Kaoru:I change my name.its very Long.Anyways the action you guys been waiting for is finally here.Enjoy and Don't forget To review!

Kidnap-Part 1

3 months after Itachi gave Zetsu and Dei-kun a butt-whooping for catching them in his room, they set out there plan.Before they made their move the night before

they bouhgt Orochumaru to their Precence."Hey, Hey Itachi-sempai can we give him a bath? He stinks."A female Akatsuki asked."No Rita."Rita was the youngest Akatsuki after Deidara(I dunno how old he is..he looks 25 to me in my head).She was twenty years old.Deidara thought she was pretty and well liked her.He even drooled at her."Deidara close your mouth"Sasori laughed at his parthner."Order In the Court!"Itachi said loudly."Itachi-sama this is not a-" Itachi glared at Zetsu and Zetsu stop right where he was.

"Anyways she,(Hinata) is about to have the baby in a month.Orochumaru distract Sasuke, got it?" Itachi said."Hai Itachi-sama" Itachi noded."Now this is how it will go" Itachi brought out a paper with little drawings of the Akatsuki members."Aw- eww Itachi.You need drawig lessons.Why did you make me look ugly." Deidara complained.Rita agreed"I look like Zetsu on real life, Ugly.Sasori-kun is fine like that but well he is way cuter" She batted her eyelashes at Sasori (My Sasori!)He smirked at Dei-kun, who glared at Sasori for having glory."Damn you Sasori!" Zetsu lowered his head.He hated these people."Anyways Deidara and Sasori will be parthners, your job is Kidnap the spouse,Oh and if she tries to put up a fight, just do the simple stuff.And I mean that.Wouldn't want the baby coming out disfigured, Oh and Deidara might not want to get close to the woman.Wouldn't want your ugliness rubing of on him or her" Itachi smirked.Before Deidara heard the last part he (tried) slaped high fives with Sasori who ignored him and then he glared at Itachi.

"Rita, distract the children just incase they wake up.Zetsu,Genji be back up, actually Genji go with Deidara and Sasori, wouldn't want Deidara droping the woman"They all (except for Dei-kun) laughed.Itachi went over the plan to clear it up for some people coughDeidara cough.Itachi even gave them a list of their jobs.It was like this:

Deidara, Sasori:Kidnaping the spouse

Genji:Back up

Rita:Occuping the children

Zetsu:Back up

This made Rita and Dei-kun frown.

Orochumaru:Occuping sasuke

Kisame:Back up

Itachi:Being cool and keeping gaurd.

They all glared at him.He got the easiest job."What?" he said.

Oh their plan was going to be the greastest of all.

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Kidnap-Part 2

All Akatsuki members splited up and carried on with their plans.

Meanwhile in Late Konoah

Hinata was sleeping peacefully on the king-sized bed...alone.Sasuke was working late again.(I hope that was the case)All the children were sleeping and everything was fine except the fact Sasuke wasn't home.Did I saying every child was sleeping? well I was wrong.Mikoto was waiting for her dad.She sniffed the air...trouble..ok that was to spider man like but what ever.

Hinata was trying to free herself from Deidara.She was defenceless.She hated being defenceless.Althoguh Deidara thought it was pretty hot.I mean what guy didn't find it amusing when she is in her night gownand she is pregnant and fussing like that..I mean read chapter one with Kakashi and Naruto."Let me go!"she cried.Deidara said this "Aww she looks so cute all fussy"He was gushing again which scared Sasori."Bastard let me go!" Hinata whined.Deidara deared to put his ear on her stomach.

The baby kicked.Deidara was startled.His heart frozed for a moment but only a moment."It kicked."He said amazed.Hinata stoped fussing for a minute."He did?" She asked motherly."Its a he? what you gonna name him.?" Deidara asked."I was thinking of son-goku causeI like him from Saiyuki but I love the name Sousuke."She told him liked they had been friends forever.

Haku woke up.A leafy green guy was over his head.The dude startled him that his eyes flashed red with anger.With his chakara rising throuhg his hands, he punched Zetsu who flew back while his eyes poping out and blood coming out his mouth.He hit the wall with a loud thump

Mikoto looked back to Haku's room and was about to go there until a vioce said "Going somewhere?" Mikoto turned around to see a woman with firey red hands.

"Really, Sousuke? You know you should name Deidara.Its really a cute name."Dei-kun said,Hinata shook her head no,"Naa..I like Sousuke better-" Their conversation was cut off by a thump from Haku's room."That bastard Zetsu! Couldn't wait to get his hands on that boy."Deidara cursed.'HAKU!' Hinata started fussing with Deidara again.

Deidara carried her thinking she was going to be easy to carry.He was wrong, he almost droped her until Sasori caught her."Idiot-" He was cut of by and angry Hinata"YOU WERE ABOUT TO DROP ME!" she exlamied which made her voice go higher and scared Deidara."No?" He answered.He shivered.She riminded him of his mom.(yea..i know nohing about Deidara's family)

"Deidara, you fool.You were suppose to put her her to sleep."With that Sasori put some sleeping powder on her.Hinata instantly fell asleep.The Two Akatsuki left the compound.

'Mom!' Haku thought.He got his shirinken and Kunia Holder and rapped (not raped) it around his leg.He then took one Kunia and attached a explosive note to it."Katon:Grand Fireball!" Zetsu doged.If he didn't he was goign to get toast.He hated fire!But after he doged his leg got caught in thoes killer wires .Haku before he ran Through the Kunia with the explosivenote at the wire and all the wires in the room burned..where zetsu was standing was the sorce of the wire.Zetsu gasped.But it was to late for him..he was slow.He didn't make it...did he?

"Dad is going to kill me later"Haku thought.

"Mom!" Mikoto thought out loud.Thsi woman was a freak.She sorta reminded Mikoto of shego but she wasn't green (been hanging around my little sister a bit too much) like the one in kim possible."Man gotta stop watching that show" Miktot said to her self.(yea rita and Shego same power...I have nothing in mind)Rita's fire shot at Mikoto who jumped back and threw a kunia.The Kunia easly burned in Rita's fire.Quickly heading for the Weapon closet (they had that.it was full of weapons..like the windmill shirinken) She grabed a nunchaku (search it on Yahoo or google.Its is made by joining two sticks together with a chain.If you ever played Ninja gaidien black..in the first lvl the guy you have to face has one..ok back to the story)Hoping she wouldn't hit her self she fought with Rita.When she blocked one of rita's move rita's hand were on fire burning Mikoto's chains."Oh crap!" Mikoto Threw a smoke bomb and disapeared to her parents room where she meet Haku who drop to the floor saying "Mom"

"Sasuke, we meet again."Orochumaru said.Sasuke groaned.He just came back from a hard mission.(yea right.lol...he did)Couldn't he get some sleep first? Sheesh."Can we do this after I get some sleep?' He asked.He was tired.Althouhg he was an ANBU Sasuke was just as lazy as Shikamaru."Fraid' not" Sasuke looked pretty cool under his cat mask.In his uniform too.You would have mistaken him for Kakashi and we all know how hot Kakashi looks in his ANBU uniform."I have a family to go home to.I don't want anybody thinking I cheated on my wife. snake-bastard."Sasuke said getting annoyed.(they sure said bastard alot,) "I doubt you will now"Oro-teme said.(His name is too long!) "What was that?" Sasuke glared."Fight me and find out."Sasuke laughed."I qoute burger king:Have it your way"

Oro-teme attacked Sasuke first with his sword but Sasuke being so cool blocked it with his on sword that I Kaoru called "The Ken Blade"..and no he did not steal it from kenshin.Oro-teme's eyes flashed with surprise.The sword level was strong.

"Its all going as planed."Itachi laught with the flash light under his head making it looked scary."Its not working Itachi" Sasori said annoyed with Itaci's foolishness.It was hard enough deidara was stupid.

! TBC !
Kaoru:There is going to be allot of action and some comedy becasue our little Dei-kun is going to be the joker.

Dei-kun:Huh?Oh yea..what she said.Review.

Kaoru:are you ok?

Dei:no..you don't love me :(

Kaoru: GASP we all love you! even Zetsu

Zetsu:I do?I mean yea.

Dei:kun:I hate you Zetsu!

Kaoru:REVIEW!REVIEW!REVIEW!

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