The Mucus man took Dumb Spidy outside.
"Your squishy!" Dumb Spidy said as the phlegm-covered man took him out of the Snot Cell.
This was the first time Dumb Spidy saw the Snot Cell, and it was shaped like a giant nose.
The two went into a stadium. It was very large, and guarded by buff Mucus Men.
"Who are they?" asked Dumb Spidy.
"They are Snot Samurai. Their armor is made of hardened mucus, and is the toughest of booger materials."
"That's weird. So, when can I see Barney?"
"You don't see him, you get eaten by him."
"Boy, the times have changed. So, is he nice?"
"Well, here we are, now go into the stadium and say your prayers."
"It's bedtime?"
Dumb Spidy stepped into the large, open environment. All the Mucus Men were in the stands, cheering:
Barney, Barney, eat that dummy!
Barney, Barney, eat that dummy!
Everything went quiet. A cage was brought into the stadium.
Some Snot Samurai were opening it.
The sides of the cage fell down, squishing them. Out came Barney.
Barney was an 8 foot purple Dinosaur. He had a round head, and a big nose.
"You look funny."
ROAR!
"You need anger-management"
All of a sudden, the dorky beast grabbed hold of Spidy, and brought him into a cave.
"Don't eat me!"
"I wont."
"You can talk?"
"Of course I can, I'm just a middle-age man wearing a costume."
"Oh, Yeah, I forgot."
Barney reached for his head, and took it off. Under it was Barney's real head, the head of a human.
"So your not going to eat me?"
"Of course not. Anyway, I have come to help you. I'm on your side. 1 month ago, Santa asked me to get a magical acorn, and destroy it. So I went undercover as Barney the dinosaur. Santa said that he'll also send a superhero to help me, but are you really a superhero?"
"I guess so."
"Ok. But anyway, I went undercover as Barney and infiltrated the Snot Cell. The Mucus Men catched me and thought I was really a dino. So I ended up here."
"Cool. What's your name?"
"I am BOOGER MAN the booger superhero."
"You're weird."
"Look who's talking."
"Let's work together, Booger Man, and destroy the acorn. Do you know where it is?"
"Yeah. It is in Rudolph's penthouse, in his Mansion."
"He has a mansion?"
"He got paid a lot of money in his acting career."
"O. K. then. Let's work together and destroy the acorn!"
Booger Man and Dumb Spidy got ready for their new mission: infiltrated Rudolph's Mansion!
I own Booger Man, Snot Samurai, and the Snot Cell.