A/N: I HAVE RETURNED! Well sort of, cause I was never really gone…I meant to update before I left for camp, I swear! I just never did! Typical me. And I've decided it's Robin's turn to do the disclaimer.

Robin: I thought this was Red X's job.

No, no it's just whoever I feel like torturing at the moment.

Robin: Well aren't I lucky.

:) Yup, you should feel special.

Robin: She doesn't own anything except Pam and Horus, and I don't have drugs.

Red X: Sure you don't. Denial is not a river in Egypt Robin.

CHAPTER 5

"I can't believe anyone would to do that to a child! You didn't pick your father!"

"They're just Azarathian, just like humans are just humans, Demons are just Demons, and Angels are just Angels. They're all subject to prejudice."

After a moment of silence she said, "It scared me."

"What did?"

"How much I liked the power. I didn't want to give it up Richard; I liked it too much. I could have pushed it all back down right then, but I liked it too much."

He didn't know what to say to that.

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Everyone watched as Robin flew towards Raven, catching his arms around her waist. An explosion of light blinded everyone temporarily, leaving its effect even as it faded away. All of the Titans blinked back spots, their arms slowly coming down from shielding their eyes. Terra gasped, her vision recovering first.

Raven and Robin were both floating parallel to the roof, eyes closed, but Raven's left hand was linked with Robin's right. An almost clear bubble surrounded them, made only noticeable by the lightening that danced across it. Raven's marks were glowing a deep red and it seemed as if Robin's wings were quickly molting what was left of his white feathers and being replaced by the dark red that had already taken half of them. Marks similar, but not identical, to Raven's were slowly traveling up his left arm.

"And so the prophecies are fulfilled."

Everyone turned towards the sound of the voice, finding two people, one man and one woman, standing calmly on the roof. The woman had her hands lightly clasped in front of her, her tanned skin and long dark curly hair in contrast to her pure white clothes, a poofy skirt and shiny jacket. The man was standing with his hands in the pockets of his dark pants looking overly calm. He had on a thin hoody and a black sports jacket over top accompanied by black pants. He was the one who had spoken.

"Who the heck are you?" asked Terra bluntly.

"Me? Oh I'm nobody." He said sarcastically.

The girl whacked him on the back of the head. "We're from God. She decided it's probably best we inform you all about just who your leader and second-in-command are. I'm Pamela and he's Horus."

And then everyone asked a question at once.

"Isn't god male?"

"Isn't Horus an Egyptian god?"

"How'd you get stuck with the name of a Baywatch girl and he got the name of a god?"

"Actually, God is neither male nor female. She frankly doesn't care if you call her father, mother, brother, sister, Abba, Great Creator, no matter what she's the great I Am." Replied Pamela. "Horus was an Ancient Egyptian god, my annoying partner was just named after him; fitting since he's a demon and the Egyptian's basically invented what the Makai is today. And don't ask how I got stuck with Pamela again and we'll all be fine."

"How about we all go inside?" said Horus, snapping his fingers they all appeared in the living room with Robin and Raven floating a short ways away. "Would you like the super quick version, the quick version, the informational version, or the full version?"

"What's the super quick version?" asked Beastboy, his attention span stretched to the max already.

"Raven's inheriting the throne to the Makai, a.k.a Deom world, the Underworld and all those other names; her younger sister, who's full blooded demon, wants the throne, Robin's essentially her escort for everything now as well as the underworld's voice to God when something big and bad happens. OH and by the way, the barriers keeping most of the demons in Makai are starting to fail because Triga, Raven's sister, is slowly destroying them. So anytime from now to a hundred years demons are going to pour into this world and wreak havoc and mayhem not seen since Pandora opened her box, and it's more likely to happen sooner than later. Oh, and all that stands between that happening and not is about fifteen people give or take."

In unison everyone's jaw dropped, eyes bugged out and they fell over. "That takes talent," commented Pamela.

Five minutes later, Cyborg's systems were rebooted, Bee's wings were unscrambled, Beastboy was no longer a possum, and Aqualad was back from his swim in the sea. "Would you now like the full version, the quick version or the informational version?"

Beastboy opened his mouth, but Cyborg beat him. "Which actually explains things but doesn't take forever?"

"Oh so you want the combo of Quick and Informational?" asked Horus. "Sorry but that'll cost you an Our Father."

Terra thought she heard a cricket chirping but it wasn't Beastboy because he was scratching his head in confusion. Bee slapped her forehead. "It's a prayer guys, it's a type of prayer."

"Oooooooo…." Said the unknowing group in unison.

"Anyway, it doesn't cost you anything. The demon here has been living in heaven too long." Pam didn't understand how a demon thought that was funny. "Raven is the oldest living child or Trigun, since there are no sons she's first in line for the throne even though she isn't full blooded demon and has a full blooded demon sister. Since it was Raven's 18th birthday, she's getting all the powers that being the ruler of the underworld gives you."

"Robin as you all know him," said Horus pointing at the floating Angel, "is essentially Raven's escort. He's not King because he's not related to Trigun by anything except their mating last night."

"Mating?" asked Terra, eye twitching. "Okay, is mating the same thing as sex to you guys? 'Cause it definitely didn't look like they were all animalistic last night and no one woke up from noise."

"Robin has a sound proof room," replied Horus smirking so that a small pointed tooth showed. "And just because they mated doesn't mean they scratched each other or anything like that. What it means is she completely gave herself to him, in actuality he owns her in the underworld. In short she gave him part of her soul because its way too complicated to explain better. Robin, alas, was a very good archangel. Originally we were going to just bring Raven into all this because she knows the most about the underworld in Nigenkai, but obviously you guys are in it know too."

"So wait, Robin's not an Angel anymore?" asked Terra.

Horus looked at Pam since she was the Angel. "Sort of, he is but he isn't. Technically speaking he's fallen because he had sex with Raven, whose half demon. But since she's half Angel, he's not really fallen. It's really rather complicated, essentially he's a Demonic Angel. This means his Angelic powers are still there, but he also has dark powers. Dark powers are like Beastboy's and Raven's."

"Dude, I'm evil?" Beastboy looked at her like she was crazy.

"Yes, that snake that bit you…It was Lucifer." Pam shrugged in apology. "Aqualad's aren't really Angelic, but they're good, same with Bee. Cyborg's aren't really classified as anything, and Terra could go either direction depending on how she uses them and what parts she uses. Starfire is an alien, but hers are still closer to Angelic, Jinx and Kid Flash's are Demonic."

"So I'm just the lonely boy who's just a boring human?" asked Speedy.

"Um, yes. Sorry, you loose." Horus smirked. "Triga also has her own little army at her beck and call, all of whom would prefer Triga to take the throne for the sole reason that she's full blooded demon and Raven's not. And yes, it was Triga in Steel City."

"So how are we supposed to beat her?" asked Aqualad. "That's like trying to paint Raven's room pink, its suicide."

Pam and Horus look at each other. "You all get to pretty much get to undergo what Robin did to turn into an Angel only you'll turn to whatever your personality and powers are more suited for." Said Pam. "Just because you all fight crime doesn't mean you'll all end up Angels."

"So I get my body back?" asked Cyborg, slightly brighter.

"In a way," replied Pam slowly. "It won't be exactly the same though, it'll be closer to your age now and other things might change. Like how to control your powers."

"Dude! I get my body back!" Cyborg started boogying, pulling Bee into it. "I get my body, I get my body!" Cyborg kept singing this for a while. Everyone let him.

A/N: As a side note, I've been editing, so I'll have some new versions up of the first couple chapter. No drastic changes, some slight grammar issues and one thing I miswrote mostly.

Robin: How many times…

Red X: Once more, as always.

Robin: Okay, yeah. Never quote that movie again, you just ruined it. And never act gay again.

Red X: Oh I'm anything but gay. (Glances at Raven who's sitting in a leather chair)

Robin: Don't even think about it.

Red X: Oh, it's much too late for that.

Robin: Okay, that's it! First you call me a druggie, when the team druggie is obviously Beastboy (Beastboy slithers by talking to the snakes that aren't there), and now you're threatening to take my girl!

Red X: (Looks at his nails)

Robin: (charges Red X)

Ensuing scene is blocked out due to the massive violence unsuitable for audiences

P.S. POTC 2 IS SO AWSOMELY GOOD IT IS BEYOND BELIEF And the monkey, OMG THE MONKEY! anyway, you should go see it. now, go and do my bidding which is to see the movie. oh and review, that'd be nice too.