Good to see that people are looking forward to this story! Those who has been catching up with One Piece should be finding the plot familiar by now, but oh well…

Chapter 5: Angel Abduction! Time to Smash Up Stray Fox!

"Seriously! These moneybags are empty!" says CF. "And furthermore, this isn't even our bag!"

"Who could have done it?" asks Pikachu.

"We lost a total of 20 million dollars!" gasps Marth. "We must get it back at once!"

"What's the ruckus here?" asks Meta-Knight.

"Somebody stole our money!" says Pichu.

"Hey, just a while ago, I spot some Stray Fox lackeys carrying off a winged boy with them," says Popeye, "and they seem to have bags with them also."

"Stray Fox! It's them without doubt!" says CF. "How can we get to their hideout?"

"Their hideout? They live in the warehouse just outside the western exit of the city," says Meta-Knight.

"All right, guys! We're gonna bust those villains for stealing our money and Pit!" says CF.

"Yes!" reply the other Smashers. And then they run off.

-

Meanwhile, at a place called Blueno's Bar in the food lane…

"You make good food, Blueno!" Yoshi says to the bar owner, who is a big guy with an odd hairstyle that resembles a pair of bullhorns.

"Yeah…" replies Blueno.

"But the service is a bit slow," says Wario. "I can understand that you're the only person working here, but you could at least speed up your actions. You even talk slow!"

"I guess I am…"

"All right, I'm too full already! Here's the cash! Thank for the food!" Wario pays Blueno the money and leaves along with Yoshi.

"That was satisfying!" says Yoshi. "Where do we go next?"

"Let's just return to the hotel," says Wario. "I'm too stuffed to move on anymore. The others must've returned by now too."

"Right."

-

The other Smashers are riding in the tour bus, desperately looking for Pit and the money. "Do you see anything suspicious?" asks CF.

"Nothing at all," says Pichu. "I'm trying to hear Pit's cry, but there's none!"

"Perhaps they killed him?" says Marth.

"Don't say such a scary thing!"

"We can't find him if we just keep on traveling like this," says CF. "Let us split up! If you still do not find anything, then return to the hotel and tell Samus about it also."

"Okay!" say the others. The tour bus stops and the Smashers step down and run in different directions.

-

Pikachu and Pichu are running through the streets to look for Stray Fox. "I still can't hear Pit's voice!" says Pichu.

"It will be hard!" says Pikachu. "But we must not give up! Pit will be in trouble without us!"

"Hey! I see a crowd there!"

"Let's go and see."

The two Pokemon run to the crowd and dig their way through it, and they see the attraction there… PIT!

"PIT!" gasp the two Pokemon. Indeed, there lies Pit, all beaten up and dirty.

"What happened to you!" asks Pikachu. "Are you all right?"

Pit begins to cry and says weakly, "I'm so… sorry… I'm so… useless…"

"What's the matter?" asks Pichu.

"They took… the money…"

"Stray Fox, right?" asks Pikachu. "We know that already. We'll go and get back the money and teach them a lesson!"

"I'm so sorry… We had so much… money… Goddess Palutena told me the… importance of money… to the life of people… in this world… I failed to protect… the important thing… I'm so… sorry…"

"Don't worry about that, Pit! You are injured, so don't move around much."

"If only we are big enough to carry you back to the hotel!" says Pichu. "Please stay here while we call the others. We will come back to get you shortly!" And then the 2 Pokemon run off again, leaving Pit on the street.

-

Back at the hotel…

"You mean Samus isn't here?" asks Marth.

"Yeah, she was nowhere to be seen when we returned," replies Yoshi. "I thought she said she wanted to return to the hotel."

"Perhaps she went to the doctor?" says Wario.

"Forget about that now; we have something more important to talk about," says Marth.

"What is it?"

"You'll hate to hear it…"

Suddenly, there is a knocking on the door, and Yoshi opens it. "Hey guys!" says Pikachu as he runs in. "I found Pit!"

"Really! Where?" says Marth.

"I can guide you there!" says Pichu. "I remember it very well where he is!"

"Hold on a second. What on earth happened?" asks Wario. Then Marth tells him about everything. "WHAT!" screams Wario. "THE MONEY IS STOLEN!"

"Curse Stray Fox!" says Yoshi angrily. "They'll pay!"

"Damn right they'll pay! I'm going to crush them all for stealing my money!"

"Guide the way, Pichu!" says Marth.

"I'll remain in the hotel and wait for Samus in case she returns," says Pikachu. "You guys go."

"Okay!"

-

Meanwhile, at a warehouse just outside the western exit of the city…

"So you guys brought back 20 million dollars?" says a man in grey and black suit with a bulletproof vest and a headband around his head. "You sure are impressive!"

"We did, boss!" says Bluto. "We're rich now, aren't we?"

"We haven't had so much money before! Now I can buy what I want! It's all thanks to you guys!"

"Thanks boss!"

"Okay, I'm going to go shopping. You guys can take 5 million dollars and spend on whatever you want." The man tosses some money to his men so they can get it.

"Thanks a lot, boss!"

The man gets up and carries the bags of money with him and heads out the backdoor. "This sure is a lucky day for me, Solid Snake!"

After he left, Bluto says to everyone, "Let us party the whole day!"

"YIPPEE!"

Suddenly, the door slams open and grabs their attention. They turn to the door and see Pit standing there! "You! Return me the money!" yells Pit in a loud voice.

"It's that winged boy from before!" they say. "What's he doing here?"

"RETURN ME THE MONEY!"

"Ha! What can you do?" laughs Bluto. "You got beaten up by us earlier! You're so weak!"

"RETURN IT AT ONCE!" Pit readies his bow and shoots an arrow at them, but they are able to avoid it.

"You wanna fight? Get them boys!"

The Stray Fox guys charge at Pit and start beating him up. Then the backdoor opens and Snake stick his head in. "Who shouted just now?" asks Snake.

"Someone barged in andisattackingus, because we took his money," says Bluto.

"Oh really? Take care of him then." Then Snake leaves again.

"Wait!" cries Pit. "Give back the money! DON'T GO!" But the baddies beat him up even worse and laugh and spit at him. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

-

"But he was here a moment ago!" says Pichu.

"Where might he be?" wonders Marth.

"Hey guys!" shouts the voice of CF as he comes running towards them along with Mario.

"Found-a anything?" asks Mario.

"We did," says Marth, and he tells them everything.

"So Pit was here earlier but then disappeared?" says CF.

"I see bloodstain on the street too," says Yoshi. "And it seems to be leaving behind a trail too. Pit must've dragged himself along the street."

"Do you think it's possible that he felt guilty for losing the money, so he tried to go and fight them himself?" asks Pichu. The others become concerned at hearing this.

"Then let's go," says CF.

-

Outside the Stray Fox hideout…

CF, Marth, Yoshi, Wario, Mario, and Pichu see a beaten up and bloodied Pit lying on the ground. Yoshi sniffs him and says, "He's still alive, but totally out of consciousness. He really must've tried to fight them himself, but…"

CF cracks his knuckles and says, "Well, time to do what we have to do now. We'll avenge for you, Pit."

Wario grits his teeth angrily and fumes from his nose because he is really mad. Mario adjusts cap and let it shadows his face. Pichu growls and emits electricity around his body. Yoshi bares his teeth and growls fiercely. Marth says nothing but takes out his sword and readies it.

Then the 5 of them walk in a side-by-side straight line towards the direction of the hideout. "Let us beat them all up," says CF, and the others reply with a nod.

-

Inside the hideout, the Stray Fox people are eating and drinking happily. "Ha! You lose!" says a guy to another guy. Apparently, that guy lost to the others in a card game. "Go buy us more foods and drinks from the store!"

"Hahaha! I'll get you next time!" says the guy cheerfully as he gets up and heads for the door.

"All right! Let us continue the game!" says another guy.

Suddenly, they hear an explosion and that guy who just got up and went to the door is sent flying back in. He crashes onto their table and passes out.

"What the!" gasp the others. They turn to the door and see the 5 Smashers there! "Who are they?"

"It's those people from before!" gasps Bluto. "And also the friend of that winged boy!"

"So they have come to claim back the money, eh?" says a big guy as he puts on an armored suit. "What can you guys do? We have a total of 50 people here. Do you think that the 5 of you can take on us?" The Smashers just remain silent and stare at them angrily.

"Right! You guys are nothing but shrimps when pitted against all of us!" says Bluto. "Now that you're here, you're not going out alive! HAHAHAHAHA!" The others also laugh and jeer at them.

The big, armored guy walks towards the Smashers and says, "Bring it on, doofus!"

CF angrily charges forward and pulls back his fist. "Falcon…"

"You wanna punch me? Don't make me laugh! Even a tank cannon cannot destroy this armor! Hahahahaha!"

"PUNCH!" CF thrusts his fist forward and hits the armor hard, creating a fiery explosion, and the guy's armor breaks into pieces and he is sent flying backwards.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"What the! The armored is destroyed!" gasp the others. CF turns to them and glares at them angrily.

"Ugh… Calm down… Don't get too angry," says Bluto. "We… We… Um… LET THEM HAVE IT!" The Stray Fox people bring out large cannons and begin firing cannonballs at them.

Pichu lets out a bolt of electricity and fires at the cannonballs, making them explode in midair.

"WHAT?"

Marth charges at a cannon and slashes it very hard, and to their surprise, the cannon breaks in half!

"BUT THE CANNON IS MADE OF IRON!" they gasp. "What frightening powers they have! RUN!" And they quickly make an escape through the backdoor.

Wario runs forward and grabs a guy and says, "Nobody can escape me when I'm angry! Wild Swing Ding!" He picks up the person by the legs and swings him around and hurls him at the others, knocking them down.

"Make a run for the window!" they cry. But Mario hops into the air and stomps them one by one on the head and knocks them out.

"YAAAAA! Quick! To the second floor!" they cry. They head for the stairs, but Yoshi changes into a large egg and rolls at them.

"EGG ROLL!" he shouts. He knocks them all down like a bowling ball hitting a bowling pin.

"Wait! Calm down!" says Bluto. "We know what you're here for! You're here for the money right? I'm sorry to tell you that our boss Solid Snake took the money for shopping. Even I don't know where he does his black market business, so there is no way you can get the money now! No matter how much you beat us up, you can never get what you want!"

"We don't care whether we get the money back or not for now," says CF. "We just want to teach you all a lesson for hurting our friend. We will tear you into pieces and leave no remains."

"That's so scary!" gasp those guys.

"Wrong! We are the ones who aren't supposed to leave any remains of the opponent!" says Bluto. "C'mon! Be brave and get them, men! There are only 5 of them!

"YES!" They grab their weapons and charge at the Smashers to fight them. But the Smashers are much more powerful and overcome the Stray Fox people, beating them up one by one.

CRASH! POW! BANG! KABANG! KABOOM!

"FALCON PUNCH!"

"YAAAAA!"

"Zap Cannon!"

"ZAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"EGG ROLL!"

"WAAAAAA!"

"SHOULDER BASH!"

"HELP!"

"Shield Breaker!"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Super Fire!"

"YEOW!"

CRASH! POW! BOOM! ZAP! CRACK! KAPOW!

The beatings are so violent that it shook the entire warehouse, and soon, the warehouse explodes…

KAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

-

The warehouse is now in ruins, and the Stray Fox people are all beaten up and scattered everywhere, but the Smashers themselves are totally unharmed and without a scratch either.

"Well, what's next?" asks Marth, who is standing outside the ruins of the warehouse along with the others.

"Snake probably won't be coming back for a whole day," says CF. "Plus, he probably spent up the whole money either. It's worthless trying to beat him up now."

"Even so, I want to crush him for stealing my money!" says Wario angrily.

"Let's-a go back to da hotel first," suggests Mario.

"Yeah, and we need to treat Pit too," says Yoshi.

"Furthermore, Samus isn't at the hotel too, and I'm worried about her," adds Pichu.

"Well, let's go back to the hotel," suggests CF. They go and carry Pit and together return to the hotel.

TO BE CONTINUED…

Beating up Pit doesn't mean that I hate him; it is essential for the plot of the story.

Now the REAL plot will begin next chapter, and things will grow darker and darker too. Be prepared for it!

BTW, Blueno is another character from One Piece.

Coming up next chapter: Otacon is Shot! Chaos in Great Tech City!