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Chapter 30: Snake the Stealth vs. Fukuro the Silent!
Captain Falcon and Mario are standing in front of a steel door which they found in the basement. "So you saw them went inside?" asks CF. "This door must lead into that pipe I saw."
"Yes, and because you want-a to find-a them, I came and told-a you theez," says Mario.
CF throws a punch at the door, but it won't break down. "This looks very tough… In that case, I will use this move that I thought up of!" Now he has his Hunter Spear tied onto his back the whole time. He aligns it horizontally behind his shoulders, and he says, "Ultimate…" And then…
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"Mamamia!" exclaims Mario. "You broke-a eet!"
"That was nothing," says CF, dusting his hands. "I'm going now!"
"I think-a I'll go help da others," says Mario.
"I'll handle everything from here; just remember to bring the keys later on!" And CF runs into the hallway behind the busted door.
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"Huh? Did I hear something exploding?" asks Spandam.
"One of the Smashers probably broke through the door and is coming after us," says Lucci.
"You gotta be kidding me! There's no way that steel door can be broken, and they don't even know where this place is!"
"One Smasher was following us."
"Then why didn't you go get him?"
"You didn't give out the order."
"Must you always wait for my word? Things like that you can do it by yourself!"
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Elsewhere in the tower…
"Weapon Vest!" Snake opens his vest and fires the bullets from it, but Fukuro uses Soru to avoid them.
"Ha! You cannot shoot with those things! Chapapa!" says Fukuro.
Snake goes after him and tries to shoot him with the bullets, but he eventually ran out. "Dang! Out of ammo!" curses Snake. "I seriously need to stock up on more!"
"You're not getting away from me!" says Fukuro. He dashes at Snake and throws a punch, but Snake quickly roll out of the way.
"Must get to the weapon storage room fast!" says Snake.
Fukuro got in front of him and says, "I told you you're not running from me! Chapapa!"
"Out of the way!" Snake throws a punch forward, but Fukuro uses Tekkai and the hit did not do anything to him. "OUCH!"
"Chapapa! You'll hurt your hand if you hit me while I'm using Tekkai!" Then Fukuro hits Snake with his large, round body and sends him flying across the hallway.
"Ow! I must get him out of my way first!" thought Snake. He takes out off the shoulder pad of his vest and throws it at Fukuro. "Snake Come Backer!"
The shoulder pad flies to Fukuro, who zips out of the attack's way, and they fly back to Snake like a boomerang.
"Like I'll fall for a couple of shoulder pads! You're finished!" says Fukuro as he runs towards him to deliver an attack.
"That's it!" Snake quickly bends down and presses a button on his shoes, and then he lifts up his feet and kicks Fukuro and the kick send the fat guy rolling back a few feet.
"Ow! What was that kick just now?"
"I have turned my shoe into steel," explains Snake, showing him his shiny silver shoes. "Now I can deliver rock-busting kicks on you!" Snake takes off his shoes and wears them on his hands. "Bring it on!"
"Ha! You think a smelly old shoe can do something? Stop making me laugh! Tekkai!"
Snake runs at Fukuro and throws a fist (more like shoe on the hand) forward. "Ultimate Shoes!" The steel shoe hits Fukuro in the face and leaves behind a footprint, and also a nosebleed.
"Ugh! My face hurts! You broke through my Tekkai!"
"Your fake iron is no match for my shoes of real steel!"
"Oh yeah? Take this super fast killing punch, Dugong!" Fukuro throws a quick and strong punch into Snake's face and knocks him away.
"Ow! Take this again! Ultimate Shoe!"
"Tekkai!" But Fukuro got smacked hard in the face again. "Argh! Dugong!" And he punches Snake in the head again.
"Ugh! But your punches are sure weak!" says Snake. "It doesn't hurt at all!"
"Then your punches are flimsy-wimsy!"
"Your punches are flibby-flabby punches!"
"Yours is a crappy-flappy punch!"
"Then you have a silly-nilly punch!"
"Yours is a wimpy-limpy panty!"
"Panty isn't a punch!"
"It sounds like a punch to me!"
Then the two jump at each other and begin beating the crap out of each other (Snake using his shoes).
POW! CRASH! SOCKO! BANG! WHAM! KAPOW! OOF! KICK! PUNCH! POOF! WHACK! SMASH! SPLAT! CLASH! KABANG! THWACK! SCHWAP!
They keep on beating and smashing each other until they unknowingly bust through the wall and end up in the next room.
"Get off me!" cries Fukuro, who is pinned to the floor.
"Die!" says Snake, who is trying to strangle him, but he just couldn't find Fukuro's neck because Fukuro's way too fat and round. Then Snake looks up and says, "What do you know? I'm in the weapon storage room already!" Sure enough, the whole place is placed with guns, swords, ammunitions, and explosives. "Now I must find something powerful enough to blast this guy outta here!"
Just at this moment, Pichu comes running into the room. "Where is the key?" Then he sees Snake and Fukuro in there. "Aaaaaaaah! It's the street thug and a CP9!"
"I'm not a street thug, and I'm on your side!" Snake tells him.
"Don't think I have forgiven you! I'm still angry about what you did to Pit!"
"There's no time to talk about that! Do you want to rescue Samus?"
"Of course I do!"
"Then hurry up and help me get the strongest weapon you can find here and I'll beat this guy up!"
Suddenly, a nearby wall bursts open and Yoshi and Kumadori come crashing in. "Yoyoi! Disappear from the earth, you vile being!" says Kumadori while beating Yoshi with his staff.
"Yoshi! He's tougher than I thought!" says Yoshi.
"It's Yoshi!" says Pichu
"Yoyoi! Die!" Kumadori swings his staff at Yoshi so hard that he crashes through the wall on the other side and ended up in the kitchen!
"Yoshi! That hurts a lot! Oh no! He's coming for me again!"
"Die!" Kumadori jumps forward and readies to hit him with his staff.
There happens to be a large refrigerator nearby, and Yoshi opens the door and Kumadori accidentally jumps straight into the refrigerator, and then Yoshi quickly closes it and locks it (the fridge has a lock). "Phew, I got him…"
"Good job there, Yoshi!" says Pichu.
"Ah! Kuamdori!" gasps Fukuro.
"If you have time to worry about your teammate, why not worry about yourself instead?" Snake asks him.
"If that's what you want, fine! Fukuro Beat Up!" Fukuro runs around Snake in circles and punches him furiously from all directions."
"Ugh! Guess I asked for it!" says Snake as he takes the hits.
"Oh no! I must help him!" says Pichu. "He really is on our side this time!" Pichu grabs a dynamite stick and throws it there. "Snake! Catch!"
Snake got out of the attack and grabs the dynamite. "Thanks!" And he hurls it at Fukuro.
"It's not lighted," says Fukuro.
Snake turns to Pichu and says, "Get me something that can be used in this instant! A gun would do!"
"Then take it!" Pichu throws Snake a machine gun.
"Thanks!" Snake grabs the gun and aims it at Fukuro, but no bullet came out when he pulled the trigger. "There's no bullet!"
"You said you want a gun."
"Give me something that has ammo!"
"Then take this!" says Yoshi, throwing him a bazooka and a cannon shell.
"That should do!" says Snake as he jumps into the air to catch it.
"I won't let you do what you want! Rankyaku!" Fukuro kicks out a wind blade and it hits Snake in the back.
"AGH!" screams Snake, and he falls onto the floor.
"Snake!" gasp Pichu and Yoshi.
"Ha! I got you!" says Fukuro, looking at Snake who is lying on the floor. When he got near the body to check it, Snake suddenly shoots back up and points the bazooka into his face.
"Got you fooled!" says Snake.
"Oh no!"
"Take this!" Snake pulls the trigger and it shoots out a cannon shell into Fukuro's face.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Fukuro is sent crashing through multiple walls until he comes to a stop at the balcony.
"COOL!" exclaim Pichu and Yoshi.
Snake grabs for some bullets and loads them into a small opening on the top part of his vest. "Gotta get prepared for the upcoming battles."
"Oh yeah, we need number 2 key!" says Pichu, and he explains to them Marth and Pit's situation.
"So they need the number 2 key in order to get free?" asks Snake. "They sure increase the problems here."
Suddenly, Fukuro got back up again! "How dare you disgrace me like this! Chapapa!"
"He's tough! He's up again!" says Yoshi.
"Then I'll use this!" says Snake, opening his vest again.
"Guns like that won't work against me!" says Fukuro as he runs towards them.
"These are no ordinary bullets! They are chaser bullets!"
"You mean bullets that go after the opponent?" asks Pichu. "I've only heard of missiles that go after opponents!"
"Snake sure is cool!" says Yoshi.
"Take this! Snake Chaser!" Snake then runs towards Fukuro while firing the guns from his vest, and Fukuro quickly turns around and runs for his life, with Snake chasing behind him. "You can't escape me!"
"You're the one who's chasing!" says Pichu.
"I've been tricked by him!" says Fukuro, and then he quickly zips off using Soru.
"He's gone again!" says Snake.
"Haha! Among the CP9, I am the master of using Soru!" says the voice of Fukuro from nowhere. "I can sneak up on my enemies without a word and kill them very fast, just like an owl hunting its prey!"
"Just like your name implies…"
Note: Fukuro is Japanese for Owl. So Fukuro Beat Up can be translated into Owl Beat Up.
Pichu looks around and sees someone hiding in the corner. "There he is!" And he fires a thunderbolt and zaps the person, who turns out to be Fukuro.
"CHAAAAAAAAA!" shrieks Fukuro when zapped.
"He was hiding over here!"
"Bet he didn't see that coming," says Snake.
"That's it! I'm mad this time!" Fukuro jumps back several steps, and then he starts rolling forward very fast. "Tekkai Ball!"
"Eeks! He's coming!" shrieks Pichu, and he quickly crawls up Snake's face.
"Hey! I can't see!" says Snake, and then he got hit by the incoming Fukuro and together, they three go crashing out the building and plummeting down the chasm!
"Oh no! They have fallen down!" gasps Yoshi. "I must help them!"
CRASH!
"Uh? What's that sound?" Yoshi turns around and sees that Kumadori has escaped from the refrigerator! "Whoa! You ate all the foods in the fridge and became fat!"
"Thanks for the fooooooooooooooooooood!" says a really fat Kumadori.
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Snake, Pichu, and Fukuro are still falling downwards. "I can use Geppou to get out of here!" thought Fukuro, and he begins jumping upwards against the air.
"We're done for!" screams Pichu, who is holding onto Snake's head.
"Not today!" says Snake, and his vest begins expanding, and when big enough, it lets out air and Snake shoots upwards. "Coup de Balloon!"
"Chapapa! I won't let you get up here!" says Fukuro.
As Snake flies upwards, he uses a pistol to shoot Fukuro, but Fukuro keeps on using Kamie to avoid the bullets.
Snake kept on flying upwards until he is in the same level as Fukuro. "Drop down into the sea!" says Fukuro, and he hits Snake on the head and sends him and Pichu falling back down again.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! WE'RE DONE FOR!" screams Pichu.
"Grapple Hook!" shouts Snake, a long chained hook shoots out from the back of his vest and grabs onto one of Fukuro's legs and pulls him down too!
"HEY! DON'T PULL ME DOWN!" cries Fukuro. "HELP!" He desperately uses Geppou to jump out, but it isn't easy as he cannot support many people. "Get off me! It's hard to perform Geppou using only one leg!"
"You better get us to the shore!" says Snake. "I can finish you off here, but I'll fall down there too! If you want to have a fair fight, then we better get back on shore!"
"Right! I don't wanna fall down there!" says Pichu.
"Fine! But as soon as we get onto the shore, I'll finish you!" says Fukuro.
"You think so, owl boy?" asks Snake.
Fukuro keeps on using Geppou to escape from the chasm.
"Okay, I think we're high enough," says Snake. "Let's go to the shore."
"Shut up! I'm going to silence you up right now! Super Cartwheel, Tekkai Ball!" Fukuro begins spinning very fast and shoots towards the roof of the tower. "I'll crush you against the tower!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH! IT'S SPINNING MADLY!" cries Pichu.
Snake quickly releases the grip of the grapple hook and he is tossed high into the air due to the spinning momentum.
"So you escaped your fate, eh?" says Fukuro. "But you are helpless in air! I will finish you!" Then he jumps towards Snake to attack him.
"Oh no! Do something!" cries Pichu.
"Hey mouse! You're wearing the holy Crash Helmet, right?" asks Snake.
"Yeah, it's my Holy Weapon."
Pichu has been wearing the Crash Helmet on his head the whole time, it's just I didn't tell you about it until now.
"So it's gotta be really powerful."
"Of course it should be!"
"Then good!" Snake grabs Pichu and stuffs him into the bazooka that he brought along with him.
"Hey!"
"I'm going to use you as a bullet!" says Snake.
"It's too late to do anything now!" says Fukuro as he got closer.
Snake points the bazooka at Fukuro and then pulls the trigger. "Mouse Crash Bullet!" Then Pichu shoots out of the bazooka very fast and hits Fukuro hard in the body, and because it'sa hit from the Crash Helmet, it's gotta hurt!
BANG!
"CHAPA!"
When hit, Fukuro is sent flying downwards and he also crashes at the base of the tower.
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
And the impact left behind a deep crater, with Fukuro lying unconscious at the bottom and Pichu lying on top of his stomach.
A parachute pops out from behind Snake and he slowly floats down. "Mission complete!"
TO BE CONTINUED…
What do you think of this fight? I hope you like it! I tried to make it as funny and exciting as possible. So anyway, one CP9 is out!
Coming up next chapter: The Power of Life Feedback! Yoshi vs. Kumadori!