Kaoru:Happy BLATED-birthday Sasuke!

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Kaoru:A big hug and Kiss.(Hugs and kisses sasuke)

Sasuke:(glares)Don't do that again!

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What Are We Going To Do Now?

Kisame jumped through the window thinking he could look like spider man but instead of landing on the floor he landed on Dei-kun."What the Fuck! Kisame get your fish butt of me."Dei-kun complained."He,He sorry." He said sorta laughing."Kisame how many times did we tell to stop acting like spider man."Sasori said."It was tempting!' Kisame said."Enough.Did Sasuke kill that bastard?" Itachi said."Yea your brother did it perfectly.You know Orochumaru told him you were behind this.So before I left his kids came running up to him saying the spouse got kidnaped and he grited his teeth.I was about to leave when he caught me and said "Tell my brother that I will be using this month to train and when I am finish I am coming after him" Kisame said."You wrote it on paper?" Sasori said bluntly."I couldn't remeber all of what he said.Oh he said to tell his spouse that he loves her." Deidara jumped in."How romantic" Sasori hit him on his head."Get a life will ya?" He said.Rita came walking in."She is getting on my nerves.She keeps on whining the baby is coming." Itachi paused."It can't be coming, its a month to early.I havn't even found a doctor yet."Itachi said panicking."Well there is that gay guy.Kabuto.Orochumaru's follower."Sasori said." I forgot about him.Did we ever feed him?"Deidara asked."Naa.Lets see if he still alive."

Kisame draged a skinny man in to the room.Kabuto."Can...I Ha...ve..." Deidara slaped him."We are not stupid.Talk like a human" Deidara said not knowing the pain Kabuto was going through.Sasori threw him a water bottle."Thank you."He siad."I know you do something in medical training right."Itachi said.Kabuto noded."Do you know how to help with labor?"Itachi asked.Kabuto noded."I would have taught that the Akatsuki would have had a medical ninja." He whispered but they heard him."Shut your gay ass up."Deidara said angrily."Calm down Deidara.Any ways we take you to our patient and you will handle her." Itachi said."Rita go with him" Rita led the scared Kabuto to the staring lady.Hinata.Deidara followed becasue he liked the conversation Hinata and him had..was he falling in love with some one he didn't know?He slaped himself casung people to stare at him."Are you ok Deidara?" Rita asked worried.He nodded grining.At last they reached Hinata's room.Kabuto gasped when he saw the room.It was Itachi's room and she was being treated like a godess(thanks to Dei-kun) except the fact she was tied up.She had like a kiddom of grapes on the table with some raman and some other good food."Can I please go-OWWW!This baby is going to be the death of me!" She said.

'She looks formiliar.'Kabuto thought."Oh wow she is having contraction(I dunno what they call it) already?So she is having it today?" Kabuto said talking to himself.Deidara screamed like a girl.Rita slaped him."Shut up."She said.Sasori came walking in the room."Rita why are you screaming?" Sasori asked."It was Deidara" She said pouting.Sasori glanced at Deidara who was on the corner pacing back and forth like he was the father."Deidara calm down."He slaped his parthner out of it."She going to have the baby right now." Kabuto said.At that moment Itachi entered his room spitting out his kool-Aid."What!Aw man!Aw man! I should have listened to my mom when she told me not to go evil.Why me!" Sasori slaped him too."I need a bucket of warm water and a small towel.I need workers too." They stared at each other."I'll get the water and towel"Rita said before any of the boys could."Ok boys get ready to see what 'it'.Put her on the bed." Kabuto ordered.Deidara was shaking as they did so.

Hinata was screaming like a wild animal."Someone has to hold her hand."Kabuto said. Itachi shook no.He already had a bad experience when his mom was having sasuke.Deidara had lost to Sasori in Rock paper sissors so he did it.After undressing her bottom part..she was wearing pants..Sasori's eyes widened. "Holy Shit" He whispered."Ok get ready to start pushing.Blonde hold her hand and here is that woman." Rita then came in the room."Here I am."She quickly put the towel over Hinata's head and held her other hand."We need something soft to put him on and another towel to hold him/her.Hurry!" Itachi moved quickly."Ready? Push!" Hinata did as she was told.Her grip got tighter on Deidara and...Kisame! (When did he get there?).At first it wasn't hurtful but then when the baby was about to get out she held on to them tighter."OHLY SHIIIT!tHIS hURTS!" You could tell it hurt by Dei-kun's language.

At first the baby didn't make a sound."Its not crying..could this mean its..." Then a loud noise from the baby came.He was crying."Congradulations!Its a boy." They rapped him in a towel and gave him to Hinata who was totally releaved.She held him gently as the Akatsuki members started hugging each other like they acomplished soomething."Whats his name?" Itachi asked wanting to know about his nephew."Sousuke."A mysterious voice said.

Kaoru:Ok so that was totally wack but bear with me.

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Happy b-days:

Jessica( july 22)

Sasuke(july 23)

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