It was an average day in Paris. Well, as average as Paris got anyway with a akumatization happening every week. The science fair was coming up and Max, the smart little shit he was, finished his a week before it was due. He was showing it off to his classroom.
"Behold, the Fantastic Addition Personality machine!" Max said, ripping off the curtain, revealing the machine he built. It was a massive computer connected to a tube, a tube big enough for someone to stand in it. Everyone applauding.
"What does it do?" Adrien asked in awe.
"Quite simple! Max replied. It switches up personalities! You take someone's DNA, like a strand of hair, the machine will scan the DNA and determine the person's personality! Then, there will be someone standing in the tube and it'll give the personality from the DNA to the person inside of the tube!"
"Maybe you can get Ladybug's DNA and give it to Marinette so she can finally talk to Adrien LMFAO!" Chloe laughed. Marinette growled at her.
"So the machine is called the FAP machine!?" Nico chuckled.
Suddenly, Ms. Bustier walked in. "Have y'all seen the art teacher? I can't find him anywhere?"
"Hey, Ms. Bustier, could you provide a demonstration?" Max asked.
"Sure, as long as it doesn't take to long." Ms. Bustier said. She walked over to the FAP machine.
"Here, stand in the tube!" Max said. Ms. Bustier stood in the tube.
"Now, may I have someone's DNA?"
"Here! Have Adrien's!" Chloe said, handing him a blonde strand of hair. "It was left on my jacket when he hugged me this morning."
"Thanks Chloe!" Max said and put the strand into the machine. The machine started up. Lights and weird noises came from the machine and a light consumed Ms. Bustier. Suddenly, the machine started smoking.
"What's happening!? Ms. Bustier asked. She tried to run out of the tube, but the tube was locked. It wouldn't open because it was locked.
Suddenly, the machine burst into flames and blew up. Everyone dove behind a desk as the room was engulfed into flames. The sprinklers came on and put out the electrical fire.
"Nice science project, you retarded nigger!" Chloe growled at Max as everyone got drenched in fluids.
"Is Ms. Bustier ok?" Ivan asked. They appeared over the table and saw Ms. Bustier's dead body.
"NOOOOOO!" Tikki screamed as she ran over to the corspe.
"Wait, Marinette, the dead body is moving!" Rose gasped. Marinette gasped and took a few steps away from the body. The body arose. She wasn't dead.
"Are you ok?" Nico asked.
"Uhhh... what am I wearing?!" Ms. Bustier asked. "This shit look wack!" Ms. Bustier took off her suit jacket and pants, leaving her in her bra and panties. "Hol up. I look like a poor person. Lemme go change! Everyone, be in class in 15 minutes!" She walked out the room.
"Uh... I guess she didn't die." Sabrina said sarcastically. "That's good I guess."
"I think we should clean this up." Alex said.
"You can! I won't since I didn't make that machine go all Boston Marathon! C'mon Sabrina!" Chloe said and left.
"You guys go on. It is my machine after all. I can clean it up!" Max said to everyone. Everyone left.
Everyone got cleaned up and walked into class.
Marinette and Alya walked in together. Suddenly, Ms. Bustier walked in.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Tikki screamed.
Ms. Bustier was her hair down, a sleeveless graphic tee that said "PUBLIC ACCESS" with an arrow pointing to her where his coochie is and the shirt let her tits hang out, tape in the letter x covered her nips, a slutty skirt that covered the top half of her freckled ass, showing she was wearing a pink thong, fishnet leggings, and knee high squeaky skin tight boots that had platforms underneath them.
"Good morning guys and gals and nonbinary pals! Today we will learn about Joan of Arc!"
"Ms. Bustier, what the hell are you wearing!? You look like a clearance prostitute!" Chloe yelled at her.
"Quiet Chloe!" She said. "Now Kim, where was Joan born?"
"uhhh... Paris?" Kim answered shyly, trying to resist the urge to jack off to Ms. Bustier.
"Incorrect, it was actually- oops!" Ms. Bustier said. She dropped the chalk she was holding. She bent over slowly, giving the class a view.
"I-I need to use the restroom!" Juleka said and ran out the room. Kim pretended to try and get a pencil out of his pocket, instead he was jacking off. "Since you didn't know the answer, you need to stay behind after class." Ms. bustier said.
"That explosion must've fucked her up horribly!" Sabrina said to Chloe.
"Actually it could be the hair strand!" Chloe said back. "I just remembered that before Adrien hugged me, I saw the local stripper giving someone homeless person a rimjob! The guy farted in her hair and hair strands flew everywhere!"
"Oh."
"What?" Adrien asked. "So we gave her the personality of a fucking prostitute and not me?" Adrien asked.
"Yeah, I guess so." Chloe said.
"We should see if Max can reverse this!"
"The machine blew the fuck up!" Chloe said.
"Still!"
The class bell rang. Everyone got up and left. Adrien, Chloe, Sabrina, and the blue one ran to Max. Kim stayed behind.
"Since you don't know where Joan was born, you will fail the class!" Ms. Bustier said to him.
"WHAT! Over one question!?" Kim gasped in shock. "IF I FAIL, I WON'T BE ABLE TO COMPETE!"
"There's one thing you can do!" Ms. Bustier chuckled.
"What?" Kim asked, already knowing she was going to ask him to fuck her.
"Drink this."
"Oh. I thought you were going to... never mind." Kim said. She handed him a small cup with fluid in it. Kim drank it. "What is this?"
"Tequila!" Ms. Bustier chuckled wickedly.
Kim gasped and ran full speed for the door but ended up becoming unconscious. He flopped to the ground. Ms. Bustier chuckled. She dragged him to a table and threw him on it.
"I always wanted to do this!" She said and began taking off his pants. Suddenly, Juleka walked back into the room.
"Ms. Bustier, what are you doing?" Juleka asked.
"Shit! Uh, nothing darling!" She replied in a country accent.
Seeing Ms. Bustier tits turned Juleka on. It looked like she was pissing herself but instead it was her own arousement soaking her pants. Juleka was a dyke so she thought Ms. Bustier was hot.
"Ms. Bustier, may I join in?"
"Of course Darlin!" Ms. Bustier said. "First help me tie my down before he wakes up again!"
"Max! Is this explosive piece of shit working again?!" Chloe cursed.
"NO! I just finished cleaning up this place!" Max argued back.
"You must hurry!" Marinette said. "Ms. Bustier is acting weird and shit!"
"She's acting like Adrien is she not?"
"NO! SHE ACTING LIKE A HOE!" Chloe shrieked.
"Well, I'm working as fast as I can!"
"Jesus fucking christ!" Chloe cursed silently.
"I think we should keep Ms. Bustier in one place. So she can't cause more problems." Adrikins suggested.
"I'll go get her!" Sabrina said.
"Good because I wasn't going to!" Chloe said.
Sabrina jogged to Ms. Bustier's class. She opened the door and shrieked.
Kim was tied down to a table and Ms. Bustier and Juleka were rubbing their vaginal flaps against his medium sized penis! The tape over Ms. Bustier's titties were gone and they had black lipstick kiss marks over them. Sabrina took out her phone and began recording so she could expose them.
"NO! PUT THAT AWAY! LEAVE US BE!" Ms. Bustier shrieked at her. The police ran in with guns drawn. They began shooting at Juleka and Ms. Bustier. Ms. Bustier, who was completely naked, did a triple back flip out the window with Juleka. Kim was killed by the police. The police left.
"What was that noise?!" Marinette said, running to the classroom.
"Ms. Bustier and Juleka jumped out the window!" Sabrina said.
"KIM!" Marinette cried and ran to untie him. "KIM! Are you ok!?"
"Yeah! Thanks for scaring them off Sabrina!" Kim said, putting his clothes back on.
"We need to find her!" Sabrina said. The two ran to the window and searched for her but they couldn't find her.
"She's LOOSE IN THE SCHOOL!" Marinette said. "We need to find her!"