"Ryan!" shouted Sharpay Evans, "Ryan, where's my lipstick?"

"How should I know?" his voice floated from the room across the hall.

"You might have taken it!"

"Why would I have taken it?"

"I don't know what you do in your free time!"

"Why do you need it, anyway? We planned on eating pizza all night and watching those movies I rented, remember?"

"Well, Zeke got us tickets to see Emeril Lagasse, LIVE, so I'm going with him."

"But… but… you promised!" stuttered Ryan. The doorbell rang.

"That's him! Buh-bye!" She blew him a kiss and opened the door.

"But I already ordered the pizza!" He yelled and chased her to the door. Her only response was a wave of her hand and a door slammed in Ryan's face. Ryan plopped down on his couch. I'm alone, he thought, again…