"Well, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." said Josiah
"Since when were we ever even in Kansas?" Kris questioned, "That's something I would expect Vanessa to say!"
"HEY!" Vanessa yelled,"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"
"OW!" Kris yelled as Vanessa beat him up, "NO KICKING!"
"Hey, violence is not the answer,"Brooke said trying to keep the peace, "Even if the violence is really cool like this is."
After Vanessa kicked and punched and choked and scratched and bit and gouged Kris' eyes out, everything was back to normal. Except for Kris' excessive bleeding, black eyes, broken bones, punctured internal organs and atomic wedgie.
Rustle Rustle
"What was that?" Brooke yelped
"It's a Pokemon, and I'm going after it!" Vanessa yelled running through the bushes.
Surprisingly, Vanessa was actually right for once. (10 points for her) What was running through the bushes was a tan squirrel Pokemon called a Sentret, unfortunately for her, this Sentret was mad. First, it fell in a puddle, next, it's tail got stepped on, and to top it all off, it was hungry ! But Vanessa wasn't afraid of the wrath the Pokemon could unleash on her. She was only interested in catching it.
"Go ShellShock!" Vanessa cheered throwing its Pokeball. "Use Bubble!"
ShellShock obeyed and shot a small stream of bubbles out of it's mouth at the Sentret, which did not help it's need for anger management. The Sentret launched a full-force tackle aimed at Squirtle
"Squirtle!" Vanessa yelled, "Withdraw!"
Shellshock nodded and crawled completely back into it's shell. Sentret crashed straight into it's rock hard shell. Ouch.
"Now Vanessa!" Josiah yelled, "While it's dazed!"
"Huh?" Vanessa said cluelessly
"Catch it with a Pokeball!" Josiah yelled again
"How?" Vanessa asked
"JUST THROW IT AT THE SENTRET!"
"Okey Dokey!" Vanessa replied tossing an empty Pokeball. The Sentret dissapeared into the ball in a flash of red light. The ball wiggled once, twice, three times, then stopped.
"I caught a Sentret!" Vanessa cheered,"I think I'll call you, Brownie!"
"Great job Vanessa" Kris said, "I'm sorry about what I said before, even if it is true...PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!"
