Welcome to Konaha Talent Show Chapter 1! (claps and applauds) And first, let me explain some things,
the first chapter to this story was just a practice chapter, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE REST OF THE STORY. The reason for this is because it had no plot, and I couldn't make it go in the direction I wanted it to. So this is really the first chapter.
Sorry I haven't updated in a month, I've been very…. Busy. (Cricket: cough, cough LAZY!). And my sister Cricket-Mac-Wocky is editing this story too. I think we're going to be partners in making stories (Cricket:…..) Anyway, on with the story!
Warning: may have OOC-ness! I do not own Naruto
It was another boring, lazy day in Konaha. Naruto was slurping ramen, Shikamaru was lying in the grass, staring at the clouds with Chouji, Gaara was making sand castles, Sasuke was drawing pictures of himself, saying "God I'm so sexy, I want to make love to myself. And Shino was training his bugs to be circus insects (Yes, he could see it now! Thousands of insects, jumping through hoops, making small buildings, singing, dancing! We'll make millions!) Everything was peaceful. Almost TOO peaceful. Kiba thought to himself. "This place needs something EXCITING to happen," he said as he glared at the scene of lazy villagers. "This place is so sluggish that any day now, we're all going to turn into SLURTLES!" Kiba shuddered at the thought "Lets go Akamaru!"
5 minutes later…..
Kiba burst into Tsunade's office. "Tsunade-sama, haven't you noticed how lethargic the town has become?"
" Huh? What? I can't hear you over the T.V. Speak louder!" she said as she ate peanut butter out of a bowl with a chicken wing.
"See! This is what I mean!" Kiba said as he stepped in front of the screen, dramatically. " Konoha has become so dull, we've turned into SLURTLES!"
" Ummm…. Slurtles?"
"Yeah! You've never heard of slurtles!"
"………….."
" Slurtles are a mix between the spirits of slugs and a turtles! SLURTLES!"
"…Go on…"
"Once, when I was trying to get Hana-nee to get up, so I could watch TV, she told me that when people get too lazy, invisible slurtles take all the villagers spirits! And when that happens, your appearance changes to something so ugly it can't be described, and you get really, really slow, and mucous comes out of your shell, and you die if you eat salt!
Kiba stood there staring at Tsunade, on the brink of tears, with hope in his eyes.
"…Was Hana-san, quite possibly just trying to get you to leave her alone?"
"Of course not! She wouldn't lie to me like that! Cause were like this!" Kiba crossed his fingers to show the sibling love they shared.
Tsunade could only gape. "What do I do! I can't just tell him his sisters a liar! Just look at him! He's scared! Damn you Hana! You'll pay for this!"
"Well Kiba! I have a plan to get the town, umm, anti-slothful again!"
"Really! What is it?"
"Uhh, we're going to have a… talent show! Yes, a talent show!
"YAY! Am I in it?"
"You have to try out first!"
"YAY! When will it be!"
"Umm, next month!"
"WHEEEEEEEEEE! I'm going to go and tell everyone right now!"
"NO! I mean, I think it would be better if I told them."
"Ok, bye Tsunade –sama!"
"Heh, Bye!" Tsunade said as she edged towards her desk.
"Damn, how am I supposed to get Konoha to participate in a Talent show? And how the hell will this help the villagers become less idle? Seriously, sometimes I think Kiba's on crack or something…I mean SLURTLES? That's the most retarded crap anyone could believe!"
Tsunade mentally noted to find out where Kiba got his crack.
As Godaime sat there muttering to herself, Shizune, who had heard the whole conversation, popped out of her hiding place.
"Ummm, Tsunade –sama, I have an idea for the talent show!"
"Well then say it! Can't you see I'm desperate!"
Shizune twiddled her fingers in a very Hinata-ish manner and answered, "Well, I thought that we should hold auditions for anyone who wants to be in the talent show, and have practices every day for 1 1/2 hours, and when the show finally comes, people pay money to get in, and the money goes to Konaha so we can make-
"CRACK!" Tsunade yelled a little too loud.
"Um, no, I was going to say playgrounds and gyms, so people have a choice of exercising instead of sitting in a hot spring all day."
Tsunade gave a sigh, " Shizune…that… was the-"
" I'M SORRY TSUNADE-SAMA I SHOULD HAVE NEVER OPENED MY MOUTH AND SAID THAT NOW YOUR GOING TO FIRE ME I'M SORRY! FORGIVE ME!
"-Most greatest idea I've ever heard!" Shizune face-faulted.
The two women took a slow motion leap in the air, and tried to do a high five, but sadly, missed. Tsunade hit the wall. (And luckily her boobs double as an airbag, so she wasn't hurt.) As for Shizune, let's just hope Tsunade doesn't gamble all the broken window money away.
Back at the Inuzuka house…
"Oh I can't wait till everyone hears about the talent show!" Kiba said bursting with energy, "I almost want to go and tell them! But I promised I wouldn't tell I wouldn't, so I won't!"
5 seconds later….
"Really?' Sasuke questioned, " Konaha's going to have a talent show?"
"Hell yeah! And it's going to be awesome!" Kiba squealed.
"When is it? Naruto, Sasuke, Shino, and Gaara said in unison. (Why these people hanging out together? Who knows.)
"Next month"
"Hmm..." Everyone considered if they should be in it. And by everyone, I mean Naruto. (Sasuke and Gaara were to pimpin' to be in a talent show, probably. Shino…He just knew. This was HIS time to shine. His bugs would so get the recognition they deserved.)
"Does anyone else know?"
"…No..."
"Why not?"
"Actually, I wasn't even supposed to tell you guys…"
"KIBA!"
Back in a field of grass…
"Hey Chouji."
"Yes, Shikamaru?"
"You know what would suck?"
"What?"
"A talent show…"
"Yeah…. A talent show would suck"
The Next Day in front of the Hokage building…
"Welcome Konahanians!
"Hello!"
" I have gotten a complaint from one of the villagers, that Konaha has become extremely inactive…"
Grumbling, mutters
"So they requested that we have a Talent Show!"
"WOOT! YEA! (Applauding)"
"Tryouts will be this Friday! So don't miss it!"
"WHOO! YEAH!"
"And also, there will be prizes for the first, second, and third place winners!"
"YAY!" (Someone finally called out "Who IS that?" And Kiba shut up.)
"Who're the judges?" yelled some 'random' person.
"Oh, I almost forgot! The judges are me, and two special guests!"
"WHO!" ("Kiba Shut up!")
"Heh, I can't tell you, all I can say is one is a very close friend of mine and the other is from another anime!"
"WHOOT! YEA!" (Damn him…)
That Friday….
Tsunade stared at the list of people who wanted to try-out.
"Hell… no…"
"Look at these competitors!" Tsunade said in a shaky voice showing the other judges the list.
"Ooooo! Sasuke's on their! I bet he's going to do great!" gushed
"Really? I think he'll choke on his bile when he sings!" said a cheerful voice, " I mean, he's a winner! So, let's start judging!"
"…" said Tsunade backing away from the judge.
"Ok, first competitor is…."
Sorry this story was so short, but I have to cut it off right here : please read and review, the more reviews I get, the faster I'll update!(Cricket- I so don't want to be involved in this story.)