Chapter 3: Great Tech City! The Great City of Technologies and Riches!
The Smashers are riding on the tour bus and seeing the wonderful sights of the city.
"Wow! This city is so beautiful!" says Pikachu.
The whole city is well designed and filled with all sorts of beautiful monuments and stuffs. There are children playing happily in the playground, markets that sell lots of things, wonderful street side shows, and also beautiful ladies and handsome men.
"Hey look! A flying car!" points out Samus. Indeed, there is a car that is hovering a few inches above street rather than traveling on wheels.
"This place sure has greater technology than anywhere else!" says CF. He sees some kids riding hover boards across the sky. "Those sure look fun to try!"
"Wow! I can smell the foods coming from the restaurants!" says Yoshi. "I can't wait to give them a try!"
"Theez will be a good-a place to buy gifts for Luigi and Peachy!" says Mario.
"Wow! I wanna play now!" exclaims Pichu.
"I never knew that this world has such beautiful place!" exclaims Pit.
"Sure is an interesting place," says Marth.
"The travel agent was right when he suggested me this place!" says Wario. "I'm gonna spend until I'm content! I have lots of money anyway!"
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Soon, the bus arrives at their hotel and they all check into it. "Wow! A 6 star hotel! Can you imagine it?" asks Samus.
"This is one of the top 3 hotels in the world," says CF. "They say its service is way too good."
They each check into their rooms and are amazed at how well the rooms are decorated. It's almost like a president suite! Pichu jumps onto the bed and bounces up and down on it. "Weeee! The bed is so soft and bouncy!"
"Mamamia! I feel like a king!" says Mario.
Yoshi opens the refrigerator and sees all kinds of snacks and drinks inside. "Yoshi! This is so awesome!"
Wario sits down onto a large, soft sofa and relaxes. "Ahhhh… This is life!"
Marth walks to the balcony and watches the beautiful city sight before him. "Such a beautiful place… What can go wrong in a place like this?"
And so, everyone enjoyed the first stay at the hotel…
This hotel is also filled with lots of recreational activities to do, like a fitness center, massage, sauna, and even a swimming pool. Yoshi, Pikachu, Pichu, and Mario are swimming around happily. Samus is having a massage and relaxing.
Wario, Marth, and Captain Falcon are at the fitness room, doing extensive exercise. CF is running on the jogging machine, and he has the speed set to max and is running madly on it. Wario is lifting a 5-ton weight with a bit of a hard time, but he eventually found it easy. Marth is also doing weights. "Always exercise the body and mind," Marth says to himself. "That is the way to become stronger."
CF steps down from the machine and says, "Phew! That was good exercise! They sure prepared a lot in this hotel! I think I'll go jog around the garden."
This hotel also has a large garden, almost making it look like a wild flower field. He jogs around the garden and plans to run at least 20 rounds too. Talk about really extensive training…
Pit is taking a walk around the garden, admiring the beauty of the world below the clouds. "What a beautiful sight!" he says. "Though not as beautiful as the world above, it's still a very breathe-taking view down here."
"Hey Pit! Enjoying your stay here?" CF asks him as he runs pass the area.
"I'm enjoying it very much, Mr. Falcon!" says Pit. "What are doing?"
"I'm training myself. One must always keep the body fit and strong."
"Don't push yourself too much, Mr. Falcon. Too much work can tire you out."
"Don't worry about me. I'm the kind who can take whatever is tossed at me! Wait and see me become the strongest man in the world!"
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At the swimming pool…
Mario and Yoshi are having a swimming race around the pool. The first person to swim 5 laps first wins. Mario is trying his best to surpass Yoshi, but he can't, as Yoshi swims very fast by kicking against the water like a propeller. Soon, Yoshi beat Mario in the race. "Looks like I won!" says Yoshi.
"You sure are good-a!" says Mario.
Wario walks into the area and says, "Ha! The so-called great Mario can't beat a dinosaur in a swimming race? I thought you're supposed to be the greatest, eh?"
"How about-a you? Can you even beat-a me in a swimming race?"
"Oh yeah? You bet I can! Watch!" Without even changing into his swimming trunks, Wario goes for a jump into the pool. He lands into the water very hard and makes a big splash.
SPLASH!
"Hey? Where's the water?" asks Wario, who is sitting on the pool floor.
"The water went-a out when you went in," says Mario, who is standing very wet by the pool. "You need-a a diet."
"Man… No more water…" cries Pichu.
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That night, they are having a great dinner at the hotel's café. "This hotel sure prepares good food!" says Yoshi as he brings in his 6th helping.
"Don't you think you have eaten enough?" Samus asks him. "If you eat too much, then you'll be too fat."
"It doesn't matter for Yoshi," says Yoshi. "We digest foods very fast so you can't tell the difference."
"Right! I'm fat and I don't complain!" says Wario as he takes a bite of his food. "Fat is good! It keeps you strong and healthy! I will keep on eating until I surpass Mario!"
"Well everyone," says CF. "Enjoying your first time here?"
"Yes!" they all say.
"Tomorrow we're going for a tour around the city," says CF. "So sleep tight tonight!"
To make a long story short, they slept peacefully that night…
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The next day, everyone has woken up and is out touring again. "First we will go to the Game Central," says CF. "They say there are lots of exciting and wonderful games there, and for free also!"
"Really?" asks Pikachu.
"Yep, that's what the travel guide says!"
They soon come to the Game Central. Inside, it looks just like an E3 game exhibition. There are all kinds virtual games and much other high-tech stuffs that are too wonderful to describe.
"Well, let's have fun!" says CF.
"YAY!"
Pikachu and Pichu immediately goes to the children playground and play around on the bouncy stuffs there. CF sees a virtual reality racing game, so he goes to give it a try. "Welcome to Virtual Racer!" says the man in charge. "Would you like to play?"
"Sure! Can you tell me how?" he asks.
"Just put on this virtual visor and sit in this car, and then you're in for a big surprise!"
CF puts on the visors and sits down in the car, and then his surrounding changes. He finds himself in a racing ring with audiences all around him! "Wow! It's like I'm really at a grand prix!" he exclaims.
"Go!" says a voice, and all the cars are off. CF drives after his rivals and ram down each of them. Even these are only virtual images, CF feels like as if he really is in a race.
"Yoohoo! This is as good as real racing!"
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Samus is lurking through what looks like inside an abandoned spaceship. The hallway is dark and the atmosphere is creepy. Suddenly, the wall bursts open and a spaceman holding a laser gun appears and threatens her! "An enemy has appeared!" she says. Samus jumps aside the spaceman's gun attack and she shoots back with her own gun and defeats the spaceman in one shot.
Suddenly, an army of alien appears and comes after her in a large group. Samus jumps into the air above them and shoots down in every direction, killing all the aliens. She keeps on running through the hallway until she reaches a large room with a giant computer in the center. "So that is the mother computer which is causing havoc throughout the world! I must destroy it!" she says. She points her gun at the computer but a force shield deflects the beam. "A force shield!"
Several robots appear from nowhere and fire beams at her, but she ducks down to avoid them. She rushes to the robots and kicks one down, and then performs a roundhouse kick to take down a nearby robot. She jumps into the air and shoots down at several robots, and after she landed, she charges at the nearest robot and punches it hard in the head. After all the robots are destroyed, she tries to shoot the computer again, but the force shield kicks in again…
"I must do something about this shield!" she thought, and then she sees a switch on the wall. "That must be it!" She shoots the switch and the force shield is deactivated, and then she shoots the computer and destroys it. "Mission complete!" Then she takes off the visor she is wearing on her face and her surroundings change back to the game exhibition area.
"Had fun?" the man in charge asks her.
"That was almost like a real experience!" says Samus.
"Hope you come back for more!"
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After enjoying for a while, the Smashers all gather together. "Everyone had fun?" asks CF.
"Yeah! The playground is so fun!" says Pichu.
"Me too!" adds Pikachu.
"Da virtual baseball is very fun too!" says Mario.
"I played the virtual shooting game and I had a great time!" says Pit.
"The virtual eating contest is exciting!" says Yoshi. "You can even taste the foods, even though they're not real!"
"It was good exercise at the virtual swordfight," says Marth.
"Hey, where's Wario?" asks Samus.
Then they hear a loud announcement saying, "Ladies and gentlemen! The virtual fighting competition is about to start! Come and watch this grand event!"
"Let's go!" says CF, and they all go there. They come to a crowd-gathered place and see a fighting ring in the center and there are two odd-looking chairs there too.
"The contestants will be battling each opponent until one of them is the winner! The winner receives a whopping reward of 30 million dollars!" says the host.
"30 MILLION DOLLARS!" exclaims Samus. "Isn't that a bit too much?"
"Because nobody has been able to defeat the final boss yet. The final boss challenges the player who defeated everyone else, and it sure is a tough challenge! Without further delay, let us begin the first match!"
The audiences cheer as the 2 contestants walk into the ring, and one of them happens to be Wario! "Hey! Eet's Wario!" points out Mario.
"Surely he wants the money," says Marth.
Wario and his opponent put on their virtual visors and sits down on the chair, and they find themselves in an empty grass field. "I'm going to beat you good!" says the opponent, who is a kung-fu guy.
"Bring it on!" says Wario.
The kung-fu guy charges forward and throws several kicks at him, but Wario just shrugged them off, and then punches the guy in the face and then proceeds to beat him up until the guy's health decreases to zero. "And the winner is Wario!" says the host.
"That was easy!" he says.
The fights went on and on until there are only two fighters left. Wario once again steps into the ring to confront his opponent, a big, muscular man with short bushy beard. "No one has fought the great Bluto and won!" says the man named Bluto.
"That means you have never met me before!" says Wario.
"You think Mr. Wario can win?" asks Pit.
"I'm sure he can," says Mario. "If eet eez money, then he'll do anything to get it."
The fight begins and the two charge at each other and lock into sumo position. After much pushing back and forth, Wario lifts Bluto up and then slams him back down again.
SLAM!
"Ow!" cries Bluto.
"Butt Slam!" Wario jumps up and slams down on top of Bluto really hard.
"YA!"
Wario then picks him up and jumps into the air. "Piledriver!" He slams Bluto headfirst into the floor.
BANG!
"GAAA!"
And then he hits Bluto with the almighty shoulder bash and sends him flying into the sky.
Back in reality, Bluto is crying in pain. "Enough! That hurts! YAAAA!" Then the chair ejects him out automatically.
"Bluto has lost!" says the host. "Wario is the winner!"
"Yeah! I'm the best!" exclaims Wario.
"Now you shall confront the ultimate final boss! Nobody has ever defeated him yet!"
"Bring him on!"
"Okay, then sit back down on your virtual chair and begin the final battle!"
Wario sits down and puts on the visor again. This time he finds himself in an empty arena with a flashy background. Suddenly, an earthquake occurs and then a man wearing a cool-looking armor and a cape floats down. The man is also wearing a large helmet is spikes on top and his face is covered behind the helmet visor.
"Behold the ultimate virtual reality boss, Game2006!" says the voice of the host.
"Bring it on!" Wario charges at Game2006 and shoulder bashes him, but it didn't do much damage. Game2006 fights back by throwing a powerful punch, but Wario is able to dodge it. "Take this!" Wario then headbutts Game2006 very hard in the chest and follows by throwing several punches at him, and then he lifts up Game2006 and hurls him aside.
Game2006 took quite a damage, but stood back up again and fires a powerful laser beam from his hand. The beam hits Wario and did critical damage to him. "Ugh! You're such a pain!" says Wario. "Take my super move!" Wario runs forward very and uppercuts Game2006 in the chin hard, sending him high into the sky, then he jumps up and grabs him, and throws him downwards again. After Game2006 hits the floor, Wario butt slams him very hard.
BANG!
"Wow! Nobody has ever been able to do such damage to Game2006!" says the host. "Looks like we will have a winner at last!"
Game2006 doesn't have much HP left, but he still stood back up. "You want more, eh?" asks Wario. "I can take on you anytime!"
Game2006 then disappears, and Wario suddenly took lots of damage all over his body. "YAAAAAAAA!"
"It is Game2006'super attack, Game Rush!" exclaims the host. "Nobody has been able to avoid this attack even once!"
Game2006 stops moving around and then punches Wario hard in the stomach, then follows by firing an energy beam at him.
BANG!
"YAAAAAAAAAAA!" cries Wario.
"Oh no! He's going to lose!" says the host.
"I won't lose here! Nobody stops me from getting money!" says Wario. He charges at Game2006 very fast and avoids all the beams he throws at him. Wario reaches Game2006 and punches him REALLY hard in the stomach, and then he grabs Game2006 by the leg and swings him around and around and hurls him away.
Game2006 hits the wall very hard, and Wario runs up to him and pins him onto the floor. He lifts up his fist and slams it down onto Game2006's face really hard. "WARIO HAMMER!"
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
With this, Game2006's HP is finally depletes to zero.
"INCREDIBLE!" exclaims the host. "This is the first time in history that someone has defeated Game2006! We have a winner!" Everyone claps and cheers for Wario at this.
"What-a did I told ya?" says Mario.
"That Wario sure is very strong," says CF.
"It's more like he is motivated by the thought of getting money," says Marth.
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The Smashers exit the Game Central and is very happy. "Ha! I got 30 million dollars! Am I good or what?" says Wario.
"This sure is a lot of money!" says Yoshi. "We better keep watch of it, or else someone might steal it!" Because they have so much money, it has to be put in three separate bags.
"I'm in a good mood today, so spend as you will!" says Wario.
"YAY!"
"Next let's go to one of the main attractions of this place," says CF. "The Otaku Weapon Center! It is most famous for making all sorts of weapons, and they say there are lots of workers with superhuman strengths too!"
"Okay, let's go!" says Samus.
As they go towards the direction of their next destination, a person in black cloak and white mask walks pass them. The moment that person walks pass Samus, he whispers to her, "I am… CP9."
At hearing this, a chill went down Samus's spine. She turns to look at that person and sees him turning around a corner.
Suddenly, Bluto appears in front of them along with a couple of other oddly dressed people. "Hey you! You sure gave me a rough beating back then!" says Bluto.
"What do you want?" asks Wario.
"It's payback time!" says Bluto.
"Wait a minute! You lost fair and square!"
"Right! You shouldn't be complaining about losing!" says Marth.
"Talk later, morons! We are from the Stray Fox, and we will always go for revenge!" says Bluto. "Charge, my men!" The oddly dressed people charge at them with their swords raised.
"Oh yeah? Wanna take on me?" asks Wario.
"Don't bother, I'll handle them alone," says Marth. "Someone should teach a sore loser a lesson." Marth pulls out his sword and easily blocked the their attacks. Then he swings his sword in a circular motion and knocked them all away.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAA!" they cry.
"How dare you beat up my men!" says Bluto. "You'll pay!" He raises his fist and charges forward, but Marth swings his sword at him very hard and sends him flying away. "YAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Bluto has fallen! Everyone retreat!" say the henchmen, and they all run off. "Remember this, you!"
"That was easy," says CF.
"That was a bit shocking," says Pikachu. "I don't wanna encounter them again."
"Um guys… I wanna return to the hotel now," says Samus. "I'm a bit… sick."
"Really?" asks Mario.
"I don't feel like a going… You guys can go there alone if you want."
"Well, if you're sick, then we can go back to the hotel with you and go later," says CF.
"Oh no! Don't ruin your opportunity to go to such a great place! I'll do what I want to and you do what you want to!"
"I really want to go to the weapon center," says Pit.
"See? Pit really wants to go, so you take him along, okay?"
CF shrugs and says, "Oh well… It's odd to get sick at a time like this. But if you insist… We're meet at the hotel tonight." So the others went off without her.
"Hope you get well soon, Ms. Aran!" says Pit.
"See ya!" says Samus. After they have gone a long distance, she looks around her and runs off around the corner…
TO BE CONTINUED…
That was quite a long chapter, eh? How do you like it? The actual plot will begin to unfold next chapter! Also, One Piece fans, saw anything familiar?
And yes, that Bluto is that same villain from Popeye. Don't ask why, but I just wanna use him.
Coming up next chapter: Mr. Otacon and the Superhuman Workers of Otaku Weapon Center!