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Tsunade-Sama had called the rookie nine, Gai's team, and of course Gaara to her Office the next morning. She was facing them all in silence, and after a while it got petty uncomfortable. But soon, she actually started to say something

"I have----"

Just then, Hanabi bust through the window that was behind Tsunade's desk, and she had two giant Potato bags with her. And when she landed on the ground, in lightning fast ninja speed, Lee and Sasuke were In the bags. Then Hanabi jumped through the window with the two potato bags while cackling evilly. And once again, everyone was like: O.O

"Anyway, as I was saying-"

"Shouldn't we go after her Tsunade-Sama?"

"Why"

"Cause they're Konoha Shinobi."

"That have done what for you all in particular?"

After that, everyone thought, and decided to just go home. But then, Gaara turned into a Chibi and pulled out a unicorn key. And a magical door that was in the shape of a cookie appeared and he opened the door with the key and ran inside. Everyone thought that it was better not to ask, so they just went home.

So, what happened to everyone you ask?

Hanabi dragged Lee and Sasuke to the cave of the Mole people and left them there and she went back home and acted like nothing happened.

Gai was devastated by the loss of Lee so he went insane and fell off a cliff which left TenTen and Neji by themselves. So, later on the two fell in love and eloped never to be seen again.

Kiba and Akamaru were forever afraid of Barracudas and never left their house again. And while they ran home, they stepped on a butterfly and Shino bust through the bushes and yelled "ZOMG! YOU MURDERED ELIZABETH!" And picked up the little butterfly and walked away to his house to have her funeral.

And Hinata, well, she was just Hinata-ing, so nothing important happened her.

Naruto and Sakura soon got jobs at McDonalds and, well, yeah, that's what happened. Oh, and unfortunately Naruto Never became Hokage, and Sakura fell down a gopher hole and died.

And Now that Sakura was gone, Ino became Tsunade-Sama's apprentice.

Shikamaru and Chouji were also terrified of Barracudas and joined Kiba and Akamaru in hiding in their closet.

And Gaara, he went back to Suna and resumed his role as Kazekage.

The End

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