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Dumb Spidy and Booger Man got all suited up in their spy uniforms.
Booger Man went to a chest.
"Is there treasure in there?" Dumb Spidy asked.
"Why will I have treasure?"
"I don't know. But what do you have in there?"
"Weapons."
"Oooo. Like a missile launcher, or a shot-gun, or an automatic shotgun…"
"You don't know anything about guns, do you?"
"What's a gun?"
"Boy, your stupid."
"I'm not a boy, I'm a man!"
"Well, I don't have deadly weapons in here. Well, they are deadly to Mucus Men."
"What are they?"
"I have a snot grapple, that shoots a strand of elastic snot, I have a booger cannon that shoots a booger bomb that explodes on contact, and I have mucus gun, that shoots boogers."
"How are they deadly to Mucus Men if they are boogers?"
"These boogers are human boogers, which are good boogers, and the Mucus Men are made from boogers of an evil reindeer which are bad boogers."
"Wow, you learn something every day!"
"Yeah, like how stupid you are.."
"Hey, what did you say?"
"Nothing."
"O.K., then, lets go to Rudolph's penthouse!"
The two weirdos drove to the mansion.
"How do we get all the way to the penthouse?"
"We use the snot grapple!"
Booger Man shot the disgusting thing to the penthouse. He grabbed onto it, and started to climb up the building.
"This is so cool! This is like the old campy Batman show in the 60's"
"Yeah whatever. Just hold on."
The heroes climbed up half of the way, but then the snot rope began to break.
"Ok. Now just grab onto the building and don't fall.."
It was too late. Dumb Spidy fell 25 stories down onto solid concrete.
"I'm O.K!" Spidy said.
Booger Man also fell, and now the two had to think.
"So how are we going to get to the top?"
"I know! We should take the elevator without being seen!"
"Good idea!"
They stepped in to the door.
Now hum the Mission: Impossible song as they make their way up to the penthouse. Start now.
They crawled on the floor trying to avoid the slimy Mucus Men and Snot Samurai.
This took about 11 hours so I'll just tell you that after hiding, running, walking, and farting, they finally made it to the elevator.
You can stop humming now.
They went in.
When they came out, they were at Rudolph's office. You couldn't see him, because he was sitting in a giant chair turned opposite of our heroes.
"We want the acorn!" Dumb Spidy yelled.
The chair turned and face them and they saw Rudolph.
He had a black robe covering most of his body. He hopped down onto the ground. He walked on two legs.
"So you want the acorn? Well I'll never give you it. I will use it to give me more power!"
"You're so cute.." Dumb Spidy said trying to pet the 3-foot evil animal.
Rudolph pulled out a red lightsabor.
"I'm not cute, I'm a Sith Lord and I am going to use the acorn to take over the galaxy, Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
"That was random."
"Well you already know too much. I will have to kill you! I will bring you to the Snot Volcano tonight and watch you get melted away. Then I'll melt Santa, and then I'll take over the world and get revenge!"
Two Mucus Men grabbed Booger Man and Dumb Spidy and brought them to the Snot Volcano. They were going to drop them in!
Rudolph was as there eager to watch them die.
"Any last words?" Rudolph asked.
Are our heroes going to be dropped into the lava by Rudolph the Sith lord? Or are they going to destroy the acorn and defeat Rudolph?
Find out in the next chapter!