A/N: I have no words to say here, other than I hate you and prepare your eyes.
Kakashi looked back at us, and decided to throw us a bone.
"Fine, fine we can go home."
We all weakly cheered, before groaning in pain and standing up slowly, each of us supporting one another.
Within a few minutes, I wasn't in much pain anymore (thank god for Kurama), so I created a shadow clone for the other two to lean on for support.
The two shadow clones happened to be Reo and Raz.
Great.
"Man, what a day to come outside. It's very poggers."
Me, Sakura and Sasuke looked at Reo.
"Why would you say that?"
He shrugged, and looked at Raz.
"Seems like they don't enjoy this, PepeLaugh."
Raz rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Pepega."
The three of our faces were stricken with horror, while Reo only seemed to get more enthusiastic.
"YES! Oh my god you don't know how much this means to me, feeling very WidePeepoHappy right now."
We all hung our heads, and began the slow walk out of the hotel and into the town.
It was relatively quiet, before Reo opened his mouth as usual.
"MonkaHmm, you think anything interesting happened after The Juicer left?"
Raz's face contorted and he gave him a weird look.
"Weirdga."
"CapitalDColon. Why you do this to me man? Now I'm feeling hella Sadge."
I've had enough of this bullshit by now, so I decided to speak up.
"Both of you, please shut the fuck up. I WILL dispel you."
Both clones looked at each other, then looked at me.
"WeirdChamp."
I'm going to kill them, then myself. Holy shit.
Before I could make a move though, Kakashi put his hand on my shoulder, and shook his head.
"Don't dispel them, Sakura and Sasuke need them for now."
I honestly hate it when people make sense, so I shot him a dirty look and kept walking.
"WideHardo."
I screamed. I actually fucking screamed.
"Kekw."
The scream turned into a sob.
"Hey look Raz, it's irl PepeHands!"
The fuckers had the audacity to laugh. They laughed at my pain.
"OmegaLUL."
They won't stop. It just won't end. I can't get away from it.
"Okay okay, we should stop."
FINALLY! A voice of reason.
"He's looking way too sadge for my tastes, I'd prefer if he was PepeJamming with us."
Kakashi had to physically restrain me in order to stop my mad charge at the clones.
"LET ME GO. LET ME AT EM. PLEASE JUST LET ME MURDER THEM."
"Smile."
"HE'S TAUNTING ME! LOOK AT HIM HE'S FUCKING TAUNTING ME. PLEASE JUST- just one. One swing. All I ask."
Kakashi genuinely seemed to ponder the request for a moment.
Reo and Raz looked startled at the fact that he was actually considering it.
"MonkaS.."
"MonkaW.."
I lost all fight in my body, and simply kept walking home.
"Hey, he's not killing us Pagman."
"PepeD."
"Kakashi, hold me. I'm-"
"GachiHYPER. Pretty 4weird of you."
I'm at my limit. I'm tired of this bullshit.
"Kakashi, knock me out."
"No. You must suffer through this too."
I looked back at him, and I could see a haunted look in his eyes. I kinda felt bad considering he had to hear this too.
"PauseChamp? Is he seeing the light?"
Nope. Not dealing with this. Fuck this.
I sprinted headfirst into a tree and knocked myself out.
Time skip ~ 3 hours
When I regained my consciousness, we were pretty far from the town, and not too far from Konoha. ( A/N: I cant be bothered to go back and see how long they traveled so you're gonna take it and like it)
I looked around, and thanked the Log that my clones were gone, and that Kakashi had set up camp for us for the night.
Sasuke and Sakura were in their respective tents and I was thrown haphazardly in front of mine in the dirt.
Clones are dickheads, through and through.
I grunted and stood up, dusting myself off as best as I could and began looking for the leader of our team.
He was sitting up in a tree, humming to himself as he kept watch over us for the night.
He soon spotted me, and hopped down out of the tree.
"Hey Sensei, how much farther have we traveled since I 'fell asleep'?"
"Oh you're awake, pog."
A record scratch could be heard off in the distance.
"Wh..What did you just say?"
"I said, oh look you're awake PogO."
This can't be happening. They got him, oh my fucking god.
"Kakashi, please. Please. SHUT THE FUCK UP."
"Man. you don't have to be so rude, PeepoSad."
I'm fucking done.
Clearly theres only one way to deal with this garbage, and that's knocking myself out.
"Before you go and knock yourself out Naruto, I want you to know something."
I pause, and look at him cautiously.
"...What is it?"
"Even after you leave the realm of the conscious, I'm going to keep farming LULWs, and there's nothing you can do about it."
Yeah no I'm done.
I knocked myself out, and crumpled to the ground.
"catJAM."
A/N: I'm not sorry.