I don't own Barney.
Santa slapped Dumb Spidy in the face to wake him up.
"So, are you up to the challenge?"
"Yeah, sure."
"O.K., good. You have to drive into Rudolph's booger base. Be careful, though, because Mucus Men are guarding it."
When Santa Clause was done talking, an explosion occurred.
A Mucus Man stepped out of the mist. He had the shape of a human body, but his skin was green, and covered in slime.
"We must arrest you, Spider-Man," the Mucus Man said, "because you are plotting against your future overlord, Rudolph the all-powerful. You have to come with us!"
"Who is Spider-Man?" Dumb Spidy asked himself.
"Just go! When you are in their prison, find, steal, and destroy the acorn," Santa yelled.
"O.K."
The Mucus Man brought Dumb Spidy into their Secret fortress of doom: The Snot Cell!
A Mucus Man walked Spidy to an interrogation room.
It was dark, which was bad for Dumb Spidy, since he's afraid of the dark.
"Where were you last night?" The Mucus Man asked.
"I'm afraid of the dark, do you have a night-light?"
"Answer me!"
"But I'm not Spider-Man!"
"Aren't you the one who beat the Green Goblin?"
"What's a goblin?"
"Don't play dumb with me, bub! I'll tear your arms off and use them to skewer your body to eat for dinner!"
"Ouch, that'll hurt."
"Yeah, so answer me!"
"But what's a goblin?"
"GGRRRR.."
"Hey, if you don't answer my question, I'll burn your breakfast!"
"Just answer the question, and nobody will get hurt."
"No, I will never answer any of your questions."
"Can you get anymore annoying?"
"I don't know. By the way, what's a goblin."
What a moron. I have to get rid of this guy so no one will have to hassle with his dumbness, the Mucus Man thought.
"Hey, do you want to meet Barney?"
"Um.. O.K.!"