If you are a Kikyo lover, then please leave this page immediately. There is a lot of Kikyo bashing. Literally. So please exit now. And don't say I didn't warn you.
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Wasabi: I'll bring in Kinky Hoe!
Fluffy: Kikyo?
Wasabi: No, Kinky Hoe! That's what I'll call her. Kagome should agree with me on that.
Kagome: Yes indeed.
Sango: Can't we just call her Kikyo.
Wasabi: Fine, but I get to decide her dare.
Miroku: Whatever
Wasabi sent one of her pet wolves to go get Kikyo because she didn't want to get anywhere near her. ((I don't blame her))
So Kink- umm… I mean Kikyo was dragged through the closet by a wolf and placed in the circle. The wolf left to go to Star Bucks.
Kikyo: Why am I here.
Fluffy: TO PLAY WITH US!
Miroku: For the last time…
Sango: Quit screaming!
Fluffy: Sorry
Kikyo: and what are you doing here wench
Kikyo turned to Kagome
Kagome: Non' your business, clay pot
Kikyo: Girly Girl
Kagome: back stabber
Kikyo: Boyfriend stealer!
Kagome: -gasp- I know you did not just go there!
Kikyo: Honey, I went there and parked my car
Kagome: like you could afford one
Wasabi: Um…Can we please get back to truth or dare
Sango: Indeed
Everyone stares at Sango with 'Wtf' faces
Sango: What!
Miroku: When have you ever said 'indeed'?
Kagome: Yeah, that's new.
Kikyo: Does it really matter! Now tell me what I'm doing here!
Everyone explained to Kikyo what they were doing. ((This is like the 4th time they've done this.))
Fluffy: Okay, whose turn is it?
Wasabi: My turn, remember! Kikyo! I select you!
Fluffy: Select?
Wasabi: I was going to saw 'I choose you!' but hey, this isn't pokemon right?
Sango: Or is It!
Everyone stares at Sango like: o.O
Sango: Never mind, I had a moment of randomness
Kikyo: Okay, well, Tru-
Kagome: Wuss
Kikyo: DARE! I'm NOT a wuss. Like some people I could mention.
But unfortunately, Kikyo didn't notice the aura of doom emitting from Wasabi until it was too late.
Wasabi: I dare you to let Kagome and I introduce you to the 6 circles of hell.
Kikyo: I do not fear Hell, for I know Inuyasha shall join me there.
Kagome: NO! 'Cause he is joining me in heaven!
Wasabi: I don't have time for this
Wasabi came up behind Kikyo and bashed her head with a vase. ((Told Ya))
When Kikyo woke up, she was in side a flaming circle. The sky was pitch black. Then, two giant cloaked figures appeared in the Sky. And if you haven't guessed who they are yet, I shall smack you with a wet noodle.
Kagome: THE FIRST CIRCLE!
Then, Kikyo was tied up and was in a room with a giant T.V. Then the Land Before Time Marathon came on, and the remote was no where in sight.
Kikyo: SOMEONE HELP ME!
She was in that room for 72 hours.
2nd circle: being one of those live sales ladies on T.V. having to wear those very high, high heels, while smiling that creepy ear to ear smile through the whole program. Time: 4 hours
3rd circle: Singing along to the Mulan 1 and 2 songs. In SPANISH, DUTCH, HEBREW AND RUSSIAN! Time: 3 hours
4th: Locked in a closet with Spongebob for 2 hours. Time: I just said it
5th: Singing show tunes to old people at retirement homes for a week straight. Time: I just told you!
6th: Follow Kagome around and every five minutes say 'Kagome is better than me' Time: a week
Back in the room…
Kikyo is in the corner with depression lines.
Fluffy: What did you do to her?
Wasabi: You don't want to know.
Kagome: Can we please, send her to the dimension of Happy unicorns.
Wasabi: Okay, but instead, how about the dimension of rabid penguins
Kagome: That works too!
Miroku: May I do the honors
Wasabi: I would be insulted if you didn't
So Miroku threw Kikyo into the closet, and walked back to his seat.
Sango: did she make it in alright
Fluffy: I don't know, and more importantly, who cares!
Kagome: I sure don't!
Wasabi: Me either
Miroku: Nor me
Sango: I don't think so
Fluffy: So, its settled.
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Sorry if its not long, and sorry about the late, okay, very late update. I've been very, very distracted.