end.

I didn't even have any fucking music to distract myself with. Very annoying.

The third day of traveling is when anything REMOTELY changed.

We got to Kumo. That's it. We're there. It was kinda fresh to be honest, surrounded by dark skin people again. My bruddas.

"Okay team, we're gonna head to the Raikage's tower and complete our mission. Just delivering documents and such."

So we're walking there, and I finally remembered something about this village.

That motherfucker Bee is here. I gotta convert him to the cult.

When we got to the tower, the hot ass secretary, I think her name was like..Mabui or something let us in. She followed behind us too, so there's gonna be an attempt there at some point.

"Ah, the famous copy ninja Kakashi and his team. How nice of you to deliver these 'documents'."

"?"

All of us looked really confused. I mean, supposedly we were supposed to be delivering some relatively important documents for the Hokage.

Weird.

"So like, these documents aren't real are they."

"Nah. Sarutobi just made y'all travel a bunch of days for no real reason. You're free to stay for a few days and replenish your stuff but...I would appreciate it if you left within the week."

It's like a lightbulb went off in my head.

I looked over to Mabui.

"Hey, uh Mabui."

"Hmm?" She looked at me, intrigued.

"Can you put your arms out in a circle?"

Confused, she made a hoop with her arms.

"Umm..what are you doing exactly?"

Pulling out a basketball, I performed probably the cleanest jump shot of my life.

"Just shooting my shot."

It went in her arms, no rim or anything. Straight through.

"Since I made it, we have to fuck now."

"?"

Turning away from her, I noticed Bee walking in, rapping something.

"Nigga stole my bike, Now i gotta take a hike."

Holy shit it's worse than i thought.

"Konoha sneak dissin, using hard r's. Pull up to they block unloading these ar's.."

This man has got to be stopped. It's not okay.

"Hey, Bee. Lemme drop some heat for you."

The look of horror on Ay's face was hilarious.

I rubbed my hands together, and started.

"Now, just so you know, I'm gonna spit one, maybe two bars."

I cleared my throat.

"It's fun for me just to grab a boob, plus my penis got an attitude."

I had the attention of everyone in the room, and they were listening intently.

"My fuckin' wiener's in a combative mood, Come and suck a mean one like it's mad at you."

The room was silent. Everyone was dumbfounded.

Bee cut the silence.

"That...That was the greatest thing I've ever heard."

Holy shit this guy's standards are fucking LOW.

"Because you spit so much heat, I've got something for you. I really hope you like it."

He stuck a hand in his pocket, and pulled out a card.

He scribbled a few words on it, before showing it to me.

"Here, take it. It's yours."

I was speechless.

"Thanks, my nigga."

It was at that moment that Sakura decided to open her mouth.

"Umm...what's a nigg-"

"LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLARIAT!"

Bee rushed over faster than anyone could see, and hit Sakura with the meanest clothesline I've ever seen and launched her across the room.

"Ooh ooh! Sasuke, Kakashi, do it now!"

They looked confused for a minute, before realization dawned on their faces.

They got in position and screamed at the top of their lungs.

"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH"

Safe to say, this mission was a success.

A/N: It's not racist, I voted for Obama.