Sue Ellen and Fern were shocked, they had lost their clothes and were nude, they were cocky because they were thinking they would never get caught, they were three blocks away from home, they were sneaking from one place to another because of it, that it had taken longer, there was a slight opportunity as the streets were empty, but they had both taken the way through the dead woods because it was rarely used by people.

"Should we put on some leaves to cover up?" Fern asked.

Sue Ellen looked at them, "Poison ivy or poison oak?"

They ignored the itchy plants and walked passed them as they snuck through as they were nearing Sue Ellen's house, it was good because Fern was a bit nervous someone could see her in the nude. Both girls were covering their chests with their arms.

They continued walking towards Sue Ellen's house, through the front door, "Weird my parents aren't here but the door is unlocked." This was scary to both girls as they held hands.

Within moments everyone jumped up and yelled, 'Surprise!'

Sue Ellen's and Fern's parents were shocked, their daughters were both naked.

"Sue Ellen, don't you realize that you and Fern are naked?"

Sue Ellen smiled nervously, "We lost our clothes at the Sugar Bowl."

Mr. Manino walked it, "So it was you two who were in the washroom, Buster took the bras and panties though…"

Sue Ellen and Fern sighed sadly, Fern decided to talk, "We have a confession to make… we are lesbians."

Buster walked in and took a picture, "Sweet…"

Both girls snatched their clothes and underwear, and they ran upstairs to change, Sue Ellen looked like she was going to cry, "I am so embarrassed!"

"Me too…"

They came downstairs, their secret was out, a sad smile formed on their parent's faces, Mrs. Armstrong decided to talk, she wasn't angry or anything, "You both had an interesting way of telling us."

"You aren't mad?"

"No, we knew something was up when you both went to a bed and breakfast, people sometimes go there to renew their vows… or to make love. Anyways you were both accepted to Masterson's"

"But, the thing about us naked…"

Buster had pictures of them naked as they were at the door step, "These will keep me entertained. Thank goodness for Polaroid cameras."

"Buster remember what I told you about what happened in the fourth grade, about you reading a dirty magazine."

Mrs. Baxter overheard and she boxed his sons ears, "Buster you looked at porn magazine while in elementary school?"

"Binky brought it!" Buster whined.

"Anyways they accepted both your admissions to college," Mrs. Armstrong replied happily.

A year after the incident happened, Sue Ellen and Fern had decided to get married; their choices were either Canada or at home as they legalized same sex unions. It was a beautiful ceremony.

Both girls had flowers in their hair, were wearing wedding dresses, and were very happy. Despite the Brain and Arthur wanting to go out with them again.

D.W. was confused, "I thought it was that they would marry a man."

Mr. Read had to explain some things.

Buster still kept the naked pictures of Fern and Sue Ellen, "Boy they are hot!"

Arthur and the Brain leaned against the wall, Arthur sighed sadly, and he was upset that Sue Ellen picked Fern over him, "I thought I would marry Sue Ellen."

"And I thought Fern and I was an item, shows us how much we know…"

"This wedding saddens me a bit; I didn't expect them both to be lesbians…"

"Cat people, poodle people, and their friends." Arthur said as he had seen Fern's and Sue Ellen's extended families.

Muffy joined them, "I didn't expect this but I am glad for them despite I didn't even get any speaking parts in this!"

"Me neither…" Francine stated matter-o-factly

Arthur side looking at the two recently married teens, to him it was sadness, he knew them both all his life and now both girls were getting married, they both looked beautiful in their wedding dresses.

Mrs. Armstrong sniffed as she turned to Mr. Walters, "I can't believe Sue Ellen is getting married…"

"Me neither," Mr. Walters replied, "Couldn't believe she wanted to marry Fern…"

Binky joined Arthur and the Brain, "So who thinks that Mrs. Read is hot?"

Arthur turned to him, "That's my mom you are talking about!"

"She has it goin' on!"

Arthur sighed, "I don't want to see a story where you in particular go around telling people how hot my mom is."

"It would make a great story," Binky whined, "Me, her and the bottle makes three!"

Arthur sighed, "But we don't have time to tell it so, without further ado…"

The End.