Woohoo! This is the like, umm, the……………………………………………………………………………………. 6 actual chapter. XD I like forgot what chapter this story was on XD. And I'm sorry, but I have this sudden urge to make people sing in my stories. And I don't know why O.o

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha nor the 'Horoscope For Today' Song

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Wasabi started talking next "Okay, next is---"

Dragon Spirit bust down the closet door and had little bunnies biting her head and foot, and she had a glare that would make you want to hid behind the couch.

Sango: Why are you here?

Dragon Spirit: I had to fight off entire CLANS of angry bunnies

She started kicking the bunnies off her and they scurried back into the closet.

Dragon Spirit: And I had to…unfortunately leave the others behind, and I CONTROL this world and I had to go through that.

Wasabi: But, your Dares not over

Dragon Spirit: Are you doubting my power? (She said it in that creepy voice that lets you KNOW you're in trouble)

Wasabi: Umm…

Well, that was it, in lighting fast speed Wasabi was sailing through the air into the closet and the doors shut closed.

Fluffy: Well, since you're pissed, why don't you go next?

Dragon Spirit: A very wise statement Fluffy.

DS took her seat in the circle and used her spiked Dragon tail (A/n: HA! Betcha forgot she had that!) And pointed it at Miroku.

Dragon Spirit: I dare you to act out a love scene with Fluffy

Miroku and Fluffy: WHHAAAAAAAAAATT!

Kagome was rolling on the floor laughing and Sango's eye was twitching furiously. So then Fluffy and Miroku went over to the corner to decide what to do. And in the end, they just decided to improvise.

Fluffy: Oh dear Miroku

Miroku: Y-Yes my D-Dear Fluffy

Fluffy: I-I w-want t-t-to tell Y-Y-Y-You s-someth-something.

Dragon Spirit: Okay, now kiss. (A/n: Don't worry, there is no Yaoi : )

Fluffy and Miroku: WWWHHHAAAATTTT!

Kagome: -giggle- Y-Yeah, n-no love scene –giggle- is complete –giggle- without a K-kiss, -bursts out laughing-

Fluffy and Miroku: Gaaaaahhhhhhhh….

So their faces edged closer, and closer, and a wee bit closer until…Miroku was tackled by and unknown object. Apparently the object was Sango, since when she fell on him they started making out. (A/n: Gah, I can't believe I'm writing this, -.-)

After about 3 seconds they stopped and went back to their seats. Everyone was like: O.O and thinking, 'WTF just happened'. So yeah, Miroku regained his composure and continued with his turn with a light blush creeping on his face.

Miroku: Kagome, truth or Dare?

Kagome: O…kay, um, I pick Truth.

Fluffy: Gah, that's no fun

Kagome: W/E

Miroku: Okay, is it true, that you have a wet-bunny phobia?

Kagome: Umm…

Then, Fluffy pulled a wet bunny from his robe and threw it at Kagome. She then started screaming bloody murder and after about 10 minutes of screaming she threw the bunny off her and started panting.

Miroku: HA! I KNEW IT!

Kagome: YOU KNEW NOTHING!

Miroku: YA HUH

Kagome: NU UH

Miroku: YA HUH

Kagome: NU UUUH

Miroku: YA HUUUUH

Kagome: DON'T YOU YA HUH MY NU UH!

Miroku: I'LL YA HUH YOUR NU UH ANYTIME I WANT SO YA HUH!

Kagome: WELL I SAY NU UH TO THE YA HUH YOU JUST DID AND I SAY YOU CAN'T YA HUH TO MY NU UH!

Sango: Do you guys have any idea to what you're saying?

Kagome and Miroku: NO IDEA!

Fluffy: Alright, well, why don't we just continue on with this game, ne?

Dragon Spirit: Yeah, Fluffy is right.

Kagome: Okay, DS, Truth or Dare?

DS: Dare

Kagome: I dare you to sing

DS: Why, that's retarded

Kagome: So?

DS: Oh, oh, oh! Can Fluffy sing with me!

Kagome: Sure

Fluffy: Don't I get a say in this?

DS: No!

So DS, using her amazing authoress powers made a Karaoke stage appear, and her and Fluffy Ran up to it and picked out a song.

Fluffy: Aquarius
DS: There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a
speeding bus. Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

DS: Pisces
Fluffy: Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Fluffy: Aries
DS: The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound
watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

DS: Taurus
Fluffy: You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go
back to sleep

Both: That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today

Fluffy: Gemini
DS: Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Fluffy: Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé hurls a javelin through
your chest

DS: Cancer
Fluffy: The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in
the mud
DS: Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's
test

Fluffy: Leo
DS: Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt

Fluffy: and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
DS: Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding,

Fluffy: then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

DS: Virgo
Fluffy: All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent

DS: except for you
Fluffy: Expect a big surprise today

DS: when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick

Both: That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today

DS: Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of the is absolutely true. Where was I?

Fluffy: Libra!

DS: A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

DS: Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Fluffy: Sagittarius
DS All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Fluffy: Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

DS: Capricorn
Fluffy The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
DS: If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

Both: That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
That's your horoscope for today

So the two sat put the mikes down and sat back down in the circle. And everyone was staring at them like: O.O

Kagome: Ummm, were did you get that song from?

DS: Psh, internet, duh

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Wow, sorry, had to end it right there. I'm listening to a song; I was suddenly overcome with the desperate urge to write something descriptive and depressing. O.o weird I know. So, I'll go work on another story. JAA!