A/N: Im not sorry about the last chapter. It's gonna happen again, whether you like it or not. Cry about it, I promise you I do not care. This is a pretty short one, so enjoy I guess.
"Welp!" I looked at the other people in the room, and stood up.
"Personally, I think it's time for us to head home. We've had more than enough happen since we checked in and I cannot wait to be home again."
"But Naruto we jus-"
"Shut up Sakura."
I sighed and looked at Kakashi.
"The decision lies with him, so if he says we're staying then we'll stay."
Kakashi adopted a thinking pose, and hummed in thought.
"I mean we could go home. I'm not entirely against it, but at the same time.."
Kakashi stood there for several minutes. Still thinking.
"So...you gonna make a decision?"
The three of us looked at him, waiting for him to say something.
"Sssss...I dunno..?"
He was seriously thinking hard about this. IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT OF A DECISION.
Sakura abruptly stood up, but stumbled and fell over.
"What the fuck? Sakura?"
I kneeled next to her, and tried to make sure she was okay.
"I'm...I'm fine. I'm just anemic. Standing up really fast just really disorients me."
This moth-
"All this time you wanted to see stars, you coulda just stood up fast. God dammit woman."
I stood back up and sighed.
I scratched my head and looked over at Kakashi, to see if he came to a decision yet.
"But on one hand...porn… but on the other.."
He was still deep in thought.
"I don't have time for this. My time should be spent getting stronger. Not doing this needless bullshit."
(Im switching to third person for this)
Naruto turned around and looked at Sasuke, seemingly interested in something.
"Well Sasuke, what do you think we should do then?"
"What? Well I think we shou-"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT TO DO! The Kyuub doesn't give two flying craps about what you have to say."
Sakura, bless her heart, tried to come to Sasuke's rescue.
"Naruto! You can't say that to him! His opinion matter-"
"Shut up bitch. The only thing you need to do is keep that mouth shut before I kick your candy ass."
Sakura stood there, dumbfounded.
"You know what?"
Naruto ran up to her, and put Sakura's arm over one shoulder, put one hand on her back, and the other on his neck and slammed her down onto the floor.
As if there was a crowd watching, everyone heard a bunch of cheering.
"OH MY GOD A ROCK BOTTOM? Danzo when I tell you this just got interesting!"
"Right you are Hiruzen, The Kyuub hitting her with a Rock Bottom like that is definitely in his character though."
Sasuke having seen enough, took matters into his own hands. He got up, and whipped The Kyuub around.
They were in a staredown for about 2 seconds before Sasuke jumped and grabbed his head, and slammed it into the floor.
He shot back up and looked at The Kyuub on the ground, taunting him.
Once again, the crowd went crazy.
"AN SKO TO THE KYUUB! OH MY GOD DANZO ARE YOU SEEING THIS?"
"That I am Saru, but really can you be surprised? Uchiha was there the whole time, slithering around waiting for a moment to strike."
There was a lull in the room, everything went silent.
It was silent until the fated words "You think you know me" were heard.
The crowd exploded louder than before, and it somehow got louder when the door was kicked off the hinges by the one and only Ranked S Criminal, Itachi.
"Now Saru you can't tell me you expected this? 6 years ago after his career ending mission to massacre his clan, no one expected him to make an appearance like this. Yet here he is."
The look on Sasuke's face was one of pure hatred. He was furious that Itachi was here.
Itachi however, remained impassive.
"What are you doing here? Why have you come?"
Itachi didn't respond to his questions. He simply walked forward.
When he got close enough, he delivered a devastating spear to Sasuke.
He got up afterward, and stared down at Sasuke with pity and contempt.
"Your hate still isn't strong enough. You'll never be able to beat me."
Sasuke, while still writhing in pain on the ground, gave Itachi one of the dirtiest glares of his life.
While Itachi was at the end of taunting Sasuke, Might Guy broke through the window and entered the room.
"Danzo what is going ON?! So many superstars keep entering the room and frankly, I'm interested in seeing who's gonna come up next."
"Well Saru, they are all technically still part of the EWE, they just don't have matches in their contracts."
He nodded in agreement and continued watching the action unfold.
Itachi, seeing the Youthful Kid appear in front of him, was incredibly weary of what he would do next.
Faster than Itachi could follow, Guy ran up to him and delivered the cleanest superkick of his life, causing Itachi to crumple to the floor, out cold.
"OH MY GOD SARU DID YOU SEE THAT? A PERFECTLY EXECUTED LEAF CHIN MUSIC! It doesn't get much better than this ladies and gentlemen."
"YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH!"
With his battle cry completed, he left through the window he came in.
With all of the excitement over, everyone who didn't belong picked themselves up and left the hotel room.
Itachi disappeared into a murder of crows which flew out the window to god knows where.
Hiruzen and Danzo packed up the announcement table and chairs, then did a simple shunshin out of the room.
Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura each got up slowly, nursing the injuries they received before turning to Kakashi to see if he had come to a decision or not.
He did not.
The three of them proceeded to collapse on the floor, knowing no matter what they did, it was gonna be a while before he came to a decision.
A/N: Back to first person pov next chapter, whenever that comes.
