Yay for long waits. I'm so mean to all of my readers (the few of you). I also realized that the number if gennins in the exam is VERY small, so let's just add a bunch from random villages. I mean, 27 gennins for the whole exam? At most, 12 would make it through the forest of death, and we know that not all 27 will pass the written test thing. So we'll add about 36 more gennins from villages of your choice.

"I can't believe they took my ramen," Ghost muttered.

"Will you shut up about your ramen for two minutes?" Rayna replied.

"Fine."

Two minutes later

"I can't believe they took my ramen."

"GAH!" Rayna screamed as she stood up and walked to the other side of the room to sit down.

Ghost just smiled to himself. "That wasn't very nice," Auzzie commented, grinning.

"But you have to admit, your sister is quite fun to bug," Ghost replied.

"And you also have to admit, you are one big asshole of a boyfriend."

"True, but only sometimes."

Ghost looked around the room. It was quite full of ninjas, three bearing Konoha forehead protectors, the rest wearing an assortment of sand, grass, mist, rain, rock and then some he didn't recognize. "This exam's going to be a pain," he commented.

"Yeah. These guys don't look like pushovers. Remember what we were told though."

"I know, I know. We won't have to worry about me using them. Hey look, there's your new girlfriend," Ghost said, pointing out Hanabi.

"Burn, Ghost, burn."

Ghost just smiled.

A few minutes later, all talking in the room ceased as the front of the room filled with smoke. As it cleared away, thirteen men were standing in front of them. Twelve wore chuunin vests, but the one in front wore a black trench coat and a headband that covered his entire head. "So you are all here. Good. I am Morino Ibiki. I will be administering the first test of this exam. So, sit down, and I shall explain the rules to you." The gennins sat down, and he continued, "First, I will only say the rules once. You will be given one of these written tests. You have on hour to complete it. There are ten questions, so you start out with ten points. Each question you miss deducts one point. Each time you are caught cheating, you will lose 2 points. These chuunins and myself will decide what is considered cheating, and what isn't. If you lose all ten of your points, you are disqualified, and you fail. Also, if one person on a team fails, so does the rest of his or her team. You have one hour. Good luck."

Ghost took one look at his exam and his eyes did this: O.O, then this O.o, then this o.O. He then proceeded to stare at his test, trying to figure out which one would be easiest. His eyes stopped on question ten. It read: This question will be given to you with fifteen minutes left. Have fun! (a/n: ok, the have fun part not actually written on there. I added it in because it didn't seem like it would fit in the chuunin exam.)

He then looked at question one. It read: Decode this message and then state how it would benefit your team in completing your mission. Rielg ilqre tguygt uybtu reg bher ea iuerg reiuer wligre fjhv eairul guyolrew eraguyb uywe awaleyf rlkjy v.

'I am so screwed,' he thought to himself. The others, however, weren't doing much better.

'What the hell is this?' Auzzie asked himself.

'Umm, seven?' Rayna thought.

'Ok, this sucks. Oh well, let's see if this works,' Akira thought to himself as he performed some seals.

So, after about 30 minutes of staring at his test, Ghost went 'Oh', as he realized something. He then made a coin out of ice and starting flipping it. After about a minute, a shuriken flew through the air and shattered the coin, ending his fun. 'Aww,' Ghost thought, 'Oh well, it served its purpose.' He then began writing answers.

'Heh, your called Ghost, but I'm the one they can't see,' Akira thought as he stood behind Ghost and started memorizing answers.

'Byakugan.' Hanabi thought, scanning the room for people with the answers.

And Auzzie's method for gathering info: 'God, I am so SCREWED!' he thought to himself.

About a second after thinking this, a kunai flew right by him and cut the pencil that the person next to him was holding. "Number 38, you have been caught cheating five times. You and your team are disqualified."

Instead of taking the chance to look at Number 38's paper like he should have, Auzzie just thought, 'I hope he wasn't cheating off of me.'

And so, nobody else had sharp pointy objects fly through the air at them for the next fifteen minutes. It was then that Ibiki stepped up from his position against the wall. "As most of you have probably read, question 10 will be given to you with fifteen minutes left. Now is that time. There are a few special rules for this question. First, you have the option of taking this question. Second, if you get the question right, you and the rest of you team will be sent into the next exam with none of the supplies you have with you now. And finally, if you answer the question wrong, you and your team may not take the chuunin exam again. Ever. You will remain a gennin for the rest of your life. Now choose. Do you leave or do you continue on without your supplies? You have two minutes to decide. I will be waiting."

At first nobody did anything. Then somebody stood up in the back "I can't do this. I'm sorry guys."

Everyobdy in the room turned and looked at the speaker, and it was

Heh heh heh. I'm so evil. Have fun!