Dumb Spidy and Booger Man where hanging over boiling lava.

"Do you know how to get us out of this trap, Booger Man?" Dumb Spidy asked.

"I have my booger gun. If I shoot the rope, it'll get us out of here!"

"Well, DO IT!"

"OK! STOP YELLING!"

What weirdos. How do they think they could stop me-a Sith Lord! Rudolph thought as he laughed.

Booger Man cut the shot the rope with his gun, and they were set free. Now it was Booger Man and Dumb Spidy against 400 Mucus Men, and a Sith Lord.

"Now what do we do?"

"Roll over them as I fight Rudolph."

"Ok."

Dumb Spidy found some food, and ate, ate, ate as Booger Man went to Rudolph.

"I will defeat you!"

"Really."

Booger Man started to shoot boogers at the Sith Lord but Rudolph just force pushed them away.

This repeated 30 times as Spidy was eating. Finally, Dumb Spidy was so fat, he could roll like a ball.

He rolled over all the mucus men, squashing them on the rocky ground.

It was pretty fun, until Spidy noticed all the snot smeared on his back and that the Mucus Men morphed together to create a giant snot warrior 50-feet tall.

"Wow, this story just gets weirder and weirder." Dumb Spidy said as he charged toward the gigantic beast made of icky slime.

Meanwhile, Booger Man was being thrown around by the 3-foot reindeer.

"No one can stop me! When I use the unknown power in the acorn, I will take over the world!"

"Oh, shut up." Booger Man had his gun pointed at the pint-sized evil wannabe.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Dumb Spidy yelled when he got stepped on by the giant.

Booger Man shot a booger at Rudolph and it knocked the Sith Lord out.

"I'll help you!" Booger Man said as he went to Spidy.

"How in the world will we stop this gross monster?"

"Do you still have the snot cannon?"

"I'm right a head of you!"

Booger Man positioned the cannon at the giant.

He was going to shoot it, but the giant stepped on it.

"Back to the drawing board."

"Oh-I know! You said that human boogers hurt evil, right, well maybe if I blow my nose on the giant, it would die!"

"That plan is just stupid enough to work!"

So then, Dumb Spidy stepped to the giant.

"Hey-go pick on someone your own length!"

"It's size."

"Whatever."

Then Dumb Spidy, using the power that he got from the Dumb Juice, sneezed all over the giant.

The giant melted and the ground was covered in sticky snot.

The two heroes defeated the Mucus Giant! Now all was left was destroying the acorn by throwing it in the lava.

"Not so fast," Rudolph said as he gained consciousness, "I will burn you up using my lighting !"

Unfortunately, he accidentally used it on himself, and he got burned up and fell in the lava.

"That was easy! Now go and drop the acorn in the lava!" Booger Man said.

Dumb Spidy stepped to the lava. The acorn was in his hand.

"Drop it!"

"Never! It's my precious!"

"What?"

"Sorry. I've always wanted to say that."

Dumb Spidy dropped the acorn in the lava and it glowed red and green. Then it melted and burned up.

"Wow! We did it! We defeated Rudolph, the Mucus Men, and we destroyed the acorn! Can this day get any better?"

Then, as fast as lightning, Santa rode to them in his sleigh. He was fat, and as cheery as ever!

"Hop in, this volcano is going to blow!" Dumb Spidy and Booger Man went in the sleigh and Santa rode them back to their homes.