Kara, dressed as Supergirl, met up with Hank and Alex a short distance from the DEO. "So, I heard you can transform," Kara smirked.

"That's right. I'm from Mars," Hank revealed.

"How long have you known about this?" Kara asked Alex accusingly.

"A few days," Alex said truthfully.

"Well, I have a secret of my own. I knew the whole time," Kara smiled at them.

"Bullshit!" Alex doubted.

"I have X-ray vision and let's just say Hank has weird-ass physiology," Kara said.

"So, you were toying with me this whole time about investigating Hank?" Alex asked outraged.

"You were investigating me? What the fuck?" Hank asked annoyed.

"It was either that or spend time in Cat's office," Kara rolled her eyes.

"Do you have any other secrets you wish to share?" Alex asked angrily.

"No, that was it," Kara said awkwardly.

"How about you tell her how you didn't actually lose your powers," Hank brought up.

"Oh, shit," Kara said as she realized she had been busted.

"What? Hank and I were nearly killed by Jemm while you were gone," Alex said angrily.

"Speak for yourself, Agent Danvers," Hank objected.

"Well, its obvious we all don't trust each other," Alex said disdainfully.

"Okay, from now on, we don't keep secrets from each other," Kara pledged.

"Deal," Hank agreed.

"Deal," Alex repeated.

"Are we good now, because I didn't come out here to get bitched at," Kara said impatiently.

Alex simply nodded. Hank morphed into the Martian Manhunter and flew up into the sky. Kara shot up joining him.

"This is fun," Kara said as the two flew around.

"This isn't meant to be fun. I'm here to teach you in proper flying technique," J'onn told her.

"Oh yeah, beat this," Kara said and quickly accelerated past the sound barrier. Kara increased her speed past several Mach levels. J'onn kept up with her the entire time.

Kara smirked as she flew next to J'onn. "How about we play tag," she teased and went after him.

J'onn avoided Kara out-maneuvering her in the air. No matter Kara's speed, J'onn was able to get away from her. Kara would speed past him, have difficulty stopping herself, and fly after him. Alex watched the dogfight with her binoculars.

"Like a cat going after a laser," Hank smirked as he saw Kara still chasing after J'onn.

"Wait, how did you do that?" Alex questioned.

"It's one of my abilities. I can project images," Hank smirked. Kara finally tagged J'onn only for him to disappear.

"Two can play at that game, asshole," Kara said from behind.

Hank and Alex spun around to see Kara walking towards them. Alex looked up and saw Kara's image fade in the sky. "Well played," Hank said impressed. "Another one of your powers?"

"My power is that I have a lot of powers," Kara grinned.

"Why not be like this full-time?" Kara asked.

"Not all of us look identical to humans," Hank said bitterly.

Alex took out a tablet and showed them a blueprint of Lord Technologies. "I have pinpointed room 52 at Lord Technologies assuming we can trust James Olsen's intel."

"Superman trusts him. That's good enough for me," Hank said satisfied.

"Oh, fuck me, right?" Kara said offended.

"I'll do it," Hank said casually.

"How?" Alex asked.

Hank morphed into Maxwell Lord. "Too easy," he said with Maxwell's voice.

"Holy shit," Kara said impressed.

At Catco, Kara, James, and Winn eavesdropped on Cat's conversation with Lucy. Kara was narrating the conversation to the other two using her super-hearing. "They both agreed that Lois Lane is a bitch," Kara summarized.

"She's a lot nicer in person," James said.

"Uh-huh," Kara doubted. "Cat just offered Lucy a job."

"What job?" James asked curiously.

Winn suddenly grabbed the remote and turned the channel on the TV distracting Kara. "Damn it, Winn. She was about to say," Kara scolded.

"I'm having a mini-freak out," Winn told her.

"Is it because your father escaped from prison?" Kara asked knowingly.

"You don't know that. It could be a different Winslow Schott," Winn said pathetically.

"Cat is making me general counsel. I'm going to be suing a lot of people," Lucy said happily.

"Congratulations," James said delightedly.

"I'm going to be making a lot more money than the army," Lucy said pleased.

"Yeah, that's great," Kara said bitterly.

FBI agents suddenly marched into the office. "Is Winslow Schott Jr. here?" the female FBI agent leader asked.

"That's me," Winn answered.

FBI agent Chase led Winn to a private office for questioning. "What do you know about your father's escape and whereabouts?"

"I don't know crap," Winn answered.

"Alright, we're done here," Agent Chase said and walked out.

Winn left the room and went out to the balcony to think. Kara went out to see him. "So...your father killed a bunch of guards with a yo-yo. That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard ever," Kara said.

"He wasn't always crazy, you know. He was a good dad. We'd go to his workshop and build toys," Winn said reflectively.

"Like Santa," Kara smiled.

"Yeah, sure," Winn allowed. "Except my dad is real," he said bitterly.

"Santa isn't real?" Kara questioned.

"One day, he got really pissed off that his boss stole his toy design and got rich off it. So, he put a bomb in a teddy bear and sent it to his boss. It didn't get to him, though. It killed his female assistant and five others."

"To think that could happen to me," Kara said.

"That's what you got out of that story?" Winn asked unimpressed.

"I know there's nothing I can say that will make you feel better, right now, so I won't try," Kara said sincerely.

"Well, you have a homicidal maniac in your family, too. I guess that means we have something in common," Winn said dryly.

"At least he's not here," Kara said brightly.

"I got this in the mail," Winn said opening the package and revealing a toy. "Come to our favorite place. I'll be waiting for you," the doll said.

"Creepy as fuck," Kara smiled. "That looks like...," Kara said.

"Don't say it out loud," Winn said fearfully as he looked around.

"Like Batman," Kara whispered.

Winn shuddered. "Now, we're fucked."

Kara shook her head. "So, you know lying to the Feds is like a crime," she reminded him.

"I don't know. I've tried to forget about him and now he's all over the news. I hate him, Kara. I hate him," Winn said as he cried on her shoulder.

"Now...now," Kara said, reluctantly giving him a hug.

"I'm keeping an agent here in case he shows up," the FBI leader said to Winn.

"Agent Chase...I'm sorry. I fucked up. I have something to tell you," Winn admitted.

Winn strolled down the docks while the FBI watched on. He then went into an arcade arena. "Echo team, move into position," Agent Chase ordered her men.

"Isn't this a bit much for a toymaker?" Kara wondered.

"Last time we apprehended him, he killed an agent. We're not letting anything to chance," Agent Chase said.

"Just make sure Winn isn't harmed. He's our best IT guy," Kara told them.

"The only reason you're here is because Winn was too much of a pussy to go in if you didn't come along. So, stay out of our way," Agent Chase said.

"That's fair," Kara allowed.

At Catco, Lucy Lane stared at a computer screen and began looking up random factoids about Catco. "Did you know that ninety percent of Catco businesses are run by women?" she asked James.

"Did you know...I don't give a shit?" James replied.

"Don't be like that," Lucy scolded.

"You taking the job?" James asked curiously.

"What do you think? You mind us working together?" Lucy asked.

"I see the potential of you nagging me going up ninety percent," James answered.

"You don't sound thrilled. Why aren't you happy for me?" Lucy questioned.

"Holy fuck, its already begun," James grumbled.

"I'm taking the job whether you like it or not," Lucy told him.

"I honestly don't give a fuck," James told her. "It's your career. Do what you want."

"I'm not asking for your permission, James," Lucy said with her crazy girlfriend expression.

"I am so fucked," James realized as Lucy stormed out.

Alex called up Maxwell from the DEO headquarters. "What do you want?" Maxwell asked rudely.

"Want to go on a date. Maybe talk about classified stuff," Alex offered.

"What does your boss think about this?" Maxwell asked.

"Fuck him," Alex replied.

"Nice. I like that. See you tonight," Maxwell agreed.

Alex turned to Hank. "I'll have him out of the building until 2200, but his employees and security will still be there."

"Thank God, I have female agents that can seduce sinister men. I was never good at it," Hank said.

"Wait...what?" Alex wondered.

The FBI waited until the Toyman showed himself. "Alright, move in," Agent Chase ordered.

"You know what? I'm going to handle this," Kara said and then clapped her hands. The FBI agents all fell unconscious at her feet.

Kara then X-ray visioned the arcade and found one man inside.

Toyman noticed Supergirl casually strolling towards him. "Why is she here?" he asked Winn.

"Oh, I have no idea actually," Winn said confused.

"He's not actually there. Nice visual effect," Kara complimented.

"Really?" Winn said surprised.

"I had to take precautions," Toyman said.

"And here I was expecting a hug," Winn said sarcastically.

Kara looked around and saw weird surveillance equipment inside random toys using her X-ray vision. "So, Toymaker, what's your deal?"

"I told you to come alone," Toyman said to Winn.

Gas then poured out of several stuff animals. "Well, family reunion is over," Kara said disappointed and blasted Toymaker with heat vision. He shattered into glass shards.

Kara then sucked up all the gas in the room and tore through the ceiling where she exhaled the gas in a large burp that lasted several seconds.

Kara quickly dressed in civilian clothes and met Winn outside. "Thanks. You saved me from my crazy dad," Winn said gratefully.

"No (Burp) problem," Kara smiled. "Anything for a (Burp) friend," Kara said.

"You don't really need me," Winn shook his head pathetically.

"Oh, Winn, I don't need anyone really. I'm invincible and I have all these amazing (Burp) powers. I'm not your friend (Burp), because I need you. I'm your (Burp) friend because I choose to be," Kara said.

"Why?" Winn asked confused.

"It's the feeling you have when you have a pet dog," Kara said thoughtfully.

"Great, I'm a pet," Winn said annoyed.

Kara then eyed the approaching FBI. "Well, I have to get back to work," Kara said and took off. The oblivious Winn was suddenly ambushed by the FBI.

"What the fuck happened in there?" Agent Chase demanded as they hovered around him.

"I don't know. Stop yelling!" Winn cried.

Alex got all pretty in a black dress as she went on a date with Maxwell Lord at Lord Hotel. He had rented out the restaurant for the two of them. "You're staring," Alex noticed.

"Just wondering if there's a pistol underneath that dress," Maxwell said cautiously.

"Rumor has it, you're into that kind of thing," Alex smirked.

"Oh, behave, Agent Danvers," Maxwell said becoming aroused for her.

"Call me Alex," Alex insisted.

Kara arrived at the office to a pissed-off Cat. "Our IT guy is the spawn of the Toyman," Cat realized.

"Small world, huh?" Kara smiled.

"Why didn't you tell me? Do you know what the press would do to me if they found out I employed the Toyman's son?" Cat asked her.

"I doubt anyone even knew who the (Burp) Toyman was until today," Kara replied.

"The fool should have changed his name," Cat said.

"I see a (Burp) opportunity to get an exclusive interview," Kara said brightly.

"We think alike. Do you think he will cry on cue?" Cat wondered.

"I think he will (Burp) cry with or without a (Burp) cue," Kara said.

"Good, now, I want you to go to HR and get me the employment packet for Lucy Lane," Cat ordered.

"Has she accepted the (Burp) job?" Kara asked concernedly.

"Not yet, but I've given her an offer she couldn't possibly refuse," Cat said.

"Wouldn't it have been (Burp) I don't know (Burp) nice to have asked James about this before hiring his girlfriend?" Kara asked.

"James' problem isn't that his girlfriend is working with him in the same office. It's that his fuck-buddy is also working in the same office, too," Cat said bluntly.

"You (Burp) better be referring to me," Kara said suddenly becoming jealous.

"I need a lawyer, not a TMZ story. Now, get me that packet," Cat ordered.

"Yes, (Burp) Miss Grant," Kara said turning away.

"And Kara, what's wrong with you?" Cat asked slightly concerned.

"Nothing," Kara said innocently.

"Hmm," Cat said as she motioned Kara to go away.

Maxwell and Alex dined until late at night. "You should try this?" Maxwell suggested.

Alex tried the weird substance. "Delicious," she said truthfully.

"It's snail eggs," Maxwell told her.

Alex had to stop herself from gagging. "Look, Max, the aliens that attacked your lab have the same powers as Supergirl. If they wanted to, they could fuck you up."

"I can defend myself pretty well," Maxwell said confidently.

"The shit thrower? Impressive," Alex said sarcastically.

"I have other weapons in my arsenal. The best money can buy," Maxwell smiled.

"Why are you so obsessed with Supergirl? Is it jealousy?" Alex asked.

"You don't seem to understand. All the alien criminals that have caused acts of terrorism recently are nothing compared to Supergirl. I know her true power. She's more dangerous than all of them combined," Maxwell said darkly.

"Lex Luther said the same thing about Superman," Alex smirked.

Maxwell bristled at the comparison. "She mentioned his name, too. The difference between the two of us is that I'm not a prison bitch."

"That's fair," Alex allowed.

"The aliens didn't take anything. I have everything in the lab itemized," Maxwell assured her.

"Then why did they attack you?" Alex asked.

"I was hoping you could tell me," Maxwell dodged. "You seem to know more about them than I do," he complimented. He then lifted his glass. "To Alex Danvers, hero in her own right."

Alex played along and clinked glasses to his toast. They both drank the rich champagne. Alex suddenly face-planted on the table. Maxwell sighed and motioned for a waiter. "I'll have the steak, well-done, and bring the ketchup. Also, bring a Coke," he ordered.

"And for the lady?" the waiter asked.

"She's fine, thank you," Maxwell said.

Hank, disguised as Maxwell, walked the halls of Lord Technologies. "Aren't you supposed to be with Miss Danvers," his assistant asked.

"She was a total bitch, so I ended the evening early," Hank told her.

"I am not surprised. She has no comedic timing at all," his assistant agreed.

"That's for sure," Hank smiled and waved her off.

Hank found room 52 and used his powers to move through the wall avoiding the security lock. Looking around, Hank took pictures of everything he saw including the woman on a medical bed. Hank eyed the woman curiously. She suspiciously looked like Kara.

"Freeze," a security guard said barging in.

Hank turned around and used the guard's hesitation to beat him down. "Please don't kill me," the guard said as Hank held him at gunpoint.

"I'm not going to kill you," Hank told him.

"Thank God," the guard said relieved.

"I am going to mind rape you, though," Hank said as he put his hand on his forehead.

Kara and Winn discussed an important clue. "This toy was made in the slingshot factory where he used to work," Winn told her.

"You want him dead or alive?" Kara asked him.

"I don't care," Winn said emotionally exhausted.

Kara flew out of Catco towards the factory. Finding it, she used her heat vision to slice through the lock and enter. "Mr. Schott? I just want to play," Kara said trying to lure him out.

"I'm a friend of your son's. You can trust me," Kara lied.

A toy of Supergirl on a bicycle rolled towards her. "If I wasn't completely invincible, I would be so freaked out right now," Kara muttered.

"I know you love your son. Think of what is best for him," Kara said condescendingly.

"That's all I think about," Toyman revealed himself.

Kara moved on him in a flash but he activated a trap on a large alphabet block. Kara fell into quicksand and was stuck. "Really?" Kara asked unimpressed.

Kara then heard children inside suitcases being carried over her head on a conveyor belt that led to a factory shredder. Kara considered using her heat vision to free herself. "I wouldn't do that. The sand is laced with thermite. Add heat and the whole place will blow."

Kara continued to sink into the quicksand. "Even you need oxygen," Toyman assumed.

"Well, you see, that's where you're wrong. I can fly in space," Kara told him.

"Oh," Toyman realized the flaw in his plan. "Well, either you catch me or let the children die," he threatened.

Kara sighed as the quicksand went up to her waist. Breathing frost on the sand, she turned it rock solid and then cracked it open. She then grabbed Toyman. "The children!" Toyman shouted.

Kara watched as the first suitcase dropped down and was shredded. Toyman gave Kara a shocked look. "Oh no, did an innocent child die?" Kara mocked. "I have X-ray vision," Kara smirked.

Kara waited patiently as each suitcase with a doll in each was shredded. "The only reason I'm not killing you is because your son is a good friend of mine."

Winn came over to Kara's apartment as a precaution. "I sent him back to jail. You have nothing to worry about," Kara told him.

"Winslow Schott Sr. also known as Toyman has escaped prison again this evening," the news anchor announced.

"Well...shit," Kara sighed.

"If he had hurt you...I don't know...," Winn said on the verge of crying.

"He can't hurt me. He makes toys," Kara said giving Winn an odd look.

"He'll go after the ones you love," Winn clarified. "Next time you see him, you have to kill him."

"Fine," Kara agreed.

"Maybe you should kill me, too," Winn said insanely.

"What the fuck did you just say?" Kara asked.

"If he could snap, maybe I could snap one day," Winn said freaked out.

"That'll be the day," Kara tried to imagine it.

"Just because I can't possibly hurt you doesn't mean our co-workers are safe," Winn said seriously.

"Winn, take a chill pill. Every family has at least one crazy mother-fucker. It doesn't mean the same will happen to you," Kara told him.

"You don't know what it's like to snap. You lost everything when your planet exploded and now you don't give a shit about anything," Winn said.

"That's fair," Kara allowed. "Winn, we are linked," she said holding his hand. "The moment you snap, I'll stop you."

"Thanks," Winn said and gave Kara a kiss.

Kara gave a wide-eyed look as Winn kissed her. Winn then looked around confused. "Why am I here?"

"Umm...you were leaving," Kara said escorting the confused Winn out. "See you at work," Kara said to him as she closed the door.

Winn gave the door a bewildered look and then walked off back to his own apartment. His father suddenly ambushed him with chloroform. "Oh, God!" Winn cried out as he collapsed.

The next morning, Kara came to work finding the FBI already there snooping through Winn's files. "Don't you need a search warrant or something?" Kara asked.

"All of Winn's communications are the property of Catco, and we have Miss Grant's permission," Agent Chase told her.

"Oh, well, you don't really have my permission," Kara said.

"Well, we don't give a shit," Agent Chase told her.

Kara sighed, rubbed her hands together, and clapped. The sudden air shock-wave knocked them all out. "Finally, I can get some work done," Kara said as she immediately got on Facebook.

"What happened to them?" Cat asked concernedly.

"They got the clap," Kara said sympathetically.

Charles Dunholtz was at the podium for a national toy convention. "There's something unique in a child's view of the world. Something innocent and pure," Charles said and then noticed Winn with a toy gun in his hand aimed at him.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Charles demanded.

"I don't want to do this," Winn cried pathetically and misfired his only shot.

There was an awkward silence for a moment. "Can we get security?" Charles asked impatiently.

Kara, dressed as Supergirl, blasted through the ceiling."You could have warned me," she said annoyed at Winn.

"He made me do it," Winn said.

Kara shook her head and then eyed the packages hanging suspiciously on the ceiling. "Wow, they're all bombs. Imagine that."

"Did you say bombs?" Charles asked incredulously.

"Yeah, Winn's father probably put his son up to it in a revenge plot against you," Kara summarized. "He's in the basement, right now."

"Well, go get him," Charles ordered.

"Hey, asshole. I don't follow your orders. I do whatever the fuck I want. I don't give a shit about your toy convention. I'm here to save a good friend of mine. God damn!" Kara said to him.

Kara looked around and quickly realized the cameras were on her and all of the parents had covered their children's ears. "Sorry," Kara said awkwardly.

"He said if I didn't kill him, he would kill everyone," Winn said.

"Man, that must have taken a lot of preparation. It's like this guy is the Joker or something," Kara remarked. She then looked down and saw that he had begun the countdown already.

"Well...shit," Kara said as the countdown began.

"What?" Winn asked panicked.

"I got like five seconds to figure this out," Kara said and then blew frost breath up at the bombs disabling them all. Each of the bomb crates cracked open and fell apart.

"Wow," Winn said impressed.

"I know, right? Imagine if I had made some ice wall. There would be ice shrapnel in all of these kids," Kara contemplated.

"So, you going to capture my dad?" Winn asked.,

"Oh, right," Kara said, suddenly remembering. She easily found him in the basement and apprehended him. "I'll have you know, I have a lot of toys back home that I would love to shove up your ass, right now."

Lucy came out to see James on the balcony. "I took the job. My office is upstairs, like on the top floor."

"I'm so happy for you," James said with false sincerity.

"What's wrong? Jealous?" Lucy asked pushing his buttons.

"Yeah, you being excited about your job reminded me how much I hate mine," James told her.

"And here I thought it was about our relationship," Lucy said pleased.

"It sort of still is," James said. "You're going to be copyrighting all my photos."

"Only the ones I like," Lucy told him.

Kara eyed James and Lucy making out on the balcony. Unsure what to think of this, she strolled over to Winn. "Playing some 90s video game?" she asked him.

"Yeah," Winn said depressed.

"Want some potstickers?" Kara offered.

"I'm not really hungry," Winn said.

"What's on your mind? You want to know what's on my mind? The guy I like is making out with another woman, right now. It just grinds my gears," Kara said frustrated.

"You love James?" Winn asked curiously.

"Love is too strong a word to describe it," Kara backtracked.

Winn sighed. "I have to tell you. I can't keep it bottled up inside any longer. If I do, I'll snap like my dad," Winn said.

"Keep going, I believe in you," Kara said condescendingly.

"I love you, Kara. I've loved you for a long time even before I knew you were Supergirl. I refuse to be in the friend zone any longer. I'm going to quit," Winn said.

"You can't quit. I need you to keep things running around here or Cat will have my ass," Kara said.

"Is that all you got from what I just said?" Winn asked disappointedly.

"And that brings up my first point: Winn, I'm a terrible person. I don't do love very well. I don't have the same kind of empathy and attachment that you humans have. Why would you want to be around someone who is just going to take advantage of you emotionally and rip you to shreds for the fun of it?" Kara asked.

"Because...you're hawt, Kara," Winn said honestly.

"You men are really simple creatures," Kara remarked.

"Hey, I get it. Why would I even have a chance with the most powerful person in the universe? My dad is the Toyman. I'm a nerd and a loser. I have nothing to offer," Winn said pathetically.

Kara couldn't deny that everything Winn said was true. "Winn, we're both broken people. Tell you what, best buddy. From this time henceforth, we will be together," Kara said.

"You really mean it? You're not fucking with me?" Winn asked cautiously.

Kara smiled mischievously. "Oh, there will be plenty of sex but only the pity kind."

"That's fair, I guess," Winn allowed.

"And if I don't like where this is going, I'll just erase your memory of it," Kara said simply.

"Oh, well, sure," Winn agreed. "So, you want to do anything tonight?"

"Not tonight. My sister is coming over and she's not into threesomes," Kara shut him down.

"Okay then. See you tomorrow then," Winn said awkwardly.

Kara flew into her apartment and found Alex with a pizza. "Did you forget Game of Thrones night with pizza?" Alex asked her.

"Ah yes, a show that's much better than my own drama," Kara said thoughtfully.

"You seem down," Alex noted.

"I lost James and gained a Winn," Kara said taking out a vodka bottle.

"I am so sorry," Alex said sympathetically. "Well, it was better than my date."

"Maxwell loves you in his own way," Kara told her.

"Uh, no, fuck that guy. I woke up in a dark alley half-way through our date," Alex said peeved.

"Yeah, but he's good looking, smart, rich, and so aggressive," Kara complimented.

"He wants to kill you," Alex reminded her.

"The fact that he tries his little hardest is so cute," Kara giggled.

"So, why Winn?" Alex asked.

"I can get him to fix my laptop for free," Kara said.

"No, seriously," Alex pressed.

"He's a total loser in every possible way, but I think I can fix him," Kara said ambitiously.

"Well, have fun with that," Alex smirked.

Meanwhile, Maxwell Lord was watching the entire thing from a small camera he installed on Alex's purse. "Sisters," he realized. "That is so hawt."

Author's Notes: In this episode, I had to deal with some contradictions from the films: Supergirl/Superman can fly in space and don't require oxygen for extended periods of time, Kara has X-ray vision and could figure out who Hank was from the first episode if she wanted to, the reason Toyman escapes from CW Kara is that she was fooled into thinking the suitcases had real children even though she has X-ray vision, and X-ray vision would have determined that Toyman was never physically present in the arcade arena, and I'm not so sure that ice wall could block an explosion of that magnitude. In fact, there is a youtube video on just one kg of dynamite punching through 30cm (12 inches) thick ice on a frozen lake, so you decide on that one.