Krazi Kelli, No, there are 10 chapters. : You lucky, lucky people.

CHAPTER 2: DINNERTIME

Everyone in the lake looked toward the place where naked Snape had just jumped in.

"Ew" was the only noise anyone heard before they all ran out like a pack of wild wildebeests. Ha. Wildebeests.

So again, we have a stampede of students, running not from our furry little monkey friend this time, but instead from our furry little Snapey friend. Well I suppose I wouldn't call him little. Neither would the people who saw him jump into the lake.

Ew. I didn't mean it like that! Get your mind out of the gutter!

Anywho, back to the story; so now all of the little children are running up the banks of the lake (they're still naked) and are trying to get as far away from poopey-faced naked Snape as they can. Because he's Snape. And he's naked.

Draco was the first to get back inside the castle, followed, of course, by Hermione. And they were both naked. And about five minutes in front of everyone else. What can they do in five minutes?

Malfoy smirked at Hermione, "Hey Granger... You thinking what I'm thinking?" he asked, walking a little closer to her.

Hermione grinned evilly and took a step towards him, "I think so," she replied, "What are you thinking?"

Draco purred slightly and grabbed her hand. "I was thinking," he smiled at her, "That we could toilet paper the Hufflepuff common room!" he yelled and they both ran off with malicious grins on their faces.

What did you think they were going to do? Sicko.

Outside in the lake Snape rose out of the water. "Where'd everybody go?" he questioned, only to be answered by the giant squid who was floating but a mere few feet away.

"They ran from you. Because you're Snape. And you're naked," was all it said before it slid back beneath the glassy surface of the lake.

Snape frowned. "So, just because I'm naked no one wants to hang out with me?" (sad, dramatic music) Snape sniffed a bit and started to get out of the water, which seemed much colder now that he was alone.

SMACK!(/sad, dramatic music)(That thing where it's like the record stops and it makes that sort of screech noise)

A squirrel had fallen out of the tree Snape was standing under. Apparently it was laughing so hard at him because he was naked that it had lost its balance and fallen from the tree branch right onto Snape's head.

"Ow!" Snape whined. This really wasn't his day, was it? Now he had a crazy squirrel running circles around him.

Snape started his walk back up to the castle through the green grass, littered by clothes people had thrown off in a hurry to be naked.

Back at the castle all of the students were rushing inside, and running - or in Harry and Ron's case skipping - back to their common rooms to get dressed for dinner.

Hermione and Draco snuck out of the Hufflepuff common room, still naked, and still holding hands, how they toilet-papered an entire common room holding hands, I've no idea. Maybe they used magic, or worked together or something; but back to the story.

So Hermione and Draco were sneaking out of the Hufflepuff common room when Crabbe and Goyle showed up, and Crabbe whispered something in Draco's ear.

Draco's face twisted into an eerie smile as he let go of Hermione's hand and blew her a kiss. "I'll see you later, darling." Hermione giggled and caught the kiss, storing it in... Err... Well, storing it, as she watched Draco walk away with Crabbe and Goyle, the crazy grin still plastered on his face.

Harry and Ron stopped short in front of the portrait of the fat lady as they see she isn't there. "Wonder where she's gone to," Ron said as he turned towards naked Harry.

Naked Harry looked at naked Ron and shrugged. "I don't know. But I don't care if she ever comes back, as long as I have you!" he exclaimed and pulled Ron into a giant bear hug.

A silent tear fell down Ron's cheek.

When Harry finally let his friend go, there was no time to do or say anything as they were both suddenly shot with badly aimed stunning spells and crumble to the floor.

"Good aim," a malicious voice came from the shadows, and none other then the silver-haired, grey-eyed, naked Draco came out, Crabbe and Goyle following behind him.

"I say it's time we help these two boys show their true colors," he said, and Crabbe and Goyle grunted their approval of the plan.

"I DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL I'LL DO IT WHETHER YOU SAY SO OR NOT!" Draco shouted at them; Crabbe and Goyle looked slightly affronted. "Now, help me get these dresses on them."

"ALAS!" Draco exclaimed twenty minutes later, looking at the two boys in pink and blue flowered dresses lying before him, "It is finished!" he said and skipped merrily around them for a moment, then stopped short, straightening up and looking at Crabbe and Goyle.

"Well, what are you waiting for? Get them up and bring them to the Great Hall for dinner!"

Harry and Ron woke up to laughter from all directions, and looked around at each other.

Ron gasped.

Harry gasped.

Hermione gasped.

Ron gasped.

Harry gasped.

Ron gasped.

Harry gasped.

Snape gasped. "You, too?" he exclaimed, a smile on his face.

Harry looked at Snape with a disgusted face and replied smoothly, "I'm way out of your league, Severus."

Snape looked to the ground and sat down again.

Harry and Ron looked at each other again, smiled, hooked arms, and skipped down the aisle to where Hermione was sitting at the Gryffindor table.

Draco gave them a strange look, raising an eyebrow. "Well, that didn't go as planned..."