The people of GameFaqs are so negative… In the SSBM boards, people tend to ignore me because I like to play against CPU more than human players, and they think I'm a loser who will never improve. I hope nobody here looks down on me just because I play against CPU more. I don't care whether I'm good at the game or not, I only want to enjoy it.
But because of that, it gave me a new inspiration for a new SSB story that I am hatching up in my head. Heh heh!
Anyway, thanks to all who reviewed nicely for the previous chapter! I'll make this battle entertaining too.
Chapter 31: The Power of Life Feedback! Yoshi vs. Kumadori!
Back in the tower, Yoshi and a really fat Kumadori are confronting each other. "You're even fatter than Wario after eating the foods!" says Yoshi.
"I do not need your gratitude!" says Kumadori. "We are here for the battle of our fates! Life Return! Digest!" Then Kumadori turns skinny all of a sudden. "Intake!" Then he turns back to his normal form.
"Whoa! He turned skinny and then back to normal in an instant! How did you do it?"
"A millennium in the sea, a millennium in the mountain! Breathing the mountain air and drinking the morning dew! Mastering the life of a hermit! I have mastered the technique of Life Feedback! I have become one with my whole body, and I send messages to them all! From the hair to the nails to the organs, I can control them all perfectly!"
"Controlling your whole part of the body? I remember Dr. Mario talking about this once. I think he called it bio feedback or something. And this also explains why your hair moves around like an octopus tentacle."
"It is a disgrace to call me an octopus! You shall address me as the manly lion!"
"Right…"
"Hair Bind!" Kumadori's hair stretches forward and tries to catch Yoshi, but he quickly escape from its reach.
"Whoa! If I get caught by that, I'm done for!" Yoshi then charges forward to hit Kumadori, but the CP9 uses Soru to escape.
Kumadori reappears in the air above Yoshi. "Shigan Q!" He thrusts his staff downwards to hit Yoshi, but the dinosaur escaped just in time and the staff left behind a hole on the floor.
"Whoa! The staff isn't even sharp and it made a clean hole!" gasps Yoshi.
"Shigan Q! Q! Q! Q!" Kumadori keeps on hitting with his staff, but Yoshi is able to avoid them all.
"Dang! This move is dangerous!" Yoshi escapes from the attack and throws an egg at Kumadori, but he bats it away with his staff, and then he uses Shigan Q again. Yoshi avoids the attacks and charges at Kumadori. "Dino Headbutt!" He slams hit head against Kumadori hard, but he instantly uses Tekkai to block the hit.
BANG!
"Yeow! My head hurts!" cries Yoshi, holding his head in pain.
"Die!" Kuamdori swings his staff at Yoshi and knocks him away.
"Ya! I must hit him with my Holy Weapon in order to hurt him!"
"Lion Birch Nothingness!" Kumadori somehow made his staff catch on fire and swings it around wildly, making the whole place set on fire.
"Ah! The place is going to burn down!" cries Yoshi.
"Die, you insolent beast!" Kumadori charges at Yoshi and tries to hit him with his flaming staff. Though Yoshi is able to avoid the hit, the fire released from the staff burned his skin a bit.
"Yeow! It's dangerous to have him use fire against me! It's near impossible to get near him too!" Yoshi keeps on running until he comes to a sink. "I'll get water fast!" He opens the tap and quickly drinks in the water, and then spits it at the fire to douse some of them. "That should do the trick!"
Suddenly, Kumadori charges in from the fires and thrusts his staff forward. "Shigan Q!" And the end of the staff hits Yoshi hard in the body and pierces through it.
"YAAAAA!"
"Naught but a chilly wintry wind blows upon my life! No buds of spring but only the great beyond await you! Yet my mercy, my wide compassion grants you the right to bloom and scatter your beautiful crimson petals just once before you go! And when you arrive, please tell my mother this message: I can still kill with the best of them! Now die! Spring Recitation Emotion!" Kumadori thrusts his staff forward forcefully, but Yoshi ducked under it just in time. When the staff hits the sink behind Yoshi, the sink along with the wall shatters into pieces and water bursts everywhere!"
"What the? It made such a destruction!" gasps Yoshi.
"You are a hardy beast! Yoyoi! Praiseworthy indeed! But now is the time for your young petals to fall!" Kumadori turns to Yoshi and strikes him multiple times with his staff.
"Yeow! Yeow! It hurts!" cries Yoshi. "It won't do any good if I don't fight back!" Yoshi evades an attack and swings his Meteor Mace at Kumadori.
"Tekkai Steel!" Kumadori quickly hardens his body and the attack didn't do anything to him!
"What the! Not even my weapon can hit him!" gasps Yoshi.
"Take this!" Kumadori thrusts his staff at Yoshi and sends him flying backwards.
CRASH!
"Yoshi… He's tougher than I thought…"
"Lion Shigan!" Kumadori's hair forms into the shape of fingers and then shoots forward.
"Oh no!" Yoshi wasn't able to escape in time and got pierced many times by the finger-shaped hair.
"Your road of life ends here. Yoyoi!" says Kumadori.
"Ugh… I must hit him with the strongest attack…" mumbles Yoshi. "Level up…" And the spikes on his mace grow longer, and Yoshi slowly stood back up. "This hit better do the job… I'm reaching my limit…" And then Yoshi runs towards Kumadori while spinning the mace above him. "I'm going to copy what I saw that big guy from the courthouse did!"
"You are tough, young man. Lion Shigan!" Kumadori forms his hair into fingers again and shoots them forward.
Yoshi runs in a wavy path and avoided some of them, but still got pierced by some. "I must hit him with this! Eat my egg!"
"You cannot hit me! Tekkai Steel!"
"Hard-Boiled Uovo!" Yoshi slams the mace forward and smashes Kumadori hard in the body.
Note: Uovo is Italian for Egg.
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
"GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screams Kumadori as the attack left behind a large gash across his body, and he flies backwards and drops onto the floor.
Yoshi drops on his knees and mumbles, "Fall now… That's the strongest attack I could think of…"
To his shock, Kumadori got back up again! "Ah! A worthy opponent you are!" says Kumadori as he coughs out blood. "But… but…" He charges at Yoshi and kicks him away.
"YOSHI!"
"But I am a manly lion who will let my roar echo throughout every corner of the world!" yells Kumadori loudly and madly. "It is not possible for the king of beasts to fall before his prey!" He continues to beat up Yoshi and trashes him around wildly.
SMASH! BANG! POW!
"YOSHI! HELP!"
"Rankyaku Lotus!" Kumadori sways his hair against the air and it shot out several wind blades that cut Yoshi several times.
"Ugh! I'm done for!" cries Yoshi as he collapses onto the floor and full of bloody cuts. "I'm really done for this time…" Yoshi was about to give up his life when he spotted an apple lying next to him. "An apple… It's so red and shiny… It looks so healthy… It is just like it's telling me to eat it…" Then Yoshi starts to remember how Samus wants to be rescued by them, just like how this apple is begging to be eaten. "Samus is in danger… I must not give up! I must rescue her!" Yoshi sticks out his tongue and eats the apple, and then slowly gets back up. "I must defeat him!"
"You foul insolent fool!" says Kumadori. "Lion Birch Nothingness!" His staff emits fire and then he swings it at Yoshi. Yoshi quickly jumps into the air to avoid it.
"Crushed Egg Salad!" Yoshi brings the mace down on top of Kumadori and strikes him on the head and successfully scores a hit.
"RAAAAAAAAAAA! A LION WILL NOT FALL TO HIS PREY!" Kumadori begins to go wild and swings his staff around and around and also bats Yoshi around.
"Ya! I must not give up!" Yoshi lifts up the mace and spins it around in air. "Thousand Caviars!" The mace then shoots out spikes in every direction.
Kumadori angrily charges towards Yoshi while using Kamie to avoid every single spike, and then he hits Yoshi hard when near.
BANG!
"Gya! He's so tough! But I mustn't give up!" says Yoshi.
"Die! Go to the other world!" shouts Kumadori angrily.
"You're the one who should die! Bhurji Shot!" Yoshi swings the Meteor Mace and it shot out a large ball of energy. It hits Kumadori and blasts him backwards, and then creates an explosion.
Note: Bhurji is a kind of Indian omelet that is cooked with green chili and other kinds of spices.
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Yoshi drops onto the floor and pants heavily. "I won… I've reached my limit already…"
Suddenly, Kumadori steps out from the explosion! "You vile beast, you!"
"Oh no… No… No…"
"It is unlikely for the prey to defeat its predator!" says Kumadori. "It is your time for the mortal journey to hell's cauldron! The offerings given call for return! The broken willow's leaves are crimson! Receive this blessing, crimson one!"
"That does it…" mumbles Yoshi.
"Willow Verse Passion!" Kumadori then thrusts his staff forward.
Just before it hits, Yoshi drops onto the floor out of exhaustion, and the attack misses and hits a couple of gas tanks that happens to be placed just behind Yoshi.
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Outside the tower and at the base…
"Got the key, mouse?" asks Snake.
Pichu climbs out from the crater with Fukuro's key in his mouth. "Next time don't use me as a bullet!" he says.
"Hey, be happy that we finally got rid of him."
"Anyway, this isn't it… It's number 4."
"Hmm… That long haired guy has 3, and the other two doesn't have it also… That leaves only the secretary girl! She must have it!"
"Let's go find her!"
Suddenly, an explosion bursts out from the wall above them.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
And Kumadori is seen flying out from the explosion and into the distance.
"Did you see that?" asks Pichu.
"That looks like that long haired CP9 guy," says Snake. "And what caused that explosion just now?"
"I'm worried about Yoshi. I hope he's all right…"
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At Alias Square, the soldiers are looking at a burnt body lying on the ground. "Without doubt, it's Kumadori of the CP9!" they say. "But how on earth did he fly all the way to here from the Judicial Tower?"
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Back in the tower…
Yoshi is lying all burned up on the floor, and the whole place is ruined and scorched also. "Am I still alive…?" Yoshi asks himself. "This must be hell… Everywhere is so dark… Looks like I wasn't a good enough Yoshi during my lifetime…" He turns to the side and spots a roasted chicken. "Food…" He grabs the chicken and hungrily wolfs it down, and he felt better afterwards. "Ah! Much better! I feel alive again! But still…" He collapses onto the floor and passes out shortly. Whether it was by luck or by skill that he won the battle, it doesn't matter since he made it through alive.
TO BE CONTINUED…
After much struggling, Yoshi won the battle. How do you think this fight went? Let my know your impressions!
Coming up next chapter: Bad News Emergency Broadcast! The Greatest Mistake Ever Made!