Tsukira: Because I'm bored, I'm making a random chapter. FMA: All But Herself Omake Theatre! WHOOSH!
all but herself omake theatre: part one: ed's bad day
Ed: AL! Where's my breakfasttt!
Al: Cominggggg!
Ed: Hmm.. This is good. What'd you put in it?
Al: I accidently put in milk..
Ed: -spits out food- WHATT! YOU PUT WHAT INTO MY WHAT!
Al: I accidently put in milk into your breakfast..
Ed: BUT WHY! AHH! THE WORLD IS AGAINST ME! IT'S NOT SAFE HERE! I'M GOING OUT!
Al: Nii-sann! WAITTTT!
The Gay District..
Ed: AHHHH! EVILLL WHITE LIQUID IS AFTER MEE! -crashes into Roy-
Ed: ROY! You gotta help me! You gotta-What are you doing in the Gay District?
Roy: Uhh.. I am not Roy. I am.. His.. TWIN BROTHER! Yeah! I am Ray Mustang!
Ed: Oh.. I didn't know Roy had a gay twin brother.. Oh well. AHHHHH! -runs away with arms in air-
Havoc: WTF was that all about?
Roy: Dunno. But he's onto us! RUN FOR IT!
H&R: -runs away screaming like girls-
The Park..
Ed: AHHHHH! WINRYYY! HELP ME!
Winry: AH! ED DON'T COME HERE! DON'T COME HERE!
Ed: Oh my god.. WINRY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! YOU'RE MAKING OUT IN THE PARK!
Winry: It's not what it looks like!
Envy: What's going on?
Ed: OH MY GOD! AHHHH! THE HORROR IS NEVER ENDING!
The Military..
Ed: SOMEONE HELP ME!
Hughes: What is it, Ed?
Ed: Al put milk in my breakfast, I think Mustang is gay and Winry was making out in the park and-OH MY GOD! Why are you wearing a COW SUIT! And why is there milk all over the place!
Hughes: Oh. I guess Roy didn't tell you that it's Cow and Milk Day today! Everyone has to dress up as a cow and bring milk!
Ed: AHHHH! -faints-
Tsukira: Ne, ne? What'd you think? XDD Now the real chapter four is coming