Disclaimer: If I owner Artemis Fowl Arty and Holly would be married are they? No? Then I don't own it!
Extract from Artemis Fowl's Diary. Disc 3
Its official I am going crazy. You would not believe the difficulty in finding a place, in this huge house, to sit and think, Ever since I came back from the time tunnel it has been like this. When I arrived back AngelinaII (Angie) and Kirstin (Kirsty) have been bossing me around. Me. Artemis Fowl II. Before that name made people stop and stare, which I admit I rather enjoyed. Now however, if I go anywhere with my parents and the twins, I get noticed for al of three-point-one-four seconds then all attention is on the twins. On the plus side it makes phone calls with Holly easier. My parents are often preoccupied wit the twins. And anyway, the attention span of two year olds is not very long. They bug me for about ten minutes and then get bored and go away. I never seem to be able to hear them. No matter what they do, they never seem to e able to get my attention. This is all thanks to the new Sonic Filter Sponges that Foaly designed. They have had new features added. They are now compatible with my ring phone, like a headset. They also are completely soundproof; all it takes is a simple voice command. They are whisper sensitive so I don't have to shout. The code is simply 'Captain Holly Short' not my ideal choice of password however it was Foaly's idea not mine. I also have recently acquired a Section 8 helmet which allows me to video call Holly. We have become extremely close Holly and I. Before I blamed puberty, and pushed all thoughts aside, but now I am not so sure. After all I am eighteen but inside I am still only fifteen. I am an eighteen year old in a fifteen year olds body. Not a pleasant thing on the best of days I assure you. But I honestly am beginning to think that it is possible that I may love Holly. However I do not know much about love. But natural instincts are telling me to take it slow and go with the flow. My head is telling me to grab Holly and tell, no rather show, her how I feel. The only problem is that Holly rarely comes above ground without her Neutrino and also she is in a relationship with Mulch Diggums. So I shall have to wait and see what happens. But no matter what, I have resolved to tell Holly how I feel as soon as the right opportunity comes along. I must go now, my ear is ringing, there is a call coming through.
Artemis Fowl II
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