Chapter 6: Moldy Voldie!
"This is an outrage!" Voldemort whined.
"What is an outrage?" asked Voldemort's non-faithful-rat-that-we-all-hate, Peter Pettigrew.
"Bring Lucius to me at once, Pettigrew!" Voldie snapped. "Or suffer my wrath!"
Little Peter jumped to his feet, his fat jiggling as he ran to fetch the famous ex-Slytherin.
As soon as he found Lucius, he groveled at his feet and twitched as was his custom, but eventually persuaded him to accompany him to see the Dark Lord.
"Yes, master?" Lucius said as he entered the room with a low bow to Voldie.
"Lucius!" the Dark Lord whined in a high-pitched voice that was most annoying. It made Pettigrew cover his ears in annoyance. "Your son RUINED my plan!"
"Ruined-?" Lucius began, but Voldie interrupted him.
"HE TURNED HARRY POTTER INTO A CAT!" screamed the Dark Lord, pouting.
Lucius blinked a few times. "But… if harry Potter is a cat, won't it make him easier to kill, my lord?"
"NO!" Voldie protested. "It won't be dramatic! I was supposed to kill him in a big, dramatic, epic battle!"
"I will speak to Draco, my lord," Lucius said with another bow. No one got between the Dark Lord and his drama. He would have to speak to Draco about this grave matter.
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