Kara wore an old-fashioned dress and hairstyle as she heated up a turkey with her heat vision. "I will never get tired of watching you do that," Eliza said amazed.
The rest of the gang was on the couch watching the Steelers' game. There was a knock on the door. Eliza opened the door to see Mon with large cases of beer in both arms. He was wearing an Amish-looking suit and hat.
"Why do both of you look Amish?" Eliza asked.
"I decided to give Mon a tour of their society," Kara said.
"I told them that if they use their Ki they don't need electricity," Mon said helpfully.
"But why?" Eliza wondered.
"Kara, stop fucking with the Amish...again," Alex scolded.
"Alex: language," Eliza scolded her. "So, you're the Insane friend Kara has told me all about."
"I would say more than just friends," Mon smirked.
"Mon, shut up," Kara hissed.
"I mean, we're comrades in the fight against the forces of evil," Mon clarified.
"This is my adopted mother, Eliza Danvers," Kara introduced to him.
"I hear you're a scientist. That is quite an accomplishment for a woman," Mon complimented. "Can you tell me more about this science?"
Alex went over to Kara as Eliza and Mon hit it off. "I think Mon's hitting on my mom," Alex said concernedly.
"Well, she is a MILF," Kara allowed.
"Kara, how can you talk about my mom like that?" Alex asked shocked.
"Oh, if you thought that was bad, you should hear what I say about your dad," Kara smiled reflectively. "Speaking of which, you going to let him out anytime soon?" Kara asked.
"He's still raving like a lunatic about the End Times and some alien invasion," Alex shook her head sadly.
Kara then walked over to Eliza. "You and Mon seem to be hitting it off."
"Oh, he's just doing that to get in your pants," Eliza scoffed.
"That is the way to do it," Kara nodded.
"He likes you," Eliza detected.
"Like is a strong word," Kara denied.
The gang then sat down at the table for Thanksgiving dinner. "Kara, will you do the honors," Eliza requested.
"Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub...Yay God!" Kara led.
"That was very inappropriate, thank you," Eliza said rolling her eyes.
A portal then opened inside the apartment and then suddenly closed. "So...how's the turkey. I cooked it myself," Kara said after a long pause.
"We have to investigate this," Alex said seriously getting up.
"Do we?" Kara asked skeptically.
"Yeah, can we do it after dinner and after the game?" James asked.
"Yeah, sit down, Alex," Eliza ordered.
"I have to say, this Thanks Giving dinner is a lot better than last year. That was really awkward," Winn remarked.
"I'll say," Kara said eyeing Alex.
"Alright, I have something to announce. It's something I have been feeling for a long time, but I'm thankful you're all here to support me," Alex began.
Kara and James drank their wine glass down in anticipation. "I think we should investigate that portal," Kara said urgently.
"No kidding," James agreed.
"I have to get to the lab," Winn said.
"Those weights aren't going to lift themselves," Mon added.
"I hate you all," Alex frowned as everyone bailed from the apartment.
At the DEO, Winn, Kara, and Alex discussed the portal. "So, last night the time-continuum just happened to open in your apartment," Winn said. "What are the odds of that?"
"Stupid low," Kara agreed.
"I'm going to scan for tachyons," Winn said.
"Yeah, you go do that," Kara said already bored.
"Holidays are over. Back to work," Hank yelled at his DEO agents.
"Hardass," Kara said as she came to the table with Alex and Hank.
"The question of the day is what did Cadmus want with Supergirl's blood," Hank said seriously.
"Yeah, why not kill you?" Alex asked.
"It's not really possible to kill me," Kara said arrogantly. "Probably Lena knows something."
"I'll tap her phone," Winn volunteered.
"Good initiative," Hank said pleased.
"I can interrogate her," Kara said cracking her knuckles.
"Or Hank can just read her mind," Alex said obviously.
"How is he going to get into her office? She has security cameras everywhere," Kara asked.
"Too easy," Winn smiled.
"Also, Hank can impersonate you," Alex said.
"I'm busy. You handle it," Hank said to Kara.
"Well...shit," Alex said as Hank took off to taunt and torture M'gann.
Kara came into Lena's office for another Catco interview. "So, what is this interview for, really?" Lena asked suspiciously.
"Oh, you know, we want more ammunition on you, so we can talk shit about you," Kara said nonchalantly.
"I value honesty in a reporter," Lena said appreciatively.
"You must be a glutton for punishment," Kara remarked. "So, how's your mom? I heard she went crazy after your brother's trial."
"It's been a tough number of years," Lena allowed. "No matter what Lex does, I always seem to fall short of my mother's expectations. We could never agree on anything."
"Sounds like my mom," Kara nodded. "What kinds of things didn't you two agree on?"
"She wanted Lex Corp to dominate the world...and I didn't," Lena said simply.
"Why do you have to be such a hater?" Kara asked.
"What?" Lena asked confused.
"All your mother is trying to do is keep the world safe. I mean, even if there is a one percent chance Supergirl or Superman could turn against us, we must treat it as an absolute certainty," Kara argued.
"Or we could have hope they will do the right thing," Lena said brightly.
"I believe that good people on either side can argue about this in good faith," Kara said reasonably.
"Of course. I just forgot I have a meeting I have to go to," Lena said abruptly cutting Kara off.
"I don't know. That sounds like bullshit to me," Kara said doubtfully.
"Thanks for coming by," Lena said giving Kara a fake smile.
Mon looked over a shadowy figure at the bar. "Can I get you something? Maybe, some fried chicken or watermelon?"
"No," Cyborg Superman replied annoyed.
"If you don't want any alcohol, we have some grape soda," Mon offered.
Cyborg Superman ignored Mon. A female alien then struck up a conversation with Mon. "When are you off?" she asked.
"Oh, I can leave whenever I want," Mon told her.
"In that case, how about you come over to my place?" she asked aggressively.
"I would love to but my queen would snap off my dick and shove it up my ass if I did," Mon said sadly.
"Oh, the jealous type. Let's make it a threesome," the female alien suggested.
Mon nodded intrigued not noticing Cyborg Superman placing a device under the bar table. Cyborg Superman then walked out of the bar as the device let loose a toxic gas. Mon followed him out the door. "J'onn, you didn't pay your tab."
Cyborg Superman then revealed his masked face. "Oh, it's you," Mon sighed.
Cyborg Superman went on the attack punching and kicking at Mon. He dodged every attack and then blasted Cyborg Superman down the street. Meanwhile, the gas inside the bar killed everyone inside. Mon frowned realizing this would be really bad for business.
Lillian strolled into Lena's office. "Drinking wine at your desk at noon? Are you an alcoholic?" she asked.
"It lowers my anxiety especially when someone like you walks in," Lena said.
"Why is that? Is it because you don't feel truly part of the family?" Lillian asked.
"You always reminded me that I was adopted, not a true Luthor," Lena said resentfully. "You always favored Lex."
"And you were your father's favorite, so its all square," Lillian said dismissively. "You shouldn't take it too seriously. No parent truly loves their children equally."
"Well...now that pleasantries are out of the way, what are you up to?" Lena asked.
"Oh, you know, home decorating, gardening, and coming up with new cooking recipes," Lillian mocked.
"There's a reporter sniffing around. She'll find out what you're up to," Lena bluffed.
"If you're referring to Kara Danvers of Catco, then you're dumber than she is," Lillian smiled and walked out.
"Damn," Lena said feeling burned.
Kara sped over to the Fortress of Solitude. She noticed the door hadn't been repaired since she busted it down. Walking in, she was confronted by Kelex. "What the fuck happened here?" Kara asked pointing to footprints in the snow.
"There is an intruder in the Fortress," Kelex warned.
"Oh really?" Kara wondered and started to scan the entire room.
"You are the intruder," Kelex said menacingly.
"Kelex, stop fucking around. I mean business," Kara said impatiently.
Kelex fired on Kara. The blast sizzled on her suit. "You are the worst security droid ever," Kara said and then proceeded to zap it with her heat vision.
Kara then noticed pieces of glass from a test tube and dried up blood on the control panel. Kara pressed on the control panel activating it. "Roll video logs," she ordered.
Kara then saw Cyborg Superman pour her blood all over the control panel and begin asking questions. "God damn, Kelex! You couldn't tell the difference between a fat black cyborg man and a beautiful sexy blond girl?" Kara shook her head dismayed.
"Hello, Kara," Zor-El said pleasantly. "What do you wish to know?" he asked.
"Did you ever love me?" Kara asked hopefully.
"Inconclusive," Zor-El replied.
"Damn," Kara said destroyed.
"Anything else?" Zor-El asked unphased.
"What's this Project Medusa about?" Kara asked curiously.
"A weaponized virus that I created for Krypton's defense. I bio-engineered the virus to attack non-Kryptonian physiology. In the event of an invasion, the virus could be deployed to kill the enemy without harming Krypton's infrastructure," Zor-El said.
"Wow, that is badass. I never knew you were into weaponizing viruses. The Geneva Convention would have your ass for this," Kara smirked.
"The Geneva Convention can go fuck itself," Zor-El smiled.
"That's what I'm talking about. I knew you were cool beneath all that sciency stuff you did," Kara nodded approvingly. "I thought all this time you were trying to cure Kryptonian diseases to save lives."
"This research was to save Kryptonian lives, especially against the blood-thirsty Insane race. I hope you never encounter one, Kara," Zor-El said.
"Yeah...," Kara agreed awkwardly.
"So, when you mean non-Kryptonians do you also mean humans?" Kara asked.
"All non-Kryptonians," Zor-El repeated.
"Well...shit," Kara realized.
Back at the DEO, Kara briefed the others on the situation. "Henshaw stole the virus' formula from the Fortress of Solitude which means Cadmus can now use it. It's an unstoppable virus that kills anyone other than Kryptonians," Kara said.
"Mon's condition is deteriorating. His peak physical condition is keeping the virus from killing him immediately, but he's running out of time," Eliza said.
"We should collect his sperm while we still can," Kara said urgently.
"What the fuck do you want to do with that?" Hank asked her.
"He's the last of his kind. It's valuable for research purposes," Kara said lamely. "Anyway, this is all the information the Fortress has on the virus," Kara said giving Eliza a weird crystal thumb drive.
"Well, this would be useful if we had any operating system compatible with whatever this is," Eliza sighed. "Alex, come with me."
Eliza and Alex worked on the virus in the lab. "Is there anything you want to tell me?" Eliza asked casually.
"No," Alex said awkwardly.
"Secrets don't agree with you," Eliza told her.
"I kept it a secret that I was at the DEO for years," Alex pointed out.
"Oh, sweetie, I meant about you being gay," Eliza clarified.
"What the fuck?" Alex mouthed.
"Kara told me all about you and Maggie," Eliza revealed.
"That bitch," Alex said stunned.
"Hey, we all have that phase. For me, it was in college," Eliza said.
"Wait...what?" Alex wondered of her overly conservative mother.
"Oh, I was a wild one in the '80s. I did drugs, slept around, listened to rock music, and cheated on my tests. It wasn't until I met Jeremiah that I was put on the right path. He saved me," Eliza said reflectively.
"I didn't really want to know this," Alex said disturbed.
"So, have you two gone all the way?" Eliza asked curiously.
"What the fuck, mom?" Alex said becoming distressed.
"Language," Eliza scolded. "Women do things to other women all the time. They hug, they hold hands, they kiss, they fondle each other's breasts, and they even bathe together. That doesn't make it gay, sweetie," Eliza said.
"It doesn't?" Alex wondered.
"Promise me you won't get fat, cut your hair short, and grow a beard," Eliza said seriously.
"We're not having this conversation," Alex shut her down.
"If you find yourself needing to practice, you can always ask Kara. That's what sisters are for," Eliza said.
"How do you reconcile being so strict with me before and now telling me all this?" Alex asked.
"Honestly, it was for Jeremiah. He's a bit of a hardass. Once he was gone out of the house, I started doing some crazy shit you wouldn't believe," Eliza smiled.
"Well, thanks, mom," Alex said giving Eliza a hug.
"You're not off the hook. I want grandchildren, damn it," Eliza ordered.
Kara was on the balcony of the DEO looking out at the stars. "The view is so much better here," Hank said pleased.
"You do realize that by putting the DEO in the middle of the city, the odds of civilian causalities goes up a billion percent," Kara told him.
"Yeah...I don't give a shit," Hank replied.
"My whole life I thought my parents were the good guys. Now, I know that my mother sentenced so-called rebels that were simply trying to save our race to prison and that my father created biological weapons," Kara sighed.
"Don't act like you're an angel yourself. Except for Superman, all you Kryptonians have proven to be fucked up," Hank said scornfully.
"Well, every green Martian I have ever encountered has proven to be an asshole," Kara shot back.
"Fuck you, Kara," Hank grumbled.
"Is death and destruction across the universe my parents' legacy?" Kara wondered.
"Your parents' legacy was you and you are death and destruction across the universe," Hank told her. "If Cadmus deploys this weapon, it will kill all sentient life on this planet including the human race. Then, their kill count will dwarf yours."
"My God," Kara realized the significance of that.
Eliza and Alex came up to them. "We found out how Cadmus is deploying the virus. They need a dispersion agent. They need isotope 454," Eliza said.
"Isotope 454, huh? That sounds like bullshit," Kara said skeptically.
"Not now, Kara," Eliza scolded.
"Only L Corp. creates that isotope," Alex added.
"Some might consider that a coincidence," Kara considered.
"If Cadmus gets a hold of it, they could spread the virus across the globe," Eliza warned.
Cyborg Superman casually went past the metal detector and easily subdued the lone guard. Kara grabbed the guard as he was thrown into the air. "Nathan Lane? What are you doing here?" Kara asked him.
The guard ran off as Kara took steps towards Cyborg Superman. "I should've known you would have shown up," Cyborg Superman said irritably.
"This is my show, dude. Who else did you think was going to show up?" Kara mocked. Kara sped towards Cyborg Superman and put him in an arm lock. She chopped his arm breaking it and then broke the other arm in hand-to-hand combat. Cyborg Superman quickly fixed his robotic arms and flung Kara into the L Corp sign smashing it.
"My sign," Lena said concernedly as Kara crashed through it.
Cyborg Superman then threw a piece of debris at Lena despite knowing full well she was the daughter of his employer. Kara blocked the debris shattering it into dust on impact. Kara flew at Cyborg Superman and stunned him with a punch to the head. A portal suddenly opened in the air above them.
"So pretty," Kara said distractedly.
Cyborg Superman grabbed Kara and brought her to the floor. "No one's going to save you," he said as he strangled her.
"Harder," Kara gasped.
"What the fuck?" Cyborg Superman wondered.
MPD officers arrived on the scene and began firing at Cyborg Superman's back having no effect. Kara lifted Cyborg Superman off the floor and took him to the ceiling and then slammed him back down. Cyborg Superman took aim at Maggie and fired a laser through her shoulder.
"Your aim sucks, dude," Kara said as she brought Cyborg Superman above her head and then slammed his back over her knee.
Kara then dumped Cyborg Superman on the floor, finished with him. "We're going to need a medic," Kara radioed. She then turned to Cyborg Superman to kill him off for good, but he had vanished. "Where the fuck did he go?"
Back at the DEO, Kara regrouped with Eliza, Winn, and Hank. "Did you secure the isotope from L Corp?" Eliza asked.
"The what now?" Kara asked confused.
"Why would Hank Henshaw attack L Corp if Lillian and Lena are on the same side?" Winn asked confused.
"It's just to make it look like Lillian and Lena aren't working together," Hank said suspiciously.
"Cyborg Superman tried to kill Lena," Kara brought up.
"He probably just wanted to make it look like he was trying to kill her," Hank said stubbornly.
"I don't know. I looked into her eyes," Kara said pulling her eyelid down for emphasis.
"So, how's Mon?" Kara asked changing the subject.
"He's getting worse, sweetie," Eliza told her.
"Well...shit," Kara said not liking the sound of that.
Kara flew to L Corp and entered Lena's office through the balcony. "You know that door isn't really an entrance," Lena said annoyed.
"Good thing I don't give a shit," Kara replied.
"So, what do I owe the pleasure?" Lena asked.
"Your mother is the leader of Cadmus. You're going to tell me where she is," Kara demanded.
"You're lying," Lena doubted hurt by the accusation.
"Lena, I never lie...wait, no, that's Superman's shtick," Kara muttered.
"What is this all about?" Lena asked impatiently.
"Your mother has a Kryptonian virus that could wipe out all sentient life on the planet. It will kill everyone except me and Superman. Kind of ironic isn't it?" Kara smiled amused.
"You think you're so high and mighty with that seal on your chest. How many times did Superman go after Lex?" Lena asked offended.
"Yeah, the only time Superman met with Lex was after he threw Lois off a building. I would say there's plenty of probable cause there," Kara mocked.
"You come here accusing my mother of being the devil incarnate. How long before you come after me?" Lena asked.
"I'm right here, aren't I?" Kara said obviously. "Look, I know what it's like to have fucked-up parents. In fact, I have had the pleasure of two sets of them. But I'm a pretty good judge of character which is why I don't believe that bullshit excuse that you didn't know who John Corben was," Kara said impatiently.
"What will it take to believe me?" Lena asked incredulously.
"A mind rape will do it," Kara considered.
"Then do it," Lena volunteered.
"Err...you're not supposed to agree to that," Kara backtracked.
"What?" Lena wondered.
"So, as much as I love a good old-fashion brawl, I like a cerebral villain even better. That's why I didn't kill Maxwell Lord's ass for several months. But now that he's dead, I need a new one and quite honestly your mother doesn't make the cut," Kara said to her.
"You're insane," Lena said stunned.
"No, Mon is Insane. I'm just a crazy bitch," Kara advanced on Lena. She then noticed the wine glass on the desk. "Wait, how many glasses of wine do you go through a day?"
"None of your fucking business," Lena said defiantly.
"I like you. You got spunk," Kara smiled and walked out of the office towards the balcony.
While Alex was working on Maggie's boob, Kara kept watch on Mon. He suddenly awoke and stared at her. "Did you learn duplication, because I see two of you," he said groggily.
"Well, yeah, but not right now," Kara smiled.
"I would do you both at the same time if I could," Mon said sincerely.
"You're so romantic when you're dying," Kara said sadly.
"When the times comes, can you give me a little of your energy, so I can transport myself inside the sun," Mon requested.
"Of course. What an epic death," she instantly agreed.
Mon then kissed Kara passionately and then passed out. Kara quickly looked around hoping no one saw it.
Hank and Winn scrambled to make sense of the new data they were receiving. "Isotope 454 is on the move," Winn reported.
"Where to?" Hank asked.
"Metropolis port," Winn answered.
"They going to put it in the water supply?" Kara asked.
"More likely they're going to shoot up into the air over the city," Hank said.
"This sounds an awful lot like Blade Trinity," Kara smirked.
"Don't speak of that abomination again," Hank said seriously.
Cadmus then took control of all the televisions again. "Tonight, our nightmare ends. Tonight, every alien that has ever set foot on our planet will die. Because Earth is for the humans. The future is for the humans. We are Cadmus," the mask said.
"You know, the editing of their videos has become a lot shittier recently," Kara said amused.
"Let's move," Hank said to Kara.
"But you're not Kryptonian. You could die," Kara reminded him.
"Here or there, what's the difference?" Hank asked.
"Alright then. Let's preserve my alien kill title," Kara grinned.
Lillian went over to a case and opened it with her locket key. "Some mothers wear a locket containing the pictures of their children. You use it to hold a key for a bazooka," Lena said scornfully.
"It's a rocket launcher," Lillian corrected. "Take it. Prove you're one of us," she said offering it to her.
"Yeah, sure, whatever," Lena rolled her eyes as she took it.
Kara and J'onn then dropped in. "Is that what I think it is? Yeah, you won't do it," Kara smirked.
"Oh really?" Lena said touching the key.
"No balls," Kara said confidently.
"Kara, what the fuck are you doing?" Hank asked.
"It's reverse psychology. I got this," Kara said softly.
Lena activated the rocket and let it launch. Kara watched the rocket head towards the city. "Well...shit," she realized.
"Get to it," Hank ordered.
Kara flew off after the rocket but it exploded before she could take it into space. "That's not good," Kara said as the explosion sent her plummeting into the city. Meanwhile, Hank did battle with Cyborg Superman. As the two fought, Lillian and Lena watched the show.
"Just so you know, I made the isotope inert," Lena said casually.
"Just so you know, I anticipated this and corrected the formula at the last minute," Lillian said smartly.
"Holy shit!" Lena realized.
Lillian shook her head as Cyborg Superman and Hank tossed about. "Black-on-Black crime is getting worse-and-worse in this country," she sighed.
"Really, mother?" Lena frowned.
Cyborg Superman fired his eye laser through Hank dropping him. "I am Cyborg Superman!" he said victoriously.
Kara dropped in punching Cyborg Superman through the chest and out the other side. "You may be a cyborg, but you're no Superman," she said to him.
Cyborg Superman shut down and fell to the pavement. Kara and J'onn then noticed the orange gas spreading everywhere. "I'm coming, M'yri'ah," Hank said as he turned to ash.
Kara eyed Lillian and Lena. "You are aware that humans are aliens to Kryptonians, right? Like, if there was a human on Krypton, we would call him an alien," Kara said obviously.
"My God," Lillian realized. "What have I done?"
Both Lillian and Lena turned to ash in front of Kara. All inhabitants of Metropolis turned to ash, human and alien alike. The disease spread across the globe killing all sentient life. Eliza, Alex, Winn, Maggie, and even Mon at the DEO all turned to ash as the gas hit them. James and everyone at Catco turned to ash at their desks.
For the first time, Kara couldn't hear any human activity on the planet. The whole human race along with the alien refugees were all dead. Superman then flew over to Kara. His eyes were red from tears and it was then that Kara knew that Lois was dead.
"What...happened?" he demanded to know.
"Yeah, I fucked up. My bad...my bad," Kara admitted.
"Is everyone dead but us?" Superman asked shocked.
"Afraid so," Kara said just as shocked.
"How could you let this happen?" Superman blamed her.
"To be fair, I think my father deserves most of the blame for this," Kara said. "He's the asshole that invented the virus."
"What do we do now?" Superman asked.
"We're going to have to repopulate the Earth," Kara said obviously.
"Wait...what?" Superman asked stunned by her suggestion.
"Oh...too soon?" Kara realized.
"I can't hold it in any longer," Superman said about to explode. "You...fuuuuu...," he tried to make out.
"Keep going, I believe in you," Kara said amused.
"Fuck you! I hate you! You fucked everything up. The whole planet is fucked because of you. I wish you never came to Earth. I can't believe this fucking happened. What the fuck am I going to do now?" Superman raged.
"Look, if you don't want to have sex with me, just drop your sperm off at the local sperm bank for me to pick up," Kara smirked.
Superman fell to his knees in grief and pain. "Lois!" he shouted.
"As much as I like to see you in pain...and I do, having you mope around all the time is going to start grinding my gears. So, I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving," Kara said to him.
"What?" Superman wondered.
Kara took off to space and started flying around the planet's equator. Her suit became white-hot as she increased her speed. She then approached light speed and with infinite mass stopped the planet from moving and then forced it backward in time.
Kara then slowed down as she approached the port. Seeing the rocket launcher, she fired on it destroying it before it could launch. She then landed with a thud cracking the pavement as she did. Kara then blasted a hole through the launch computer screen. Turning around with perfect timing, Kara cupped Cyborg Superman's hand with her left and punched him through with her right. Cyborg Superman fell to the pavement deactivated.
Cop cars then swarmed the scene. "You called the police, didn't you? Clever girl," Lillian said to Lena as police came to arrest her.
"Want to know how I knew the future?" Kara asked Hank.
"You fucked up the first time?" Hank guessed.
"What...no," Kara denied.
"You let Cyborg Superman escape again," Hank told her.
Kara looked around frantically. "Where the fuck did he go?" she wondered.
"He's like a ninja," Hank remarked.
Mon awoke in the DEO clinic with Eliza and Kara looking down on him. "I must be dead because you two are the most beautiful creatures I have ever seen," Mon said.
"If you died, you would totally go to hell," Kara corrected.
"Kara! That's not nice to say," Eliza scolded.
"She's not lying," Mon agreed.
"We were able to reverse engineer a cure from a living sample of the virus, but you would never have lasted this long if you weren't so strong," Eliza said pinching Mon's cheek.
Kara took Mon aside away from Eliza, Alex, and Winn. "So, are we gonna?" Kara asked awkwardly.
"Fuck? Absolutely," Mon said.
"You sure you're up for it. I like to play rough," Kara grinned.
"Whatever doesn't kill me only makes me stronger," he smiled back at her.
"Well, get some rest. Tonight, the DEO is releasing you to my custody," Kara said to him.
"Yes, ma'am," Mon agreed.
Alex drank alone in her lonely apartment. She heard a knock on the door. Like a paranoid freak, she grabbed for her gun and looked to see who it was. It was Maggie with a pizza box and a case of beer. Alex put her gun away and opened the door for her. "So, what's up?" Alex asked hopefully.
"I just needed to talk to you," Maggie said awkwardly.
"Is everything okay?" Alex asked concerned.
"Well, here's the thing. I almost died," Maggie said reflectively. So, fuck waiting around, going slow, or letting things cool down. I'm ready for action right now. We should be who we really are."
"Yeah, cops," Alex agreed.
Maggie simply stared at Alex's oblivious face. "Actually, I have a murder case to solve. I'll see you later."
Alex gave Maggie an odd look as she rushed out. "Duty calls, I guess," Alex said as she opened a beer.
Meanwhile, Kara grabbed Mon and ripped his shirt off like she was a crazed demon. Mon blasted Kara's clothes off in an instant. The two kissed passionately and did the grind. "I understand...women here demand foreplay beforehand," Mon said panting as he tried to keep up with her.
"I'm no human female. I want you now!" Kara demanded of him.
Mon took his large masculine hands and began to choke her out. "Harder!" she shouted at him.
The next morning, a portal opened in Kara's apartment. Barry Allen and his colleague Cisco looked around the apartment finding clothes all over the floor and on the couch. A spooked Kara quickly put on a white bathrobe. "Barry, long time no see," Kara said brightly.
"It's Cisco. I'm friends with Barry," he said shaking her hand.
"Not really friends," Barry corrected.
"Yeah, more like colleagues, I guess," Cisco said. "Nice universe you got here."
"How do you know? It could be utter shit outside these walls," Kara said to him.
"Oh, well, your apartment at least is nice," Cisco said awkwardly.
"You must be really poor," Kara nodded understandingly. Kara then turned to Barry. "So...how can I help you?"
"Remember that time when I saved your universe and you promised to save mine?" Barry said.
"You know...I really don't," Kara said not recalling.
"Well...we need your help to kick someone's ass. Care to join us?" Barry asked.
"Of course," Kara said enthusiastically.
Author's Notes: This is the only CW appearance of Zor-El and that's sad because a girl's father is a big deal in her life. Adventures Zor-El will have a few more appearances in later chapters. A running gag is that Alex's sexuality is a lot more conservative than Kara even though their ideologies are reversed. Now, I consulted with a special team of straight cisgender males and we came to no conclusive point where it suddenly crosses the gay line for females. Any help is appreciated. Superman finally breaking down in front of Kara was a real treat. This episode calls into question how many times Kara has "fucked up" the first time and has to reverse time to get it right.