On Irk.

Fiz and me started our way toward the dungeons. It was time to bail Dib out.

"It's about time you guys came." Said Dib happily. "They were feeding me moldy Jell-O and I had to share the cell with Tak."

Tak emerged from the shadows.

"Uh, hello Tak." I said. "So what's new with you?"

I immediately regretted what I said.

"Hmm, what's new with me?" said Tak. "There hasn't been much going on except I'm starving and I have to bathe twice every month. Oh yeah, and my ankle is chained to the wall which isn't very pleasant but don't worry. I've been getting used to it."

I looked at her feet. It looked like her ankle was really hurting. I didn't think she deserved this life. But I couldn't deal with it either. Dad and Uncle Purple locked her up and they would have to get her out.

"Well, it's been nice seeing you again Tak." I said.

Tak didn't say anything. She just glared evilly at me. She was starting to scare me so I ordered the guard to get Dib out and then we went back up to my room.

"So Dib," said Fiz, "are you currently seeing anyone?"

"Well, if you mean that I'm looking at someone right now then yes, you are within my sight."

Fiz laughed, "you are so funny!"

I whispered to Dib. "What she was saying was 'are you dating anyone.'"

"Oh. No, I'm not!" he said.

"You so need to grow up. How old are you anyway?" I said.

"I'm 15! And why would you say that I need to grow up?" Dib asked.

"Because you know nothing about anything!" said Fiz

"Then how can I prove that I know something. I know lots about you're race from studying Zim at skool." He said proudly.

"I have an idea." Fiz said, she had a big grin on her face. Then she giggled. "You can go out with me!"

"What?" Dib and me said together.

"That's right!" she said. "How about later today?"

"Well." he started.

"Don't tell me that you haven't dated anyone before."

"Of course I have!" he lied. "I'm going to prove it."

"Okay, I'll meet you later." Fiz said.

Fiz left the room.

"What am I going to do, Viz?" he asked.

"Well, I know that she knows that you haven't gone out with a girl before. She was just making an excuse to go out with you."

"Why would she do that?" questioned Dib.

"Duh, she really likes you. Liz does too but you haven't seen her since she went to study on the Massive. But Liz isn't really you're type. She said-"

"So what should I do on the date?" said Dib cutting me off.

"Just be yourself. She's not testing you or anything."

'Well that's good to know."

Suddenly there's a knock on the door.

I pushed a button on my desk that had a camera that saw outside my door. I saw Uncle Purple. There was a person behind him but I couldn't really see who it was.

"Come in!" I said.

Uncle Purple came in and following him was a man my age that I wasn't familiar with.

"Hello Uncle Purple. Who is that?"

"Don't you remember me?" the man asked. "I'm Nur."

Then I remembered. He was a boy that wanted to marry me when we were younger but I always turned him down even though he's handsome and rich.

"Why are you here?" I asked. I haven't seen him for years.

"Well, since you are going to be Tallest, I thought that you would be very stressed out and everything because you are about to rule a planet and everything. So I decided to visit for a while." Nur smiled at me.

"Well I think I'm going to get along just fine with help from my friends and family but thank you anyway." I didn't really want to get into anything with him.

"Hey, I have an idea!" said Uncle Purple. "Why don't you two go out tonight and have some fun. I know a great restaurant."

"Well, actually." I tried to think fast. "I already had plans for later today."

"Oh yeah?" asked Nur.

"Yeah. Fiz, Dib, and me were planning on going out. Isn't that right Dib?" I asked with my eye twitching a little.

"Yeah! We were all going to this place. Well, I don't know where exactly because I'm not from this planet and I'm just going with Fiz and Viz cause they probably know a fun place."

"Yep," I said, "So we can't possibly have plans tonight."

"Well," said Uncle Purple. "Then what about tomorrow night?"

"Um, I'm not doing anything . yet." I said.

"Great!" Said Nur. "Then we'll get together tomorrow."

Before I could say anything else, Uncle Purple left to show Nur where he would be staying.

"Well, I'm gonna go meet Fiz." Said Dib.

"Okay, you go have fun. And remember to be yourself and don't do anything that would make you look stupid." I said.

"You got it!" said Dib.

Dib was walking towards the door when he tripped over Vir.

"Ouch! What was that doing there?"

"Oh, I forgot I left Vir there. Since I'm gonna be tallest I don't really need a SIR unit anymore. So I just left him wherever."

"Okay," said Dib rubbing his head and looking at the floor. He was just about to leave when I got an idea.

"Wait, you take Vir, Dib."

"Why would I need-" Dib started. "Oh, it would help me defeat Zim, right?"

"Um, sure. But I also just thought you could use a friend."

"Sure, well, I'm gonna be late if I don't go now." He said picking up Vir. He ran away.

I closed my door and then turned my attention to all of my mail. Then I went to my intercom and called Yali.

"Yali, do you think you can get rid of all my mail so no one can send anymore?"