BY: Hitsumi Seiichiro

Co-authored by: Sapphire Orb

Disclaimer: Neither I nor Sapphire Orb own Naruto or Saiyuki. So please don't sue us. But we do own the other students who are own original characters.

Aug 14, Orientation, Junior class

"Hello and welcome new and old students! Welcome to Koukou no Ankoku we are proud to have you coming attending our school" a man hidden in the shadows on the stage said, his clothing seemed to have red blobs on it but the students couldn't really tell because of the darkness surrounding him.

A few students started to mumble from the crowd and one kid yelled out "We're the juniors! We've all been here before!" They all went silent though when a knife passed by that kid's head, shutting him up.

"The first order of business in this orientation is to introduce you… Junior's to your" he hurriedly flipped through note cards "…to your new teachers."

Once again talking commenced, they were wondering where the old teachers went, but they soon stopped talking feeling the man's eyes on them.

"First offI am your new dean of students! You will address me as boss or leader." he said glaring at the students. Finally one kid got up the nerve to ask 'Why?' barely above a whisper. To which he replied "Because, I am the boss of the Akatsuki! Any more idiotic questions!" he yelled at the crowd of juniors who all shook their heads. "Good! Moving on."

Slowly a man walked on the stage, he looked old and was in some funny robes and a square hat, he also seemed to have the smell of semi-rotting flesh. "This is your new principal you may call him Third or Hokage, either works."

"Are those string connected to his body!" one boy yelled, boss looked at him and then coughed "Yes well… the next person I am going to introduce you to is your new priest, Genjyo Sanzo." A man in a white and gold robe and paper around his shoulders came out, cigarette in mouth and glared at the students before leaving again.

"…Right…" boss said then whispering to self 'Where did that idiot come from again?' before moving on "The new head of activities department is the Konoha ninja Ibiki." He said pointing at the bald man walking out covered in scars, the students shrunk back in fear, "We're going to have a great time this year." He said in a monotone voice before walking off, causing the entire crowd to shiver.

"Okay…the new enforcer of the rules and the discipline at this school is…Anko?" 'That's just great.' He thought as he watched the lady walk out and smiled at the students; the students closest to the stage backed up as far as they could.

"Next we have the head of the fine arts department, Orochimaru." He said with a sigh as Anko left. Orochimaru came out and stuck out his tongue like a snake before going to the back again, where a very large crash was heard followed by a 'Who put that chair here!' By now all the students were rushing to the doors which were oddly enough locked.

"Great now I will introduce your actual teachers, the ones you will be seeing day after day after day!"

"NO!" echoed through the auditorium as the students tried to tear down the doors or hide as best they could, a few falling to the floor in a fetal position. 'Ah the sounds of pain!'

Once the kids had been settled down into their seats again, courtesy of the rest of the Akatsuki, their leader began his introduction of the new school teachers. "First let me introduce you to your new English teachers, Cho Hakkai, 'who showed up with the evil priest he added silently' and Uchiha Itachi one of my minions…er friends!" (cough.)

Two men appeared on stage, one in some odd green outfit and monocle, he seemed to have a stuffed dragon on his neck "Good morning!" he said happily making a lot of the kids calm down. 'Maybe they won't be that bad' many thought.

The next man appeared in a puff of smoke causing all the students to jump and think 'Scratch that last thought.' He was in the same outfit as the shadowed man, other then a really odd hat, and the students could now tell that the robe had red clouds on it.

"Right Hakkai is the honors class teacher and Itachi will be teaching one of the normal classes for all you other kids." He said as the two walked off, "Next you have two new us history teachers…us? What the hell?"

"Its U.S. as in United States," some one yelled from the crowd and got a kunai stuck in his shoulder. "Right your new U.S. history teachers are…Hiashi Hyuga and Jiraiya? Oh god…"

Needless to say the kids were pretty freaked out by the blind man who came out and the old man with long white hair and red lines coming from his eyes.

"Your new religion teacher is Hatake Kakashi." He said once the others left and a man in a mask walked out holding up a bright orange book.

Kakashi looked over his book at the students who seemed ready to kill to escape there torture, "Yo." He said causing a lot of girls to giggle or sigh. He went back to his book and walked away, 'Moral theology…hmmm wonder what the hell that means.'

"Right…you all have new science teachers this year…lets see…okay for Chemistry you kids will have Kabuto." A white haired man in glasses walked out smiling and waving to the kids, "for Anatomy you will have Tsunade, good luck to you kids taking that class." A blond haired lady walked out with a freaky smile plastered on her face. "For Astronomy you will have Nara Shikaku." A man with long black hair tied back in a high pony tail, making his head look like a pineapple, walked out, there were a few scars on his face and his green and brown outfit seemed tattered. "For Biology…"

"But we already took that class," a girl shouted cutting him off, before running and hiding at the back of the auditorium behind a few chairs.

He glared at her before continuing; he would get her later "Like I was saying your Biology teacher will be this ANBU." A man in a dog mask and black clothing walked out and just stood there. "And for Developmental Psychology, is that even a science? You have Maito Gai."

That name was soon followed by a loud shout of "NO," from the other teachers and a man coming out riding on a large turtle; the students seemed really scared now.

"Hello I am Maito Gai! I am proud to be teaching you youthful children! The power of youth will take you far!" he yelled before ridding off into the sunset. And now the students looked frantic and were desperate to escape their evil, evil captors.

"The last item on the to do list is to assign you all new homeroom teachers." said boss. "Please proceed to your homeroom after I call your name."

(A.N.: Since we're feeling lazy here are the lists of the homerooms. The bolded names are those of students that are Naruto characters. And the ones that are bolded and underlined are our own characters, who have a major role in the story, the ones that are not bolded or underlined are ours as well)

Room 101: Hiashi Hyuga

Rebecca Abriens

Shino Aburame

Morgan Ajor

Choji Akimichi

Ryan Benson

Benjamin Bonich

Dante Borne

Jackie Bustra

Kayla Caeso

Anise Camsor

Alexandra Cestorb

Celina Ceraso

Ian Corbes

Jessica Cormen

Linsley Custanca

Gabriel Danose

Timi Destan

Homeroom 2: Orochimaru

Ashleigh Dosetem

Kevin Ean

Cherese Eerosa

Brian Erocha

Elaine Far

Tristan Fasmear

Natalie Fersade

Nathanial Femista

Jasara Fiale

Gavin Formid

Tyler Fondo

Ariana Fusan

Katrina Ganes

Trever Gontero

Monica Gumor

Grace Harmon

Sakura Haruno

Homeroom 3: Gaara

Julia Huduso

Philip Husara

Hinata Hyuga

Neji Hyuga

Dominic Iashi

Kiba Inuzuka

Mari Irashi

Jonathan Janso

Samantha Kisan

Crystal Listora

Emma Mestan

Chris Moriso

Tim Moriso

Douglas Muta

Shikamaru Nara

Brandon Nikrik

Mary Nosi

Homeroom 4: Enoshi

Michael Nokara

Peter Omega

Teresa Onsado

Kathleen Pensada

Steven Peson

Gilbert Pinto

Steven Pisorin

Alex Restoria

Bridget Risado

Aaron Risamer

Lee Rock

Ace Rikson

Bade Rosases

Barbra Rosendo

Chase Rosendo

Cyan Santo

Dan Sermo

Homeroom 5: Zabuza

Arite Siana

Dennis Sito

Elan Sranta

Laurie Starindo

Goku Son

Lilly Temor

Anthony Tensa

Olivia Tianto

Hannah Tisa

Abigail Torser

Jacob Unsado

Naruto Uzumaki

Sasuke Uchiha

Ethan Watosai

Isabel Whyinta

Ino Yamanaka

Joshua Zulanto

Once everyone was settled in their homerooms the teacher's gave them their schedules and they were free to leave. As they were all on their way home the same thing went through everyone's mind. "This year is going to be a living nightmare."

That is all for now. Please review!