Chapter 4: Wabbit Season!
A humble sloop dropped anchor off a small island. Three young women made their way to the shore, their long ears twitching in the wind.
The first had long brown hair down to her waist, with matching brown eyes, and fur on her ears the same color. She wore a cropped brown jacket, with golden cuffs and belt. A box hung off the back of her belt.
"Ummm, are you sure this is the place?" Velvet Scarlatina hesitantly asked, in a vaguely Australian accent.
The next woman turned. She was fully covered in white fur, with the exception of neck-length blonde hair. She wore a small orange dress and brown boots. For her weapon of choice, a clawed gauntlet surrounded each paw.
"Uh-huh! It was just a right turn at the reef," Carrot the Mink cheerfully recalled.
The third woman was barely listening. Now this woman, her legs were the greatest legs in the history of legs! Packed with muscle while still being attractively curvy. It is no exaggeration that her thighs saved lives…and tore off heads too…but lives saved! A perfect dark-skinned complexion glistened with a tinge of sweat from the hot, summer air. Her toned, strong arms were crossed over a well-endowed bosom. Silky smooth white hair fluttered behind her white leotard, which was all she was wearing with the exception of oversized shoes. It was barely enough to hide the succulent abs you could grind meat on…
"OCEANLORD!" Rumi 'Mirko' Usagiyama hollered at her admirer. "Quit with the simping! On with the show!"
"But I still haven't gotten to your radiant eyes…or your heart-stopping smile…or that ball of floof right over your…"
"Keep going and my foot will be 'heart-stopping'!"
"Yes ma'am."
Ah-hem! Anyway, our intrepid rabbit-girl adventurers scoped the island.
A ways in, they ran across a cave.
A pack of Samebito were advancing. For now, the three girls kept to cover.
"Alright…this is one of Cipactli's deadliest servant's domain," the apparent leader declared. "Keep your eyes open!"
The dozen soldiers advanced.
And then…something came out.
A small, completely white rabbit hopped into the light. It did that cute little ruffling as it cleaned its face.
"Aww…one rabbit stew, coming right up!" One Samebito boasted.
"Eee..."
"AAAHHHH!"
And that Samebito was headless now.
"Oh my god!" Velvet shrieked at the bloodstained rabbit.
"CHARGE!" The Samebitos rushed the White Rabbit of Caerbannog!
"Eee…eee!" The Rabbit charged at all of them.
In not even 5 seconds, all the Samebitos had lost their heads.
Then, after shaking some blood off, the Rabbit turned to the three ladies.
"Well shit," Mirko surmised.
"Eee!" And it lunged!
"AAHH!" And Mirko PUNTED it like a Football back into the cave! Keep in mind this is a kick that regularly makes craters.
"Eee!" And the Rabbit started casually hopping back towards the girls, not even fazed.
"Electrical Luna!" Carrot threw a concentrated ball of Electro at their fearsome foe.
The mighty Rabbit would not be deterred by such a paltry display of power.
"Rumi…can you kick it away again? I've got something that might work!" Velvet unlocked her box, revealing her Anesidora, an old-fashioned camera that could create hard-light copies of any weapon she's photographed.
The unbelievably sexy Pro-Hero began spinning in place, and sent the Rabbit flying again.
"It's ready," Velvet recreated a little something they encountered when they gave the slip to a particularly psychotic flying crew. It was a white figure, with a bulbous body, large wings, and a simplistic face.
"Now kick this at him!" Velvet urged.
Without question, Mirko did so.
"RUN!" Carrot grabbed Velvet, and she and Mirko bounced away as FAR as they could.
"BOOOM!"
The explosion leveled the near-entirety of the island, with the edge of the shockwave knocking the girls off their feet once they landed on the beach.
Once the dust began to settle, the three women saw it! The Rabbit was STILL ALIVE!
Granted, it was scorched and limping.
Taking a chance, Carrot stepped forward, stretching out a hand.
"You know what we can do. If we heal you, do you promise not to cause any more trouble?"
The rabbit paused…and nodded.
"Alright, may I pick you up?"
Another nod.
Carrot brought him up, and cradled him.
In response, Mirko glowered. "You've gotta be shitting me."
Velvet shrugged. "Least he's cute."
And so the crew of three, became four!
A.N. Yeah…have had that crew in mind for awhile! And no…it's NOT just because Horikoshi is a God at making Muscle Waifus! I SWEAR!
Til Next Time…Have Fun! Stay Safe!
