Gah, I like, have this NEED to make people sing in my stories. Its annoying, so, yeah, that's why its like, Karaoke-ish. And I have this other need to do people's dreams, but I'll make a more serious version of that in a few months or so. But, Yeah
I don't own Naruto, the Barracuda song, or any of the songs mentioned.
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Well, since there are two teams who haven't had randomness inflicted upon them, lets go see what Team 8 is doing.
With Team 8
Hinata.
Had.
Sugar.
Those were the three most horrible words Kiba and Shino would ever experience, and unfortunately, they did. Hinata was running around in circles screaming something about Panthers and pancakes. But then, she came to a screeching halt in front of the two terrified boys. Then, Hinata quickly whipped out her glittery dark blue flip phone and quickly dialed a number.
"Hello, Ino?"
"What? Taco bell? I wanted McDonalds!"
"Oh yeah, you go ahead and tell your Granny, I don't care, I'll go to Arbys!"
…Beep…Beep…
"Wait! You did not just hang up on me! OMG! Fine, go ahead and run away! I know you're scared of me! Ugg!"
Hinata glared at her phone, then decided to use her phone book to call Ino, which she really should have done in the first place.
"Hey, Ino?"
"FINALLY!"
"Okay, DO you know what Time it is?"
"Yes, BARRACUDA!"
Hinata hung up the phone and put it back in her pocket. She then stared at Kiba and Shino, who were as every minute passed, edged away from Hinata. But, then all of a sudden, Chouji and Shikamaru bust through the bushes and fell on the ground gasping for air. Kiba and Shino ran over to them and asked what happened.
"I-I-Ino…Barracuda…she's coming, Save yourselves…and run" Shikamaru gasped out
"NO WAY! We can't leave you two behind!" Kiba shouted while trying to lift Shikamaru on his back.
"No…You fools…"
But Shikamaru's plea and warning came too late, for Ino bust through the bushes and her and Hinata squealed with delight. Then, Hinata started screaming.
"INO!"
"YES HINATA!"
"YA KNOW WHAT"
"WHAT!"
"ITS TIME TO RIDE! THE BARRACUDA!"
"YYYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!"
"EVERYBODY DO THE!"
"DO WHAT!"
"DO THE BARRACUDA!"
So Ino and Hinata started doing some strange dance. And the other boys stared on in wonder, but then realized that this was a good time to escape. But then, GIANT flower bags came over their heads and they squirmed and wiggled as they tried to escape, but to no avail.
About an hour later
All the boys were tied up, that includes Neji-kun, Lee, Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba, Shino and…Gaara? And they all had their hands and feet tied up and were sitting up against the wall. Then, Shino turned to Gaara and said.
"Why are you here?"
"I have No idea"
So, Shino just shrugged it off and continued looking foreword like everyone else did. But, it didn't really make sense because the room they were in was pitch black. Then, a single ray of light shone from the ceiling and it fell upon a Karaoke stage. The boys were like: O.o
Then, TenTen walked on the stage, and this time, she was not accompanied by albino squirrels. (A/n: I believe albino squirrels are an actual species of squirrel and they're completely white. Go Google it. I COMMAND YOU!) Anyway, she took the Karaoke mike and started talking.
"Okay, If you're wondering why the girls and I have been acting strange… IT WAS PART OF A PLAN! TO CAPTURE YOU! You see, Tsunade-Sama believes that the girls haven't gotten a really good mission in a while. So, she said that if we completed the mission she gave us, all the girls would get an all expense paid trip to the Bahamas!"
After a moment of silence, Naruto spoke up.
"So why do you need us?"
"Well, all questions shall be answered in due time, but, while we wait, why don't we all sing a bit of Karaoke?"
Then, Hinata, Sakura, and Ino all came out and in super speed mode. They brought out chairs and placed them in rows like and audience. After a few seconds of silence, every single boy in unison said 'No'.
"Oh, come on, It'll be fun. Naruto, why don't you go first"
"Well, you'd have to untie my first"
"Whatever, its impossible to escape, I have the key to the door." TenTen lifted up the end of a necklace she was wearing. "Darn" Hinata went over to all the boys and untied them, and everyone but Naruto took a seat. He went up to the stage and selected a song. When he got up to the stage, he started…omg…singing.
ITS FITNESS MADE SIMPLE!
MADE FOR REAL PEOPLE!
ITS CHANGING REAL LIIIIIIVES!
"STOP! STOP NOW! PLEASE STOP SINGING I'M BEGGING YOU!" Everyone in the audience were screaming, even Gaara.
"Naruto, Sing another song please." Ino begged him.
"Fine, Fine, I'll sing another song, just let me find one." Naruto went over to the machine and clicked another song, and went back to the middle of the stage.
(A/n: We should all know the song to Balto 2)
You must go to the east, go to the west,
The road is rocky and the way is far.
It's a dangerous trail, a difficult quest,
If you want know who you really are.
There are voices all around you,
To comfort and to guide you.
Fathers and teachers,
Powerful creatures.
And the voice that sings inside you.
Or you can turn back around,
Run along home. Back to the place where your friends are.
Perhaps that is best, You need to rest.
Who wants to go on a ridiculous quest?
Unless you want to know,
You truly want to know, Unless you want to know.
Who you really are.
Who are you? Who are you?...
Who are you? Who are you?...
Who are you? Who are you?...
Who are you? Who are you?...
Who are you? Who are you?...
And Naruto put on his goofy grin, and put the mike back on the mike-holder-thingy (A/n: GAH! Someone please tell me what that's called.) And walked back to his seat, everyone was staring at him all the way.
"O…kay, anyway, Gaara, why don't you sing next?"
"Heck no"
"I know how to fix this." Then, Hinata leaped onto Gaara and forced his mouth open and dumped a gallon of Sugar down his throat. Then…inner Gaara emerged…. Gaara jumped up scurried up one of the black walls CHIPMUNK STYLE! And started cackling evilly. Everyone was like: O.O and then Gaara turned into a chibi. He ran up to the stage CHIBI STYLE and picked out a song and grabbed a mike and started singing, still in chibi mode.
(A/n: Okay, some people might know this song, and some might not. But, the song is sung in English and Japanese. Don't go listen to everything in English, cause it will kill the song.)
Four scene of love and laughter
I'll be alright being alone
Four scene of love and laughter
I'll be alright being alone
Four scene of love and laughter
I'll be alright being alone
Four scene of love and laughter
I'll be OK
Aishi aeba wakare yuku sonna deai kurikaeshita
Kioku fukaku tesaguru de ami kage o motomete wa
I can taste the sweetness of the past
Doko ni mo anata wa inai kedo
I'll be alright me o tsureba soko ni
Kawaranai ai o I belive
Haru no hikari atsu metara hana sakasete
Natsu wa tsuku ukabu umi de mitsumete
Aki no kaze fuyu no yuki mo sono toiki de
Atatamete hoshii
Four seasons with your love mou ichido
Negai dakedo yakusoku wa toki ga tade wa iroaseru
Can you feel me underneath the skin?
Anna ni kasaneta omoi dara
We'll be alright shinjite ireba sou
Donna touku demo stay with me
Haru no hanareru no youru ni mukare ni kite
Natsu no sunaham ni message nokoshite
Aki mo ame fuyu no namida kazarame ai de
Atatamete hoshii
Four seasons with your love yume no naka
Megareru toki o kokoro ni ari no mama ni
Futari ni hibi wa sugu omoide
Ai mo yume mo wasure mono itsu no hide mo
Atatamete hoshii
Four seasons with your love mune no oku
Four scene, four four seasons
Four scene, I'll be alright
Four scene, four four seasons
Four scene, stay with me…
Four scene, four four seasons
Four scene, I'll be alright
Four scene, four four seasons
Four scene, stay with me…
Four scene, four four seasons
Four scene, I'll be alright
Four scene, four four seasons
Four scene, stay with me…
Four scene, four four seasons
Four scene, I'll be alright
Four scene, four four seasons
Four scene, stay with me…
When Gaara was finished he put the mike down and ran back to his seat still in chibi form. All the girls were lost in a wonderland because Gaara sang the song EXACTLY like the Japanese people who sing it. And all the boys were staring like 'WTF'
So, it continued like that, Neji Sang 'Absolutely (Story of a Girl)' Shino Sang 'Brothers Under The Sun' Lee and Sasuke did a duet---OH WAIT! I have GOT to show you what happened when Lee and Sasuke sang!
Okay, So Neji and Shino had just finished Singing and Lee and Sasuke asked to sing duet.(Gaara is still a chibi)
So then, Lee and Sasuke turned into Chibis and ran up to the stage and grabbed two mikes. And started to sing.
Young men, there's no need to feel down
I said, young men, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young men, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young men, there's a place you can go
I said, young men, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
Then, the two started to do some retarded chibi dance and then Sasuke ran next to Neji and started dancing, and Lee did that to Shino. And Shino and Neji were like: O.O
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel
Then Lee jumped onto Shino's lap and started dancing, cause he was THAT chibi-fied. And Sasuke in turn, did the same to Neji, and Gaara was clapping along while in his seat, still Chibi-fied.
Young men, are you listenin' to me?
I said, young men, what do you wanna be?
I said, young men, you can make real your dreams
But you've got to know this one thing
No man does it all by himself
I said, young men, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there to the YMCA
I'm sure they can help you today
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel
Young men, I was once in your shoes
I said, I was down and out with the blues
I felt no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so tight
That's when someone came up to me
And said, "Young man, take a walk up the street
It's a place there called the YMCA
They can start you back on your way"
Then Sasuke and Lee ran back up to the stage and started doing their weird Chibi Dance.
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
Young men, young men, there's no need to feel down
Young men, young men, pick yourself off the ground
YMCA
And just go to the YMCA
Young men, young men, I was once in your shoes
Young men, young men, I was down with the blues
YMCA
Sasuke and Lee, like Gaara, didn't go back to Normal but stayed in Chibi form and they skipped back to their seats. Everyone was like, 'WTF'
"Okay, I don't want to be in the same room with these people anymore" Ino said, and then pleaded to TenTen to let them out. So, TenTen unlocked the door that magically came from nowhere. And when everyone came out, they all were in their normal forms, or in other words, De-Chibi-fied.
"Kay, we have the music vid—" Ino started
"Music Vid?" The boys all stopped and stared at the girls
"INO!" All the girls yelled at her. Then, Sakura spoke up
"Yaseethemissionwastorecordyouboyssingingandsincewedidthemissionisoversobye!" then the girls all sped off in different directions. The boys, including Gaara, just stood there dumbfounded and decided that it would be futile to chase after them. So they decided to just go home. But before they went their separate ways, they saw Hanabi walking down the street carrying a baby lamb on her back. She stopped and stared at the boys when she was right in front of them, and they stared at her.
"WHAT! Ya never saw a girl carry a lamb on her back!" Hanabi continued on her way while flipping all of them the bird.
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Lmao, well the chapter was getting too serious at the end so I had to add Hanabi XD. So yeah, 8 pages for word aren't so bad I guess. And it'll get weirder in the Next Chapter.