Koaru:hello everybody reading this.wellThis chapter is just a little bit random.I love randomness.

chi:enjoy

Itachi's Plan and Deidara's randomness

Itachi sat facing the window,he was so bored.He flung a paper at Deidara who was sleeping and snoring outloud.The paper flew in his mouth all the way to his throat, but he was still sleeping."Hey Itachi-sama can't we kidnap them now?" Genji asked bored himself."Shut the hell up"Itahi said annoyed.He ws tired of hearing this guy complain."Go do something with yourself."he said.Genji sighed."Hai Itachi-sama"Genji left the room.After he left in came in Kisame and Sasori-kun!(woot! woot!)Deidara decided he wanted to wake up at theat exzact moment.He then started to choke on the piece of paper until Kisame hit the back of his head and the paper flew out."Idiot"Sasori called him.

"Hey!"Deidara yelled.

"What you got for me?"Itachi asked still looking bored."Sasuke's spouse is pregnant...again"Itachi sweat-droped while Deidara said something like this:"Wow the sex must be great!Luc-"Sasori,Kisame and Itachi hit him."Idiot"They all said."Anyways, we will give them a congradulation gift.We will kidnap the spouse" Itachi was inturrupted by Deidara."What kind of gift is that?I mean you wake up one day and then your wife is gone!" Deidara explaned.Itachi stared at him.This guy clearly had problems (hey!)Then he took out a paper fan and hit the blonde."Shut up Dumbass!" Itachi yelled at poor Deidara who hid behind Sasori."Fine art is something wonderfull-" Deidara totally cut Sasori of "How many times do i have to tell you Master Sasori, fine art is the beauty-""WILL YOU TOO SHUT THE HELL UP, AND STOP ARGUING ABOUT FUCKING ART!"Itachi yelled.The both stoped and looked at him."Thats all you had to say" Deidara concluded."Anyways, when kidnapping the spouse be wise-coughdeidaracough- and make sure Sasuke is not there becasue he is fighting at anbu level.I hear he is the co-captin.Even then that dumbasss should be able to still kick his ass when fighting."Itachi said referring to Deidara who was for some reason offended.Call him stupid and random but he was not a weakling!

"Knowing Sasuke he should be coming for her, after all I hear the are living in love and not an arranged marrige..makes me sick."Itachi said with his voice tainted with jealousy."Aw is Itachi-kun je-"Deidara's mouth was covered by kisame.'aw..eww fish head over here got his fishy hands in my mouth.Now how the heck am I suppose to get a girl with my breath smelling like fish!' Dei-kun taught. "So we will kIDNAP her in the last month of her pregnace (8TH MONTH) until she gives birth to the brat.But you can't leave any hints that we kidnapped her or put up a good fight when they come trying to save her" Itachi smirked evily."I say we put up a good fight..since we got new crew members" Sasori said.They all nodded except for Dei-kun who wad holding his nose.Kisame let go of him.Dei-kun went to the sink and washed his mouth with all the listering(?) mouth wash they had."Er..what if it dosn't go as planed?"Kisame asked."Oh it will go as well.I know Konoha is going to have a army if we don't let her go but we will have a little help from the sound and cloud country and a certain snake bastard."He smirked at his master plan but Itachi had a back up if this one didn't work out (I just have to think what its going to be.)" Well what are we going to be doinig meantime?"Sasori asked."Well we have to get the Grass on our side.So we will pay a little visit to the leader in grass and Deidara you will inform Orochumaru with our plans but you won't tell him the truth, lie to him and tell him if he does as we say we will free him.Got that?"Deidara noded.

"Er..I dunno where this randomness comes from-"He was caught of by Kisame."Then don't say it dumbass."Aww come on please!"He kept pleading."Just leave it to Deidara to be random"Sasori said."Definatly"Kisame agreed."What Deidara"Itach asked preparing to regret the fact he let Deidara say something."Did you go to your brother's wedding?" he asked."What of it?" Itach asked out of no where."Can you tell me about it?" he asked with puppy eyes(i bet he looks so cute!)"No"Itachi said flatly."Aw come on,tell about there love and the way your brother looked like"Everyone stoped in their tracks to stare at him.Same old awkward Deidara.Once again the shiringan master hit him with a paper fan..Man he had to stop watching Saiyuki, it was brain washing.(lol.I would have use fummofu but then again that al little bit ooccccc)

"Oh and for your stupidness you have to go tell that snake dumbass the our plan like i said before.Remember don't tell him the truth,I just want to torture you today.And if your stupidness get you to tell him the truth I will kill you,Literally and with no hesitation.You hear Deidara!" Itachi said talking to Dei-kun like he was slow."Aw Itachi, that place smells of snake sheedding and old people, men to be spacific.You know I hate that place." He whined.Itach was so annoyed with Dei-kun."TOO BAD! shut the hell up dumbass.Now meet us later, we have alot to do." The three men left leaving poor Dei-kun all alone."But-But" he than lowered his head "Wheres the brotherly love?" he said full of randomness.He than went to see orochumaru in the prison thy kept him in.

Goodness Dei-kun was about to faint due to the nasty snake smell.If he dosn't have a weakness now, than this smell would suddenly be it."Hey bastard! wake up."He than told Orochumaru a lie and Orochumaru agreeded to it not knowing it was a lie.Man the guy was desparate.After that Deidara went into Sasori's room to see if he had any pornography tapes.(OMG DEI-KUN!) But all that he had was the ones he already watched.He already watched Kisame's set too.So only Itachi left.

Deidara was searching through the tapes when he found something elese.It was in a small print but he read it. "LITTLE BROTHER'S WEDDING"

Koaru:What will happen next?-

Sori-kun:ok we get it...and since when was my name sori-kun?

Koaru:Since now. D

Chi:Anyways...

Koaru:Well I decided I wanted to make this chapter funny since this is romance/comedy:The main genre and I made this chapter about the akatsuki random and awkward...yeah.Oh I call Dei-kun what I call him cuz I love him and Sori-kun..lol when I say it in my head it sounds like I,m saying sorry..lol... anyways

WOOT:GO DEI-KUN,GO SORI-KUN!WOOT!

Dei-kun:random...I LOVE IT!

Sori-kun:You guys are freaks leaves.

Koaru:You can't leave you have to say the ending dicalmer

Sori-kun:Review before I die of randomness.

Koaru:That wasn't nice to say...you say it chi

Chi:review pleas and don't mind their randomness

Koaru:This is my longest ending disclamier ever..I hope you enoy my attempt at humor.Review!

All(not countiing Sori-kun:OWARI!

Sori:What they say.

Itachi:What about me?Hello?HELLO?

Information guide:If you need to know anything conserning this chapter p.m Miss Koaru and we apologize for the shortness of this chapter.