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Discussions, Plans, & Possible Murders
Needless to say the students, well actually only the juniors right now (they had the first orientation time) at Koukou no Ankoku (A.N. this means High School of Shadows) were not happy with their new discoveries, oh no they were not pleased at all.
"How I God's name could they do this to us!" Arite Siana screamed throwing her arms in the air. She was slowly followed by four others walking behind her, trying to keep their distance from there overly angry friend.
"Well on the bright side, we all have lunch together." Kathleen said trying to calm down the flaming girl in front of her as they slowly walked to there cars.
"Not bad!" Mari said in an upset voice, "No, it's not bad its worse!"
"See someone agrees with me!" Arite said happily
"I agree with you," Anise said now next to Arite "I'm just not as…emotional about it as you!"
"Your planning something aren't you?" Arite asked the girl next to her
"Who me? No never!" she said with a laugh as they finally got to Arite's car.
The five friends all took there places around the car each knowing it since the year before when they had learned to drive. Anise, a short girl with long black but frizzy hair that she always wore up sat on the trunk of the car lying back to the window. Arite, a short dirty-blond haired girl sat next to her, her back also against the window, her brown eyes gazing at the noon sky.
Brian the only boy in the group had been silent the whole time, in his own little world, his red hair swaying in the light breeze and his dark blue eyes dancing every which way. He leaned against the side of the small silver car, his long legs stretching out so he was low enough to put his head against the glass of the side window.
Mari, a semi-short girl (but not as short as Anise) took her spot leaning/sitting on the bumper of the car next to Anise, her brown hair up in a ponytail, as usual. Lastly Kathleen took her place sitting on the paved road just in front of the car, her blue eyes studying her silent friends as they contemplated the new changes to there poor school.
"So…" Arite said, rolling the phrase around for a bit, her temper seemingly disappearing, "what was your plan?" she said sitting up and looking at Anise.
"Nothing really, it's just in the beginning stages, but I was mostly thinking making the new teachers lives a living hell." She answered surprisingly with a striate face.
"You're joking right!" Mari asked "I mean did you see those guys, they looked like half of them were on something, and the other half looked like they were about to kill us."
"Oh I know! And did you see that Orochi…Okonichi…er… the one guy with the white makeup! He looked like he was about to eat us! Talk about a freak! And I'm taking sculpture!" Kathleen said; everyone could see she was both upset and scared.
"That sucks for you!" Arite said laughing but was cut off by Brian.
"What the heck! I signed up for Aca Dec! This year and it's not on my schedule!" he said looking like he was about to march back to the school and talk to the new principal that smelled like a rotting corps.
"That's because, Brian, they don't have an Academic Decathlon teacher anymore! We've been invaded by these freaks!" Anise said in a-matter-a-fact voice.
"You're worried about Aca Dec when they added another hour to our time at school! What the hell am I going to do about Jason! I have to pick him up after school!" Arite said referring to her little brother in first grade.
"Plus they added that damn SSR!" Mari said once again yelling
"I know!" Kathleen agreed "I don't mind reading but really making us read!"
"I love to read too, but that is ridiculous." Mari said.
"I agree" Anise and Arite said at the same time, they had a bad habit of doing that at times, which usually ended with one being hit over the head. And low and behold an 'ouch' was said by none other then Anise.
"Maybe we can do some homework." Brian said hopefully but Mari just shook her head 'no'
"It's against the 'rules' to! How stupid is that!" Mari concluded
They sat in silence for a long time, all looking up at the blue sky above them, until finally Arite broke it with a small whisper of "I'll need scalpels."
This got a 'what' from Anise with Arite swiftly replying with, "I'm going to need a lot of scalpels if I'm going to kill all the new freaky teachers we have this year," Surprisingly all the people around her believing every word.
"Just try not to let the evidence lead back to you, Dr. Siana," Mari said "I'm not a lawyer yet and I can't get you out of your hundreds of to-be murders yet."
"Actually Arite, lets try not to kill the new teachers," Anise said "at least not yet."
"So what do suggest we do in the meantime to deal with the controllers of our hell known as high school in the meantime, smart ass?" Mari asked.
"Well we could just try to go along with it." said Kathleen.
"Are you insane! These people are freaks and perverts!" screamed Mari.
"Perverts? That's going a bit far even for you Mari. You don't even know them yet and you're already accusing them of being prevs." Anise calmly stated.
"Not all of them. Just one the new theology teacher." Mari said.
"And how did you come to this conclusion?" Arite asked.
"His book that he was reading." Mari replied.
"His book? How did you get that from his book?" asked Brian.
"Well you see I was just surfing the net one day looking for some new books that I might want to read and I came across one by a Japanese author, named Jiraiya. And …" Just then Anise interrupted, "Wait, Jiraiya, as in the new U.S. History teacher, Jiraiya?"
"Yeah. Well anyways I decided to check it out, since they had translated it to English and they had a few sample chapters. And…" she stopped as though thinking of how to put the next part. For two minutes she didn't say a word.
"And what! Get on with the damn story already, Mari." Arite screamed.
"Alright, alright already. Don't make me go deaf. And so I opened up one of the chapters and… and… it was hentai!" she screamed. Everyone except for Brian cringed.
"Hentai?" Brian asked, "What's hentai?"
"Hentai, my naïve friend," said Anise "is the Japanese version of porn."
"Oh." He said as a blush spread across is face.
"And to think this guy is reading it in public and yet he is teaching Moral Theology! We're doomed. Our school has been invaded by freaks, prevs, and the Japanese version Michael Jackson." Mari said with a sigh.
"Which one is the Japanese version of Michael Jackson?" asked Kathleen.
"I think she is referring to the new head of the drama department." said Arite.
"Yeah you're right." Mari sighed.
"I thank god that I don't have him in any class!" Anise said with a smile.
"Actually Anise," Arite said with one of her freighting smiles that hinted on doom, "You are taking choir this year!"
Anise's face visibly paled as she scrambled for her schedule "Oh no! Crap your right!" she yelled and looked like she was about to pass out.
"That sucks for you!" Brian said, mostly because Mari and Arite were to out of breath from laughing.
"Cut it out! This sucks ass! You think I can talk to the counselors and get it changed?" she asked ones the others had stopped laughing.
"I don't think so." Kathleen said.
"Yeah, the counselors are gone this year!" Mari said holding back laughter
"That's to bad; I think a lot of kids are going to need it this year too." Arite said trying to muffle the last of her laughter before breaking down once more.
"Hey! You kids!" a voice suddenly called out to them and they all went silent looking around them. They all jumped from there spots (Arite falling off her car) when a giant fly trap formed from the tree the car was parked next to.
A loud scream echoed across the campuses followed by the sound of doors slamming and a car screeching off.
"What the hell was that?" Zetsu said as he rubbed his head trying to move his body which was now little more then a bloody pulp. All he had been planning on doing was asking the kids why they were still there, they were the only cars in the parking lot, No he was not trying to eat them; no really he wasn't.
We'll he would never make that mistake again; two of the girls, the dark haired ones had attacked him beating him to the ground! And then once the five of them had gotten into the car the blond one had run him over!
I'm going to starve…er… die at this school! Zetsu thought as he moved back into the tree.
Elsewhere on the road
"What the hell was that?" Mari screamed from the back seat.
"Beats the hell out of me!" Anise answered breathing heavily
"That thing was scary!" Kathleen said; Brian (in the front seat) nodded in agreement.
All of a sudden the car screeched to a halt, the cars behind them honking and nearly hitting the 'insane' car "I'm driving illegally!" Arite yelled everyone in the car going white at this statement knowing what it would lead to.
"Now, now, Arite we wouldn't want to kill your future lawyer would you? Who's going to…" she never got a chance to finish as some how all four of the cars passengers were thrown out of the car and into on coming traffic.
The four of them watched as the silver car speed over the road and away from them, "Well I guess were walking back to the school." Kathleen said, all of them shivering thinking of the plant that had attacked them.
"Hey wait!" Brian said suddenly before the all turned around to go back to there now very, very demented school. "She was supposed to give me a ride home!"
They were all silent and finally Anise offered to take him home and they finally turned around to get back to there cars still in the school parking lot. Sadly things don't always go how they should, for as they turned around they realized that they were all still in the middle of the road and a truck was heading for them.
Ah what a school year this was going to be.
(AN: don't worry they all dodged at the last moment Anise dragging Brian with her and they lived, but sadly that meant they all still had to go back to the dreaded school, god help them!)
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