The Diaries of Seto Kaiba
By: TGyamiBakura
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Because if i did, Kaiba would be naked...ALL THE TIME :does sexy nekkid CEO booty dance:
Warnings: OOC-ness on Kaiba's part, but funny OOC. Puppyshipping...umm...Randomness...could turn M later...if i feel like it
Ch. 2 Nasty Fangirls of DOOM
Thanks all for the reviews, I'm glad that my story wasn't suck-tastic like they all usually end up. I think that this story might be my mainstream because I love messing with Kaiba's life...if it was a sport I'd be the number one fan. But yeahhh...I'm not quite sure where this chapter is headed but let's all just hope for the best ne?
Ch. 2
Well I just got my diary...:ahem:...journal back from my counselor. Yes this is a journal. Theres no need for me to feel even more girly than I already am. I mean, what kind of manly man wears lilac scented perfume? You know what? I LIKE lilac scented perfume! Yes. I, Seto Kaiba, wear women's perfume. I can't stand the smell of man cologne. Nope, flowers for me all the way.
I've been noticing lately that Mokuba is acting strangely. I keep finding him sneaking out of the house late at night. It's not like I care that he's out late. He's a tough kid. One time I found him threatening some thugs in an alleyway with a knife. I can't help but wonder how my little brother got so murderous but it's a bit unnerving...Even I sometimes worry about getting on his bad side...:shivers: . Aside from that, I don't see why he feels the need to sneak out. I wonder what he's doing behind my back. I guess I'll just have to put that on my list of "Things to secretly obsess over". Don't look at me like that. I get bored too at times you know. I'm not boring all the time...well maybe I am but that's besides the point.
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Okay, I am officially afraid of this school now. For some reason when I was walking into the building, the girls were staring at me more fervently than usual. It was like they were stalking me. Every time i turned around there was a large group of them standing at least 5 ft away from me. Finally by the end of third period i couldn't take it anymore. As I approached them I noticed that they were all wearing bright pink buttons that said "I love Seto Kaiba" I thought that this was a joke and then i asked one of them what the fuck was going on...because i wanted to know what the fuck was going on, and she said that they all had started a fanclub for me.
I thought it was some sort of humorous joke but then after home economics class they were all sporting shirts that said "Kaiba's the Man" That's when I started getting annoyed. They had a booth for signing up to be in the fanclub (for girls only of course). And you know what else? They had photographs of me! Photographs! It was only right after i noticed the somehow manufactured merchandise that they all had that I told them all to get a fucking life and go stalk some tree or something because I had a good mind to sue. You don't even want to know how I was when they started asking for autographs. I mean...I've been in this school for years! What's with the sudden fascination?
After that I felt stressed so i went off to go do my favorite past-time, harassing Jonouchi. After i did that, feeling a bit better, I'm here under this tree hiding from the lurking fangirls of doom. I don't think I can take much more of this---
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Great...just great, I'll bet you can't guess what happened to me? As of now I'm sitting in a dark closed off room with Bakura and Jonouchi, why, you ask? Because the freakish albino had to go and ruin everything for his own amusement again! Well As you know i was sitting under the tree writing in my di...journal when all of a sudden that idiot Bakura came along and shouted at the top of his stupid lungs "HEY THERE KAIBA-CHAN! HOW'S THAT WRITING COMING ALONG?" I nearly chopped his head off. All of the sudden the crazed females accumulated and started chasing us at top speed. Jonouchi being the idiot he is started running alongside us, wondering what was going on. I told him he was done for as well if he didn't run faster. And somehow after a while of chasing, we ended up here. And now were locked in. I don't have my cell or my lap top or any sort of contact. All i have is this journal and to blundering idiots to keep me company. Not that i want it.
Pfsh...now they're wanting me to tell them what I'm writing about. I told them that it's none of their business...but Bakura...is somehow a genius and figured out that I'm writing in a diary. Of course I lied but he's now dancing and mocking me about having a diary. Just wonderful, Jonouchi seems to be amused...I really want to go punch Bakura's face in...excuse me, I must go punch Bakura's face in...
Ahh that felt better. Bakura's laying on the floor, probably unconscious and Jonouchi is looking worriedly at him. I think I'm going to stop writing right now and tell you about this after were out...if we ever do get out, that is.
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Ahh..well i think I'll just tell you about it in story format. It's much easier that way...because I'm a lazy, sexy beast.
Bakura stirred. He opened his eyes and blinked a few times. "Wh...Where am I?"
"Ryou, is it the real you now?" asked the mutt. Ryou nodded.
"Yes...but I'm rather confused...and my face hurts," i chuckle and Jonouchi looks angrily at me.
"Well Kaiba punched your other half in the face because he was being a jackass..."
"Like always..." Jonouchi nodded.
"Right. And Kaiba was being chased by fangirls and now were locked in here." Ryou hugged his arms.
"It's sort of chilly in here don't you think?" Jonouchi looked concerned. He went over to Ryou and scooted closer to him, attempting to share his body heat. Ryou blushed at the action but welcomed it. I rolled my eyes. This was so not happening.
"Oh please, can you go be faggish somewhere else? I'm trying to think," Ryou smiled...a somewhat, mischievoussmile.
"What's the matter Kaiba-kun? It must be awful cold over there..." Ryou scooted closer to Jonouchi, the mutt not even taking a second glance at what was happening here. I shot my best glare in Ryou's direction. I had the distinct feeling that he was trying to make me jealous, but he wasn't doing anything because, I would never EVER be jealous of someone else touching my puppy...I mean my Jonouchi...I mean! GRR NOT MINE and i don't care. I looked off coldly at the wall, trying not to listen to their conversation...but that was becoming a more and more difficult task.
"Jonouchi, it's sort of nice being able to spend time together like this..." Hmph, a bit forward Ryou? He's never going to go for that.
"Heh, yeah, it's sort of nice. You always seem so closed off." Ryou blushed timidly.
"Actually...i want to talk to you more but it's difficult with other people around you know? You happen to be the easiest for me to talk to," Jonouchi smiled...Kaiba gagged. But he could have sworn that he saw an evil smirk shoot his way...but that was impossible for the innocent teen...was it not? Jonouchi seemed to be getting ever closer to the silver-haired boy. He wasn't actually falling for this load of shit was he? Jonouchi wasn't that easy...
"Ryou..." Oh my god...he did not just fucking blush. He's blushing. HE'S BLUSHING! What the fucking hell? "You know...maybe later we can..." I stood up and hit the wall...not wanting to hear the rest.
"Oh enough of the rainbow filled mellow dramatics! This is too much for me to take! My head is splitting and you two are fucking reeking of "I'm gay for you". This shit is stopping right now. I'm getting us out of here..." Jonouchi stood up and went over to me. I smelled the sweet smell of chestnuts and honey fill my senses, attempting to calm my nerves.
"How are you planning on getting out of here, Mr. I know Everything?"
"Kick" Jonouchi looked puzzled.
"Kick? What the fuck does that mean?" I pushed him out of the way and swung my foot at the door as fast and as hard as I could but by the time it reached contact, the door flung open by itself, causing me to loose my balance and...inevitably falling to the ground. "Kaiba!" I hit my head on the floor and things were blurry. I saw Jonouchi's distorted face...but i felt concern coming from his gaze. It felt sort of nice...I didn't realize it but i was quickly becoming a fan of Jonouchi's sweet scent. It made me light headed and calm and i guess i dozed off.
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I woke up in a hospital bed. I squinted my eyes as they were greeted with the brightness of the white room. I wondered how long I had been out for. I looked around and noticed a large pile of candy flowers and balloons, no doubt from the crazed fangirls. What caught my attention was a single yellow daisy on top of my night stand it had a card next to it. I sighed and leaned back into the pillows. I wondered where my diary was but then i noticed it on the edge of the bed. As i read through my diary, rising fears that someone had read it started popping into my head. Now I was probably the laughing stock of the entire city. Just wonderful. I slowly got up, careful not to pull my IV, and went to the nightstand where the flower was. The note on the flower said:
Dear Kaiba,
I'm sorry for the way things went down. After you passed out, Bakura went freaky again and tried to read your book, I took it from him and told him it was none of his business. Just to let you know, i didn't read it either, nobody has. So Just get well soon, I don't like it when you're sick, It's not as much fun as when you're picking on me.
Jonouchi
"Jonouchi you idiot..." I couldn't help but smile a bit. Feeling relieved. I crawled back into bed and thought once again about how long it's been. I couldn't help but wonder what Jonouchi was doing at this moment. If he and Ryou would ever get together...(TG: just to let you know, jou/Ryou is not a favorite pairing of mine...it's just convenient for this story)...I couldn't help but really feel a twinge of bitterness towards Ryou for that. It was hard to explain but it just didn't seem right. I thought that for sure Jonouchi would have wanted to find out my secrets...because I'm a mysterious sexy beast. Because it would be good for blackmail. Hey for all I know, he's lying and really did look in my diary..ahem...journal. But it sounds empty, i can't believe for some reason that he did something like that. Jonouchi does not like to hurt others.
Another thing that made me think was the fact that Jonouchi likes it when i pick on him. Now what am I going to do to make him miserable? Do i even want to make him miserable anymore?
...Heh...of course I do
But maybe not to the extreme anymore...GYAH what is wrong with me? I can't stop thinking about him...it's so weird now...it's not like I like him right? RIGHT? Maybe I'll just sleep...yes...sleep makes everything better...
end Ch. 2
Well there it is...i think i could have done better...but whatever right? It's not like I'm getting paid to do this lol..XD But you know...If I was a fangirl :snicker: I would make a button that says "I love Seto Kaiba" and wear a shirt that says "Kaiba's the man" But that's just me...I utterly pray for reviews...because I don't know if i have the will to go on...So much writing...and i did this all in one night...and i have no beta for this one...but it's alright. You'll tell me if it sucks right?