Kara and Mon dragged M'gann out to the desert and kept her still until they had found the perfect spot. "Call to your buddies," Kara ordered her.
"They're not my buddies," M'gann protested.
"Let's be clear, I don't give a shit about your identity crisis. You're basically no different than a Nazi concentration camp guard that found blood a little queasy. So, let's get some of your comrades over here, so we can play ball," Kara said to her.
"There are none left. You killed them all," M'gann said.
"That sounds like bullshit," Kara doubted.
M'gann sighed and then gave a scream that other White Martians would be able to hear. Shortly thereafter, an army of White Martians broke through the surface of the hard ground. "Take her back to her cell and come back," Kara ordered Mon.
"As you wish," he smiled and then disappeared with M'gann.
Mon then reappeared at Kara's side as the White Martians came closer. "I'm going to use the multiplication technique," he said splitting himself into three versions of himself.
"I can do that, too," Kara rolled her eyes.
"This is different. These are not illusions but physical creations of myself. My power level is divided into three ways," he explained.
Kara then watched as the three Mons fought the White Martians. Despite reducing his power level by a third, he was still kicking ass. One White Martian tried to attack Kara as she watched. "Yeah, no," she said blasting his head off with heat vision.
The White Martians then retreated as Mon got the best of them. In their desperation, they shape-shifted into children of various races. Mon didn't give a fuck and blasted them all to pieces. The three Mons then came together again as one. Kara clapped her hands impressed.
"Next time you split yourself do it in the bedroom," Kara said to him as they kissed.
At the DEO, Hank and Kara watched as M'gann began to freak out clutching her head while in her cell. "You were right. No one can resist Taylor Swift," Hank said impressed.
"I know, right?" Kara agreed.
"No...no, blood, death, beautiful war," M'gann said while still in a trance.
"She's got the right idea," Kara smirked.
"M'gann, stop," Hank ordered, losing patience.
M'gann made an ear-piercing scream and blasted out the glass of her cell. "How many times have I told you that glass cells are trouble?" Kara lectured.
"I want to see them when I make them suffer," Hank told her.
"Fair enough," Kara shrugged.
M'gann then collapsed as her eyes rolled up into her head. "Well, that was anti-climatic," Kara shook her head.
In the clinic, Hank turned to Alex's expert medical opinion on a comatose M'gann. "What's wrong with her?"
"As far as I can tell, nothing," Alex said.
"Well, good, back to her cell she goes," Hank said immediately.
"I should run some tests. Don't worry, I'll figure it out," Alex promised.
"I don't worry about war criminals," Hank replied dismissively.
Kara, as Supergirl, casually walked through the Metropolis Prison and found Maggie and Alex at the Livewire crime scene. "I gotta be honest. I freaking loved Leslie Willis' radio show before she went nuts," Maggie remarked.
"Oh, fuck me, right?" Kara said pissed off as she entered the cell.
"I tried to stop her, but she's really strong," a guard said pathetically.
"Understatement of the decade," Kara rolled her eyes.
"Hey, you want to go out and eat vegan ice cream?" Maggie asked Alex.
"What the fuck did I just hear?" Kara wondered.
"Don't worry about it," Maggie said to Kara. The two of them stared at each other with malicious intent.
"So...how did this happen?" Kara asked. "Maybe putting supervillains in normal cells is a bad policy."
"An inmate and a guard helped her escaped," Maggie said.
"Or maybe she kidnapped them," Kara considered.
"Until we know, we stick to the facts," Maggie said condescendingly.
"I'm not really into facts," Kara said looking around for any clues.
"This was very well staged and well thought out," Alex said.
"If you say so," Kara doubted as she exited the cell and turned to the guards. "Alright, I need all of your names, so I can help my friend write an article on how much of a fuck-up you all are."
"Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, Livewire. Who knows what havoc she will wreck when she resurfaces. Maybe, she'll turn all of her girlfriends evil again. I don't know. We're talking about full-on rats in the attic here, people. Except the rats are electrified and the attic is on fire. Behold, ye, mighty and despair," Winn introduced to Mon.
"As amusing as it is to see you piss your pants in fear, you should tone it down," Kara said to him.
"I am so ready to kick her ass," Mon said, pumped.
"Well, it is your turn. I've already defeated her twice," Kara said amused.
"And, yet, she still lives. How the fuck is that still the case?" Hank asked suspiciously.
"She's just...so strong," Kara excused.
"Yeah, bullshit," Hank shook her head at her.
"Hank, I need to see you," Alex said urgently taking Hank to the clinic.
"I have run every test that I can. There's nothing physically wrong with her. But her brain, it's like her mind is drowning and it's pulling her brain down with it," Alex said.
"So, she's dying?" Hank asked.
"Yeah, brain death is a few hours away," Alex confirmed.
"Have trash bags ready, because I don't give a shit," Hank ordered.
"Martian physiology is intimately connected to psychic phenomena. Could something be attacking her mind?" Alex said.
Hank simply shrugged. "Will you help her?" Alex asked.
"How?" Hank asked.
"The mind-meld," Alex said obviously.
"I'd rather not experience my own version of Schindler's List," Hank frowned. "If she dies, she dies," he said coldly.
Livewire materialized in the MPD parking lot and began attacking cops. Kara landed cracking the surface in front of the cops. Mon suddenly appeared at her side. "We've done this before, the same thing always happens. I win, you lose," Kara smirked at her.
"I'm not Leslie," the Livewire clone said.
Another Livewire, a prison guard, materialized behind them. "Is he Leslie?" Mon asked Kara.
"Good one, don't kill the cops," Kara ordered him.
Kara punched the female Livewire sending her across the parking lot into a metal fence. Mon blocked the male Livewire's electricity with his Insane armor. Mon then powered up a blast and fired on the male Livewire. The beam missed the male Livewire as he dematerialized. The blast went through the parking lot roasting a dozen cars, went through the parking lot walls, and went down the block.
The female Livewire tied up Kara's hands with electrical rope. Both Livewires then attacked Kara with physical attacks making no impact on her. Kara went Prime for a brief second burning the two of them while they remained solid. Guardian then arrived on his motorcycle. Kara held back as Guardian got some action of his own against the Livewires. His shield absorbed their electric attacks. However, Guardian quickly became overwhelmed and was sent to the floor knocked out from electrical shocks.
Kara then fired on the water pipes on the ceiling. The two Livewires disappeared into the lights before the water could hit them. "They're learning," Kara said amused. She then saw the destroyed parking lot. "Holy shit, dude," she said to Mon.
Back at the DEO, Alex came over to a reflective Hank. "Do you want to know how's she doing?"
"Nope," he said flatly.
"We need her to track down more White Martians," Alex told him.
"That's true," Hank said but was none-the-less resistant.
"What's your real deal?" Alex asked frustrated.
"Hate is what keeps me going after losing everything. If I find any good in her kind, I might just give a shit about them. I don't want that," Hank said sincerely.
"Forgiveness isn't for someone who hurt you. It's for yourself," Alex said.
"That sounds like bullshit," Hank rejected.
The next day after work, Kara walked up to Mon who was waiting for her. "We have to talk," she said to him.
"About what?" Mon asked.
"I can't trust you to restrain yourself. You destroyed that parking lot and a couple of blocks behind it. Who knows if anyone was killed," Kara said.
Mon got close to Kara. "I don't give a shit if you trust me. I'm Prince Mon and I do whatever the fuck I want," he told her.
Kara's knees became weak as she stared at him. Mon then kissed her in full view of everyone on the street. "Are you working with me, because you like me?" Kara asked him.
"I'm working with you because I want to fuck you," he clarified for her.
"Take me now," Kara ordered him.
Mon put two fingers to his forehead and the two of them disappeared.
At the DEO, Hank, Winn, and Kara looked over surveillance tapes. "Sorry I'm late, oh wait...I don't give a shit," Mon said as he entered.
"I don't appreciate your disrespect. Don't make me order Kara to break your legs again," Hank said dangerously.
"Why would I do that?" Kara wondered.
"Because I provide you with your kill list," Hank said obviously.
"Good point," Kara admitted.
"So, what did I miss?" Mon asked more respectfully.
"Awkward silence," Winn muttered and then rolled the tape. It showed Livewire being taken away by two others.
"Can you roll that again? I want to see her getting beat again," Kara requested.
"It's clear that she didn't break out. She was captured," Winn concluded.
"Or made to look like it," Hank said suspiciously. "Winn, find where Livewire is."
"I'm actually having difficulty delineating her from other wavelengths," Winn lied.
"That sounds like bullshit," Kara said skeptically.
"Supergirl, I need you in the med bay," Hank ordered.
Hank, Kara, and Alex looked over M'gann's dying body in the clinic. "Should we let her live or die?" Hank asked.
"Are we taking a poll?" Kara asked amused.
"If her blood can make you a White Martian, it stands to reason that your blood can make her a Green Martian," Alex theorized.
"That sounds like bullshit," Kara scoffed.
"What purpose would that serve? She's still a war criminal," Hank said unmoved.
"But look at her. She's fine as fuck," Kara said looking over her body.
Alex and Hank stared at her. "That's just the form she has chosen for herself. That's not her real body," Hank explained.
"A form she uses 99 percent of the time," Kara rolled her eyes.
"If there's a chance she's innocent and we can turn her, shouldn't you take it?" Alex asked reasonably.
"Yeah, when was the last time you got laid?" Kara added.
"Alright, when I meld with her mind, I'll be experiencing death and war all over again. I just need you two with me," Hank said seriously.
"You're asking me to give you moral support? You must be joking," Kara grinned.
"Actually, you're here in case I go nuts and try to kill everyone," Hank clarified.
"Wow, this might not be a good idea then," Alex backtracked.
"Too late," Hank said as he mind-melded with her.
Hank then appeared on Mars near a Green Martian concentration camp with M'gann sitting quietly. She then noticed Hank. "Run Green, they'll kill you if they find you."
"Don't worry about it. I'm a badass," Hank reminded her.
"I set the fire. I killed the other guards," M'gann said going into full PTSD mode.
"The fire in the guardhouse?" Hank figured.
"They wanted me to kill a child, a little boy. I told them to go fuck themselves," M'gann said angrily. "I killed my own people. They won't forgive," she said worriedly.
"So, when Supergirl has been using you to lure others, they were trying to kill you, not help you?" Hank asked.
"Yeah," M'gann replied. "I'm going to die here."
"No, M'gann. Life is sacred, even yours. Life is sacred not just for its own self but for all of the descendants it will produce that will outnumber the stars. When you kill a life, you snuff out all of those stars," Hank told her.
"I will never mate with one of my own kind," M'gann refused.
"I can give you my blood," Hank offered.
"You would do that for me?" M'gann wondered.
Hank offered her his hand. "Will you be my bitch?"
"I'll be your friend," M'gann offered.
"Oh, fuck no," Hank said ending the connection.
Hank awoke and gave M'gann a disappointed look. M'gann then awoke as well. "She's a war criminal. Take her away."
DEO troops took M'gann away. "She rejected you again?" Kara laughed.
"Her friend-zone can stay in prison," Hank said annoyed.
Livewire screamed as she tried to get out of her restraints. Electrodes were all over her body designed to drain her of power. "Please, don't mind me. Continue to kick and scream. It turns me on," the creepy scientist told her. "The more you struggle, the more energy I collect for my super soldiers."
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Livewire wondered.
"Soon, every military on Earth is going to want my super solders," the creepy scientist told her.
"That sounds like the beginning of Batman and Robin. It was retarded then and it's retarded now," Livewire critiqued.
"I orchestrated the attack at the MPD station. I knew Supergirl couldn't resist and my super soldiers fought her to a draw," the creepy scientist said proudly
"She's just toying with you," Livewire said knowingly. "I'm going to sue you for copyright infringement, asshat, and then I'm going to murder you."
"Intruder alert!" the alarm system went off.
"Showtime," creepy scientist grinned.
The two Livewires suddenly appeared as Guardian came in. Using his shield, he deflected their electricity and proceeded to beat them both down. He then went over to Livewire to release her.
"Who are you supposed to be?" Livewire asked.
"I'm Guardian," he replied.
Livewire rolled her eyes. "I am so fucked."
Mon appeared instantly in the room and then fired energy blasts at the two Livewires incinerating them. "Oh, I like him," Livewire said impressed.
"You should know that as a scientist, I experimented on myself first," the creepy scientist said blasting both of them with electricity.
Guardian's suit resisted the charges while it merely glowed off Mon's Insane armor. Mon took hold of the creepy scientist and threw him against a generator destroying it. Kara landed inside the warehouse and gave Livewire a smirk. She used frost breath to break off Livewire's restraints.
Livewire advanced on the creepy scientist. "You will pay for fucking with me," she said blasting him with electricity. The creepy scientist shrieked as he was hit. Kara walked with Livewire as she blasted him again. "Your feeble skills are no match against the true Livewire," Livewire said as she struck him again.
"Now, we're talking," Kara said approvingly.
"Now, you will die," Livewire said and began using her full power on him.
Kara watched as the creepy scientist shook and shuddered on the floor crying out in pain. "Supergirl...please!" he shouted for her.
Kara then stared at Livewire who was only focused on the creepy scientist. Her expression was pure crazy. Kara then turned to the creepy scientist and then back to Livewire. Kara motioned for Mon to come over. Livewire wasn't paying attention as Mon grabbed Livewire and instantly they both disappeared.
Kara then advanced on the creepy scientist. "Doctor Jason Woodrue did it better."
With that burn, the creepy scientist passed out and died on her.
Mon took Livewire to the bottom of a lake. She immediately received the shock of her life. Mon quickly disappeared leaving Livewire in the lake. Kara flew over to the lake and walked on the water. Mon reappeared at her side. The lake was completely electrified. Fish came to the surface. "That's how you go fishing," Kara grinned.
A devastated Livewire crawled onto the shore. "You couldn't let me kill him, could you?" she glared at Kara.
"Join me. We can form our own league," Kara offered.
"So, you can mock me every day?" she spat.
"It does come with the territory," Kara smiled amused.
"Just kill me," Livewire sighed in resignation.
"You can't kill me, because you can't. And I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun," Kara told her. "Next time we meet, get philosophical and shit, so it can be more interesting."
"I'm going to disappear, so you will never find me again. I'm so done with all this shit," Livewire said.
Kara gave her defeated nemesis a sympathetic look. She took her out of the lake and helped her over to a telephone pole. "You've survived me three times now. You know, there's a reason for it," Kara said and then kissed Livewire in front of Mon.
Livewire gave Kara a look of surprise and then touched the power line disappearing from view. "That was hawt," Mon grinned.
"It was quite the shocker," Kara agreed, making the appropriate hand gesture.
The next day, Kara, Alex, and Maggie hung out at the DEO. "So, she's just out there," Maggie said disappointedly.
"Yes...she's...just...," Kara confirmed.
"Yes, free as a bird," Alex interrupted.
"Hey, I wasn't finished," Kara protested.
"Why did you let her go? Why did you even let her live?" Alex questioned.
"There's still good in her," Kara said reflectively.
"You want another turn to whack her," Alex realized.
"She's killed people, you know that?" Maggie said annoyed.
"I know but have you seen her?" Kara licked her lips with heavy breathing while clutching the railing. "That white hair, that pale skin, and that tight ass," Kara listed off.
"You're fucking with us, aren't you?" Alex shook her head.
"Not yet," Kara smirked and then walked off.
"She let Livewire go. That means vegan ice cream at my place tonight," Maggie reminded her of their bet.
"Oh, Maggie, I would rather lick something else," Alex said to her.
"Oh, behave," Maggie grinned.
Kara then walked up to James and Winn. "We should go back to the way things used to be with you in the office and you behind a computer," she said to them.
"Yeah, fuck that," James rejected. "We're going to do this with or without you."
"You know, the two of you were heroes to me before all this. You don't need to be in a badass suit kicking ass or driving like a maniac on the streets," Kara told them.
"Err...no," Winn disagreed.
"I know you two want to make a difference but this isn't how to do it," Kara lectured. "I won't stop you but as long as you're putting yourself in danger, I can't support it," Kara said.
"Good thing I don't give a shit," James replied.
The three of them stared at each other for an awkward moment and then Kara started laughing. "I'm sorry, you know I was just fucking with you."
"I know you too well," James nodded.
"Hey, if you end up missing I'm in charge of Catco," Kara said.
"Fuck no. I'll put Teschmacher in charge before you," James objected.
"Burn," Winn smiled.
"I'm getting a life insurance policy on both of you," Kara smirked and then flew off.
Kara came to her apartment only to find Mon already there watching TV. "We good?" he asked.
"Not just yet," she said taking her coat off. "Show me that multiplication technique again," she ordered.
Mon smirked and divided himself into three versions of himself. "With pleasure...with pleasure," all three of them said as they took their shirts off.
