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Chapter 35: Do What You Can Do! Wario vs. Jabura!

"Thanks for the help…" Pit says to Wario. "I'm sorry that I couldn't do anything… I am indeed weak…"

"Enough about that, kid!" says Wario. "There are limit to things to what someone can do and what someone cannot do. Trying to fight this guy is too much for you. You should be doing things that you are capable of at the moment. Samus is on her way to her demise, so why don't you just go over and help her instead? What use are your wings when you don't use them? And think of the potential you can have using your bow and arrow!"

"Mr. Wario…"

"All right, I'll handle this guy myself!" says Wario. "You just get your butt to somewhere safe!"

"Ha! I don't care even if I change opponents!" says Jabura. "I will still kill you!"

"That should be my phrase!"

"Let's get out of here, Mr. Pikachu!" says Pit.

"But how about Wario?" asks Pikachu.

"Nobody gets in the way of my fight!" says Wario. "He is mine!"

"He is right; we should go do what we can do at the moment."

"All right, let's go for the passageway Mario spoke of."

"Wait, I want to head to the rooftop first!" And then Pit quickly runs off with Pikachu.

"I won't let you guys go anywhere!" says Jabura as he prepares to go after them.

"Your opponent is mines!" Wario charges at Jabura and shoulder bashes him.

"Tekkai Kenpo!" Jabura holds up his arms in front of him and blocks the attack. "Wolf Bullet!" And he punches Wario away.

BANG!

"Oh no! Wario!" cries Pikachu.

"Trust in him!" says Pit. "He can handle it himself!"

"I should just kill them right now before they go too far!" says Jabura.

"You're not getting away!" Wario quickly grabs him by the tail and swings him into a wall.

CRASH!

"I'm going to beat the crap out of you right now!"

"Wolf Bullet!" Jabura jumps towards him and throws a punch using both hands. Wario quickly blocks the attack, but the force made him fly backwards.

Wario is able to land on his feet, and he runs at Jabura again and throws several punches. "Tekkai Kenpo!" Jabura uses his arms to block the attacks, but he is being pushed backwards several steps by the rapid assault. "Argh! Soru!" He quickly zips behind Wario and tries to hit him with Shigan, but Wario steps aside just in time and grab his arm and then slam him onto the floor.

BANG!

And then Wario jumps into the air and prepares to drop down to butt slam him, but Jabura rolled out of the way in time.

Jabura gets back up and kicks the air in front of him, shooting out a wind blade that bounces along the floor like a slinky spring. "Rankyaku Lone Wolf!"

Wario jumps over the wind blade and towards Jabura, and then swings his fist at his facec. Jabura quickly uses Tekkai at the last moment, and though he blocked the hit, it still pushed him back a bit. "Ha! It doesn't hurt at all!" says Jabura, but in his mind, he is thinking, "Ow! What kind of a punch does he have that can almost break through my Tekkai?"

"That body hardening move of yours is so annoying!" says Wario.

"That's what makes us CP9 undefeatable! And also, I'm the only CP9 that is capable of using Tekkai and move around at the same time! I call it Tekkai Kenpo! I am a walking iron shell!"

"Iron or not, there is nothing that can withstand my fists of steel!" Wario charges forward and throws several wild punches that Jabura keeps on blocking.

When he saw a chance, Jabura swings his hand forward to swipe Wario in the head, but Wario ducked down in time to avoid it and then punches Jabura hard and sent him flying backwards a bit. Then Wario lowers his head and runs forward very fast. "Head Charge!" He hits Jabura in the abdomen and sends him crashing to the other side of the hallway.

CRAAAASH!

Jabura gets back up and growls angrily, "Argh! He's tougher than I thought!" He pounces forward and swipes his claws against the air rapidly and the force sent out from the swipes is able to cut Wario even though it didn't come in close contact.

"That is nothing compared to the punches I gave you!" says Wario as he endures the painful cuts. "Take this! 3 Star Wario Punch!" He winds up his arm three times and then throws forward a strong punch that hits Jabura hard.

POW!

"Ugh! Shigan!" Jabura thrusts his finger forward, and though Wario did avoid it, he still got scraped across the shoulder.

"Take this! 5 Star Wario Punch!" He winds up his arm 5 times and throws an even stronger punch.

"Tekkai!" But Jabura still got smacked rather painfully by the powerful punch.

Wario then jumps at him and grabs him by the neck and begins to strangle him.

"Ack! Let me go!"

"Not until I'm done with you!" replies Wario, and then he headbutts Jabura in the face over and over, and then he flips over Jabura and slams him overhead and onto the floor.

CRAAAAAAAAAAASH!

And then Wario kicks him into the air and as Jabura is falling back down, Wario shoulder bashes him really hard and sent him crashing into a thick wall.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

"Haha! How do you like that?" asks Wario.

Jabura crawls out from the ruins and groans painfully, and then says, "At last… I finally found a worthy person…"

"Finally admit that you lost, eh? But I'm not the kind to let you go just like that! I'll beat you up until you can't talk or stand!"

"Wait! I'll give you the key!" Jabura takes out his key and places it in front of himself.

"What?"

"In reality, Samus is my long lost younger sister! I found out recently, and I actually want to help her!"

"Why didn't you say so?"

"Now that I know you are very strong, you have a chance of rescuing her. Please take this key and rescue my younger sister, please!"

"Well, if you say so, I'll go help her." Wario walks over to the key to collect it, and a sly grin appears on Jabura's face. When Wario bends down to get the key, he says, "If you want to make up a lie, make it more believable next time! Wario Uppercut!" He jumps up and throws a powerful punch into Jabura's chin and sends him flying through the ceiling.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

"Waaaaaaaaaaa…" Jabura drops back down and slams onto the floor hard.

"That's the second biggest lie I've ever heard!" says Wario. "The first being Mario is a better person than I am!"

"Argh…! Why you!"

"And thanks for the key!" says Wario, holding up the key he got.

"Give it back!" says Jabura.

"But you gave it to me, so it's mines!" And then Wario turns around and begins running away.

"Don't go! I'm not done with you yet!" Jabura uses Soru to run after him. Just when he is about to touch Wario, Wario turned around in the last second and smacks him hard in the face. "OW!"

"Why should I be running? I'm not going to run anywhere until I beat you!" says Wario, and then he punches Jabura across the hallway again.

BANG!

"Argh! You have really pissed me off this time!" growls Jabura angrily.

"Head Charge!" Wario charges forward with his head lowered.

"Tekkai Kenpo!" Jabura quickly brings up both his arms in front of him like a shield. But to his surprise, Wario jumped over him instead of smashing him with his head. Wario then kicks him in the feet from behind and knocks him to the floor, then Wario crawls on top of him and stomps him rapidly, and then hurls him across the hall again.

CRAAAASH!

"Haha! I win this time!" says Wario. "There is no way you can defeat me!"

Jabura gets back up yet again and says, "That's it! I'm really going serious this time!" He then gets onto all four legs. "Tekkai Kenpo, Banana Posture! Soru!" And then he begins moving around Wario in a super fast speed.

"Whoa! He's fast!"

"Wolf Area Network!" Jabura then slashes Wario from every direction while moving around him like a high-speed whirlwind, and Wario got slashed rapidly and unable to block.

"Ugh! I can't block this attack!" cries Wario.

"Heavy Wolf!" Jabura then throws a super powerful and fast punch into Wario's stomach, and it made him fly over the second floor balcony and crashing into the wall on the other side.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

"Waaaaaaaaa! He got me good…!" cries Wario in pain.

Jabura jumps over to the other side and kicks out wind blades in the shape of wolves! "Rankyaku Wolf Fall!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!" cries Wario. The 'pack of wolves' hits Wario and creates an explosion that made the wall tumble down on Wario.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

"Hahahahaha! I won! In the end, the predator prevails over the prey!" says Jabura with delight while howling happily.

Suddenly, the fallen wall bursts open and Wario stood back up. "Don't get too happy just yet…"

"Ha! You're still alive? Why struggle yourself to this step? Is it all for rescuing that devil Samus Aran? Why would you pity a criminal like her? Letting your emotions get the best of you during a fight will be your downfall!"

"Unfortunately, I'm the kind of person who gets stronger when rage builds up within me!"

"Take this! Wolfscraper!" Jabura performs a spinning jump towards Wario and kicks him in the face.

"OW!"

"Heavy Wolf!" And then he punches Wario hard and smashes him deeper into the wall. "Rankyaku Lone Wolf!" And he kicks out slinky wind blades and cuts Wario badly.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Ten Shigan!" Jabura thrusts all ten of his fingers forward and hits Wario in the body hard.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Ha! You should die by now!" laughs Jabura.

Wario slowly stood back up despite his wounds. "I told you I get stronger if I get angrier…"

"What! Still alive!"

Wario reaches into his pocket and takes out a garlic. "This is my winning ace. With this, you are done for!"

"What's a garlic gonna do for you?"

Wario tosses the garlic into his mouth and swallows it, and then he begins glowing in rainbow color light!

"What the! What's happening to him!"

When the light died down, Wario is seen standing there with a purple mask of sorts around his head, wearing a pink spandex with W written in the front, and he also has a purple cape tied around his neck. "I am Wario-Man!" says Wario with pride.

THE WARIO-MAN SONG

Faster than a donut,
Tougher than a cardboard!

He is Wario-Man!

He is Wario-Man!
He is the hero
who will save the world
of all its money!

Wario-Man!

Wario-Man!

Wario-Man to the rescue!

He is…

WARIO-MAN!

- lyrics by Wario
- published by Game2002

"You think dressing up as a superhero will make you stronger?" asks Jabura. "Ha! That's hilarious! What do you think you can do?"

"I feel power running through my muscles," says Wario. "Now I am hundred times stronger than before! I will win for sure!"

"Then try to take me down if you can!" Jabura pounces towards Wario to attack him.

Wario quickly throws a punch forward. "Fortis Inflictum!"

Note: That's Latin for Strong Hit.

His fist hits Jabura in the stomach hard and he is instantly sent flying to the other side of the balcony and crashing into the wall.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

"Gaaaa! That hurts a lot!" cries Jabura. "Even Tekkai didn't stop it!"

To his surprise, Wario flies over to the other side and begins hitting him over and over. "Celox Inflictum!"

Note: Latin for Rapid Hit.

POW! SMASH! BANG! WHACK! BAM!

"OW! OW! OW! OW! TEKKAI JUST WON'T WORK!"

Wario then grabs Jabura by the neck and hurls him into the air over the balcony.

"Ugh! What's with him becoming that powerful all of a sudden!" cries Jabura.

Wario flies into the air and towards him. "You're finished this time!"

"Coming for an air battle against a CP9 is suicide! Moonlight Ten Shigan!" Jabura drops downwards with all his fingers spread out.

Wario quickly brings up his arm to block that attack. "There is no way you can defeat me this time! Rocket Inflictum!" He hits Jabura in the body hard and sent him flying higher into the air and hitting the ceiling. As Jabura drops back down, Wario flies up higher than him and above him. "You're done for this time! Take this finishing move!"

"No! Wait! I have enough!" cries Jabura, but Wario smacks him over the face to knock him out.

"Maximus Glutimus Slam!" Wario performs a powerful a butt slam attack on top of Jabura's body and together, they go rocketing towards the floor below.

Note: Maximus Glutimus is the scientific name for Butt.

CRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

There lies Jabura, KO'ed on the floor, which has a really large crack that spreads all across the floor. Wario-Man flies into the sky with his arm folded. "Alas, the evil has been destroyed," he says to no one in particular. "The hero, which is I, shall always return to destroy the evil that will terrorize the money of the world! I am Wario-Man!" And while he is saying this, the background flashes with colorful light and a music similar to Superman's theme also plays. Of course, these are only for dramatic effects.

Suddenly, Wario reverts to his normal costume and the special effects in the background stops playing, and he is drops to the lower floor.

CRASH!

TO BE CONTINUED…

What do you think about pulling out Wario-Man into this? Pretty exciting fight, eh?

Coming up next chapter: The Destructive Power of the Giraffe! Marth vs. Kaku!