AN: The following poem is complete utter madness and is the result of me sitting at home with a pen and paper, watching mindless little kid shows while babysitting. Trust me, it's enough to make anyone go mental. Hope you enjoy this lil' poem.
Dedication : This is for pure hope, who actually inspired me to write this. She's the one who came up with the Allen in a jar thing. So, most of the credit goes to her for giving me the idea to start this poem. THANK YOU! (I love my chibi Allen in a jar! I'm taking very good care of him! ..:'beams with happiness':..)
Thanks to Asrafarel, karialkia, and whaBAM (I know who u are whaBAM, lmao). Thanks for the reviews. (wasn't expecting reviews at all to be frank)
And, let's not forget 01wing…She left for a week! So yeah, I'm glad to have her back
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One day, I was driving along in my car,
When I happened upon Allen Schezar.
My eyes caught sight of his wonderful hair,
And I did something I thought I would never dare.
I stuffed him in a jar.
I swear,
I think I was born underneath a lucky star.
So, we continue to drive along
Listening to my favourite songs.
You won't believe who I saw sitting on somebody's lawn.
It was Van.
Smirking, I managed to stuff him in a sack,
And slung him over my back.
Before long, I was grinning like a fool.
Despite my attempts to keep my cool.
I think it was fate that lead me to spot Folken
And let me tell you, he was smokin'
I'm not joking
He literally was smokin'.
To make sure Dilandau couldn't start another fire,
I hog tied him with some wire.
Into the back those two went,
Beside Van, Allen and an old musty tent
I gave them all threatening glances,
That convinced them not to take up fighting stances.
Each one whined like a little mouse,
When I trapped them all securely in my house.
Out of the jar, I had to let Allen out.
I couldn't resist that little pout.
Since they could not run,
It was time to have a bit of fun.
After fitting Van, Dilandau, and Folken with oversized bows,
I did their hair,
And painted their toes.
Why?
Who knows.
It seemed only right to have a photo shoot.
I'm sure all the guys had a hoot.
You should of seen Dilandau fume when I made him pose,
As he held a deep red rose.
Chortling, I made Folken bring me tea.
He wasn't getting off that easily.
Allen laughed along as he passed me the cream.
We sure make quite the team.
Van tried escaping through the back
I knew he'd be the first to crack.
Before I could even shout,
"You won't be able to find a way out!"
Dilandau attacked.
That guy is totally wacked.
He tackled Van to the ground.
Why was I even keeping him around?
Allen and I both agreed, he had to be restrained.
Dilandau just wasn't being sane.
We tied him up, much to his displeasure.
And put him outside for good measure.
Then there was three
That was still enough for me.
I assigned the Fanels to do my chores,
Accusing them of being bores.
I spent time brushing Allen's perfect hair,
With the utmost care.
In no time, my house was clean.
Not a spot of anything could be seen.
Maybe it was about time I set them free.
So I did,
After telling Allen to call me.
Seeing them off at the door,
I warned Allen about wearing boots that could scuff my floor,
And being a player.
Dilandau mumbled something about his Dragon Slayers.
"Next time, you should bring Gatty, Miguel, Viole, and Guimel,
Those lads sure are swell."
Wide-eyed, Dilly ran
Faster than Hitomi can.
"Don't think you'll be seeing him again." Allen said, amazed.
The Fanel brothers just looked dazed.
Van mumbled "If I see that She-monster again, I'll shriek."
And I yelled "We should all get together and do this again next week!"
Was it Van that let out that little eeek?
AN: Poor Van…well, that's it for now! (Frolics off into the sunset, throwing flowers, sparkly things, and gummy bears as I sing a tuneless song)